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Jim Carrey Responds to Gun Control Critics: Calm Down!

Jim Carrey may be known for his sense of humor, but the actor has settled on one topic recently that is anything but a laughing matter: Gun control. After posting a Funny or Die video that mocked gun advocates , the actor has been under siege from many Conservatives, led, as you might expect, by Fox News . Now, in attempt to re-open a reasonable discourse, Carrey has penned an Op-Ed for The Huffington Post. “These mass shootings and daily body counts on your local news are terrible tragedies,” the actor writes . “The utter devastation that must be endured by the victims’ families is unfathomable. “These horrific events are also an invitation for us to become more civilized and to deal with our addiction and entitlement to violence. Not to shut our eyes and ears and scream at those with a different opinion than ours to ‘f–k off and go back to Canada.'” Carrey responds to assertions that he’s a hypocrite by saying his bodyguards are not permitted to carry a large magazine and then states in all capital letters: “NO ONE IS ASKING ANYONE TO GIVE UP THEIR RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS.” Instead, the man behind Ace Ventura insists his battle is against “the type of arms, the easy access and the means with which to cause massive devastation.” Carrey also scoffs at “bullies” who attempt to discredit him due to his profession, pointing out that Ronald Regan was also an actor. Aghast at the “level of hatred heaped upon” him, Carrey concludes: No one is allowed to own a bazooka. In a movie theater an assault rifle with a 100-round drum magazine can cause just as much damage. So don’t just sit there and do nothing. Contact your representatives and let them know that their jobs depend upon change. It won’t always be someone else’s kids in the line of fire. The time is now. LET YOUR HEART BE HEARD.

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Drugs Are REALLY Bad M’Kay? A Gallery Of The Worst Before And After Faces Of Meth..Part 2

A gallery full of reasons to just say HELL no Before And After Photos Of People Who Use Methamphetamines Using and/or abusing drugs is no laughing matter and nothing to take lightly. But while many people are well aware of the negative effects that drug usage can have on your insides and physical health in the long run, the fact that it can also take it’s toll on your physical appearance over a short period of time sometimes take a backseat. So the folks over at Rehabs.com have decided to bring it front and center. Take a look at some of the worst pics we’ve ever seen that vividly illustrate the almost immediate, long-lasting visible effects of having a face full of meth. Photo Credit: Rehabs.com

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Gerard Depardieu Apologizes

Tuesday night, Gerard Depardieu, 62, was on CityJet Flight AF5010 from Paris to Dublin when the plane was delayed on the tarmac. Asking to use the bathroom, he was told he had to wait until takeoff. That#39;s when he couldn#39;t hold it. While it may have been a laughing matter to Anderson Cooper, Gérard Depardieu was humiliated by his public urination aboard a European flight this week and has apologized, says a friend. In a statement on Depardieu#39;s behalf to the French press, the actor#39

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Lil Wayne After-Party Victimized By Covert Pepper Spray Attack

Lil Wayne and his posse were attacked with pepper spray last night in Canada, after some d!ck got the stuff into the air ducts of a Montreal club. It went down at La Mouche, where Weezy hosted an after party for his show. The ventilation system was compromised and people were evacuated. This incident sounds awfully scary and really is not a laughing matter … but it really deserves an Anne Hathaway gangsta rap synopsis, don’t you think? So far, it’s unclear if police are investigating the incident, but a rep for Lil Wayne says that the rapper is “okay and gearing for his next stop in Toronto.” You can’t faze a real thug. Represent. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Erica Mongeon in Coma Following Car Accident

It was easy to laugh at Erica and Victoria Mongeon during their MTV reality show run. Better known as the Ikki Twins , these sisters starred as lesbians on the dating series A Double Shot at Love . But this is no laughing matter: Erica is in a medically-induced coma after being injured in a major car accident yesterday. The siblings were passengers in a Volkswagen Jetta that hit a tire in the road and was subsequently rear-ended by a truck when the driver attempted to pull over. The crash took place near Bakersfield, California. “Right after the accident everybody was feeling OK, but Rikki had a bump on her head and nobody thought it was a big deal, but for just for the heck of it they went to the hospital,” rep Rick Brown told E! News , explaining how things got worse from there: “Then, the doctors did a test that said she had bleeding in her skull. She never felt bad, like you would expect, but they put her into a medically-induced coma and will keep her down until Friday. The plan is to bring her out of the coma on Friday and take it from there.” Neither Victoria nor the car’s driver were seriously injured. Brown has asked fans to pray for Erica, though she’s expected to survive.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Chesticles

I’ve made a lot of stupid jokes over the years about Lindsay Lohan , all in good fun of course, but one thing that’s not a laughing matter are those sweet beautiful fake lesbian chesticles of hers. They’re pretty well covered by that asshole of a scarf, but I see enough to know that I’m in love.

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Lopez enters late night fray (Chicago Sun-Times)

His new show is called “Lopez Tonight,” but today the comedian is talking politics. It’s true that President Obama did a promo for George Lopez’s new TBS talk show.

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Hilary Duff: 20’s Hooker Chic

Here’s Hilary Duff on the set of ‘Gossip Girls’ dressed in some sort of 1920’s hooker/flapper outfit that unfortunately highlight the bad case of the Oprah Winfrey’s she’s got going on with those arms of hers. I feel like it’s my duty to draw attention to this horrible affliction that many women start to suffer from in their mid twenties and that stays with them throughout their lives. Oprah Horribilis , more commonly known as Oprah Winfrey Arms is not a laughing matter, it’s a serious issue and until we start to address it more and more formerly attractive women are going to be left at the bar when the lights come on or left off the pool side volleyball team for fear of injury and nausea to others.

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Did the New York Post Reveal Jennifer Aniston’s Lady Flower?

We must have looked like idiots this morning on the subway holding page 35 of the NY Post up to our nose. Why the curiosity

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