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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s 100, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, and can accept what is because it once was…she’s amazing.. But today…she runs her own destiny…unless this new bikini hustle is her investor or partner demanding her to post half naked pics to increase sales…or maybe it is financed by someone she fucks, because why spend your own money…. Some puppets or in her case sex toys remain puppets forever…even when they have their own money…they like to be controlled….and when they look like Liz Hurley…even in her 50s… Looking good enough to cum inside – but too bad you’re not a billionaire and she can’t get knocked up. The post Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Heidi Klum for Vogue Russia and Moda Germany of the Day

Heidi Klum may be 100 – but she’s apparently still modelling as hard as she can…because this month alone she has two magazine editorials out, I guess she’s marketing something hard, you know trying to increase sales on whatever she’s selling before the end of the year, and I guess as long as her 50 year old, mom of 12 half black kids, from being ravaged by a massive black Seal cock, vagina is covered up…we can focus on the fact that she still looks fucking amazing and I may just be saying that because I jerked off to her pics in catalog pics in the mid-90s…and sometimes flashbacks to masturbation memories of yesteryear are better than trying to get inspired by the new, already been done, too old to be doing it again cleavage in these pics…

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Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day

I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want. What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.

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Video: 2012 BMW M5 in Action

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Following the full debut of the 2012 BMW M5, the automaker has now dropped the first video of the new sport sedan in action. Of course, this is the first of many 2012 M5 videos to come so stay tuned for more. Check out our original post on the 2012 BMW M5. Hit the jump for Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : eGMCarTech Discovery Date : 21/06/2011 11:20 Number of articles : 2

Video: 2012 BMW M5 in Action

Consider The Onion: A Pulitzer Plea

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Fake news isn’t new. Satirical jibes at journalism masquerading as journalism date back to at least 1835 when Richard A. Locke created the Great Moon Hoax in the New York Sun . Not only was Locke looking to increase sales of the upstart Sun , he was ridiculing contemporary theories in astronomy – including one Scottish reverend’s assertion that upwards of four billion people (or whatever they were)… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Charge Shot!!! Discovery Date : 21/06/2011 13:08 Number of articles : 2

Consider The Onion: A Pulitzer Plea

Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

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