It's a sentence we never thought we'd write, but here we go: Amy Schumer is a married woman . The comedian got hitched on February 13, 2018 to celebrity chef Chris Fischer, surprising fans by exchanging vows in Malibu on a Tuesday evening. Approximately 80 guests were in attendance, including a few familiar faces featured here. Indeed, Schumer has uploaded a number of beautiful, romantic and flat-out funny photos from her big day to Instagram. We've collected them all below. Check each one out now and then send Schumer and Fischer your very best wishes! 1. Her Wedding Morning What was so special about this date for Amy Schumer? It was the date on which she got married! And here’s a photo of her in the morning. 2. Making Up Amy Amy Schumer shared this photo of her styling team from the day on which she became a married woman. 3. About to Be Hitched She does, people! She really does! We’d like to thank Amy Schumer for sharing this photo from her big day. 4. Chris Fischer and His Bride How sweet of a photo is this?!? Nick Fischer gives a little kiss on the forehead to his brand new bride. 5. We’re Newlyweds! They look pretty happy, don’t they? We really hope things work out well for Amy Schumer and Chris Fischer. 6. Yup! They sure are married! Amy summed that up here with one single word. View Slideshow
Chip Gaines and Joanna Gaines are pretty much the definition of relationship goals, right? Which is why Chip’s Valentine’s Day message has left some fans scratching their heads. Usually, Valentine’s Day is all about romanticizing love and relationships as much as possible. Instead, Chip seems to be focusing on the imperfections. Is he on to something here? Considering the way that Chip and Joanna Gaines have shot down marital trouble rumors in the past, you’d think that they either have a picture-perfect marriage … … Or that they, at least, want everyone to believe that everything is all smiles and rainbows or whatever. A lot of fans grew suspicious when they heard that Fixer Upper was ending after 5 seasons. It’s a hugely popular series, and most networks and stars keep a show going until it stops being profitable. To borrow the words of Bo Burnham, most television shows don’t stop beating the proverbial dead horse until it stops spitting out money. But you know what? A couple of married stars quitting a show doesn’t have to be a marital spat. Maybe they made “enough” money — if there is such a thing. (To be clear, they are each worth like $8 million) Their actual stated reason was just that they wanted to spend more time with each other and their family. That sounds healthy enough to us. Chip tweeted out his unorthodox Valentine’s Day message, early Wednesday morning. “No such thing as a ‘perfect marriage.'” But Chip reveals what he believes to be the secret of making a marriage work. “For me, its always been simple: commitment.” Well that makes a lot of sense. That doesn’t just mean not cheating, but being committed to their emotional and romantic bond and their relationship and family and life together. “Every morning I wake up committed, and pray that she chooses the same. And so today, again, I choose my beautiful bride.” He clearly takes his marriage voews seriously. “To have and to hold.. till death do us part. # HappyValentinesDay sweet girl!” Of course, Chip and Joanna are expecting their fifth child . The Gaineses are already parents to Drake, age 12, Ella, age 11, Duke, age 9, and Emmie Kay, age 7. Preparing for a fifth child is a lot, but the couple can certainly balance that while continuing to grow their home improvement empire. They’ve even made time for adorable little gags, like the way that they showed off their baby bump . It’s always a sign of a healthy couple when they can joke and have fun while celebrating good news. Cute! So, in light of their relationship, we think that Chip and Joanna are being realistic about the struggles of being a couple who’s been married for a long time. You’re going to disagree. You’re going to get on each other’s nerves. You’re going to catch yourself imagining a different life. All of that will happen whether or not you argue. It’s part of being a person. What matters, and this is really what Chip’s tweet is getting at, is how committed you are to your bond with your partner. Or partner s , for that matter. What’s more, the fact that Chip is openly discussing the imperfections in his and all marriages is a healthy sign. That means that he feels so secure in his relationship that he doesn’t hesitate to mention that not everything’s picture perfect. In a Valentine’s Day message, no less. These two seem to have things all figured out. View Slideshow: Chip Gaines: 13 Shocking Facts About the HGTV Star
Christina El Moussa has sat down for an interview in which she can neither flip nor flop when it comes to providing important answers. First, In Touch Weekly asked the HGTV star whether she could ever see herself walking down an aisle and exchanging vows again. The home-flipping guru split from husband Tarek El Moussa in the spring of 2016 and has since gone on to date a trio of fortunate fellas: Her former contractor, Gary Anderson. NHL player Nate Thompson. And current beau Doug Spedding , a man she has known for over a decade. This latest romance appears to be fairly serious, which prompted the aforementioned tabloid to pose the question: Will she get married for a second time? “I love being married, but it’s not something I want to think about right now,” El Moussa responded simply. Okay. Fair enough. She and Tarek haven’t even been divorced for a year; it makes sense that she can’t even wrap her mind yet around a second marriage. But what about having a third child? The reality star is the mother to a young son named Brayden and a toddler daughter named Taylor and is clearly quite smitten with her kids. She often poses alongside these small people on Instagram, while she and Tarek have constantly said that co-parenting in a healthy environment is their top priority in life. “I have two amazing kids,” Christina told In Touch, yet she then made it clear that this doesn’t mean she’s in the market for any more. “I’m done,” El Moussa added of having children. While Christina and Tarek are no longer a couple, the two have no intentions of stopping their roles as business partners. They’ve actually expanded their quasi empire and will soon work behind the scenes as producers on upcoming HGTV programs. “Working with Tarek comes easy for both of us,” she says, adding: “We have worked together for 12 years and we will continue to work and co-parent together. We have a lot of fun (both on and off camera) flipping houses.” HGTV has cleared Tarek and Christina to continue filming Flop or Flop through the end of 2017 at least. Moreover, the network has given the green light to multiple new versions of the franchise in different cites around the country. Tarek and Christina won’t be involved in these spinoffs, but they will be involved in each other’s lives for a very long time to come. What choice do they have when they have two small kids? “We told Taylor, ‘Mommy and daddy are going to be better parents for you and your brother apart. But we will always be here for you and your brother,'” Christina says of how she broke the divorce news to her daughter, concluding: “And we have made sure to always stay positive in front of the kids.” Amen. View Slideshow: HGTV Shows: RANKED!
Alright, stop, collaborate, and…wait, what? ABC News reported today that Vanilla Ice was arrested for Burglary in Florida. According to reports, property that had been…
