Jamie Foxx is loving Katie’s vanilla flavored cakes. Jamie Foxx And Katie Holmes Are Dating Somewhere Tom is weeping over Jamie having a bigger peen than him—Jamie will bust Katie wide open. According to In Touch Weekly Multiple sources confirm to In Touch that Katie Holmes has embarked on a new romance with her ex-husband’s close friend, actor Jamie Foxx. “Katie and Jamie have been dating for a while,” an insider reveals to In Touch, adding that Jamie has secretly been spending time at Katie’s apartment. “They’re very Mission: Impossible about their romance.” A second source confirms to In Touch that one early morning in mid-September, a driver pulled in front of the Trump Soho Hotel, prepared to take Jamie to the set of his new flick Annie — but was surprised when Katie stepped into the limo instead. “A hotel employee confirmed that Katie had stayed at the hotel with Jamie and that she was taking his car,” the second source reveals. “So the driver drove her home to her Chelsea apartment.” Though sparks were clearly flying between Katie and Jamie, 45, when they danced together to Robin Thicke’s sexy “Blurred Lines” at a Hamptons charity bash in late August, Katie’s rep insisted they were still just “friends.” But with Jamie’s long friendship with Tom — who he once said “changed the projection of my career” — on the line, it’s no surprise the new couple want to keep things quiet. “Whoever you’re dating, don’t let anybody know!” intensely private Jamie once told Oprah Winfrey, but added, “I’m very loving … when it comes to being there [for someone].” Dayum, Jamie is smashing the homie’s ex-wife. Do you think he can do better than Tom Cruise’s leftovers? Continue reading →
Everyone’s favorite robot, except maybe Tom Cruise’s favorite robot…because he is the man who turned her into a robot in the first place…who must hate her for turning her robot back on him and their religion…because that wasn’t in the fucking robot manual…when he abducted the bitch from the set of Dawson’s Creek and programmed…technology just wasn’t what it is now… Well it looks like her rebellion has taken on new forms…and she’s venturing into the world of being a sex doll rather than one of those weirdo children of the corn style robots she was for so many years before and guess what…I am into it…but only because some of the best sex I’ve had has been with inanimate objects…
This is what we call one serious heat check. University of Michigan point guard Spike Albrecht came off the bench during last night’s national title game to drop four three-pointers and score 17 points… in the first half! And even though his team lost to Louisville, the freshman’s confidence remained sky-high this morning, as he sent out a Tweet to the best looking fan in attendance at the Georgia Dome: Kate Upton! Does Albrecht actually have a shot at seeing Kate Upton nude ? The supermodel is a native of Michigan. And she has been rumored to have affection for both sports and teams from that state, with previous reports linking her to Tigers pitcher Justin Verlander . But Albrecht will need to duplicate his title game heroics numerous times next season to have a chance with this blonde bombshell. He only averaged 1.8 points per contest during the regular season and, while we admire his Twitter game today, Upton won’t be going for any athlete without some real game going forward.
Turns out the rumors were trueL Tom Cruise was as surprised as everyone else when news broke that he and Katie Holmes were getting a divorce. “I did not expect that,” Cruise told German TV network ProSieben. After five years of marriage, Holmes announced she was leaving Cruise on June 29 of last year which left the movie star both heartbroken and blindsided. However, the star – who’s making the media rounds for Oblivion – reveals he has had “an incredible amount of time to reflect” on life after the break up. “Life is a challenge,” Cruise says. “To be 50 and have experiences and think you have everything under control, and then it hits you … that’s what life is.” “Life is tragicomic. You need a certain sense of humor.” The couple has one daughter together, 6-year-old Suri, and reports circulated that she was one of the main factors in Holmes’ decision to leave Cruise. People reported the divorce “was a long time coming” for Holmes who was “mostly concerned about the education and care of her daughter Suri.” However, the element of surprise was key for her. “She was talking to Tom on the phone up until [the week before] saying, ‘I love you,'” a source told Us . “Her inner circle [had] been planning this.” Holmes’ attorney father even helped orchestrate it. Whatever happened, in the wake of their separation, Cruise threw himself into work. The actor spent time in Iceland and L.A. wrapping up Oblivion . He has rarely been seen in public throughout the past nine months, while Holmes, 34, has seemed to transition back into the spotlight more easily. See our Katie Holmes photos for evidence of that.
Daniella Monet is the supporting actress on the Nickelodeon hit Victorious….If you’re not a total fucking pervert who watches Nickelodeon, or a father of tween girls who is forced to watch Victorious, you probably don’t know who she is and you have probably not masturbated to her because anything is better than having sex with your wife…. Well, she’s 24, she’s a vegan, she’s got a very G-Rated career, but like Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez….that shit’s starting to turn south, in a good way….cuz selfies in workout cloths, like sports bras are the gateway to nudes, and nudes are the gateway to more “adult roles”….and more adult roles means threesomes in Spring Breakers….so let’s all encourage her to get to where she needs to be….fuck Nickelodeon, get naked, you big faced angel.
I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Katie Holmes before, but it may have been from a sci/fi movie, where she was climbing out of her alien pod, covered in some protective plasma gel, that all Alien forces use in their transition from their Alien form to human form…or maybe it was a porno movie after taking load from 40 dudes…either way, I feel like Tom Cruise and his masturbation needs, despite their divorce are behind the creative direction of this…you know since he is from a higher power and controls everything from his space lab… I think she looks kinda hot, even with that mom gunt.
The former Mrs. Tom Cruise is enjoying her newfound freedom. From clothes. Katie Holmes goes topless and poses on the beach in a new ad campaign for the jewelry company IRIS, her long brown hair is blowing in the wind. There’s a diamond necklace in there somewhere, too, though we’ll forgive you if you initially missed it when you first laid eyes upon this photo: This risque ad is a far cry from anything we’ve seen from her in years … if at all. One random Katie Holmes topless scene from The Gift notwithstanding. “She is more confident than ever,” a friend of hers said recently. You won’t hear any real arguments from THG, that’s for sure. Check out more photos of the 34-year-old modeling IRIS:
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