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Don’t Go Making Snooki Over

Fame has come for Snooki, and like any unconventional looking woman who’s landed in the spotlight, someone feels the need to make over her image into one of bland conformity. This time it’s Inside Edition and the results are frightening. Snooki made her name thanks to her tan skin, acrylic nails, enormous poof, tacky fashions, and ample bosom pouring out of everything she owns.The NY Post has pictures of the makeover the syndicated celebrity infotainment schlockfest gave our beloved Snooki.

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Don’t Go Making Snooki Over

Zuckerberg’s Sleepy Pants Ignite Timberlake’s Swear-Finger Happy Dance

New pictures from the Facebook movie ‘s set have none other than script-originating novelist Ben Mezrich uncertain how he feels. With clips from corresponding portions of the script, we decipher Mark Zuckerberg ‘s sleepy-time befuddlement and Timberlake’s alpha male “fuck you.” Mezrich tweeted —then deleted —a link to Coming Soon’s paparazzi pics from The Social Network ‘s set

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Zuckerberg’s Sleepy Pants Ignite Timberlake’s Swear-Finger Happy Dance

Demi Moore, Unretouched: Or, Why Do Cosmetics Companies Think Models Need Photoshop?

The other day, when there emerged another photo-illustration of Demi Moore , smoothed and tightened beyond the point of recognizable humanity, we wondered when it was the Photoshop-embattled actress would release a “before” picture . Turns out, there kind of is one. It was right under our noses — or, rather, on Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter feed .

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Demi Moore, Unretouched: Or, Why Do Cosmetics Companies Think Models Need Photoshop?

Republican Scott Brown Wins Crucial Mass. Senate Race

It’s over: Martha Coakley has conceded to Scott Brown , according to the front page of Boston.com. More details as they come in. Before you jump off a bridge, remember: It’s only an election

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A Russian Oligarch’s New Year’s Eve Megaparty Photo Album, Starring Dr. Doom!

Menacing Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich threw the banging-est celebrity-filled NYE party in St. Bart’s . We’ve read about the St

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A Russian Oligarch’s New Year’s Eve Megaparty Photo Album, Starring Dr. Doom!

Update: Men’s Health Stopped Writing New Cover Lines Years Ago

Yesterday, Men’s Health editor David Zincenko got caught cutting and pasting old cover lines onto the new issue of his magazine . Today, he explained that it was a deliberate “overall branding strategy.” Boy, was he right. It goes far beyond the similarities between the December 2007 and December 2009 covers that was discovered yesterday

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Update: Men’s Health Stopped Writing New Cover Lines Years Ago

‘This is the Crusade’: Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson

Well his voice anyway, in the shape of actor Nancy Cartwright . The leaked video is about raising money to build Scientology churches and convert as many people as possible.

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‘This is the Crusade’: Leaked Scientology Video Features the Voice of Bart Simpson

Anne Applebaum’s Freaking Car Explodes

Washington Post columnist Anne Applebaum is A) married to a high-ranking Polish politician, and B) critical of Russia’s shady government, which makes it—in the most general way—kind of alarming that her car blew up yesterday. Her car blew up! That is not just a regular thing, right? From the Times UK : Ms Applebaum, 45, author of a Pulitzer prize-winning history of the Soviet Gulag, was driving through the Jozefow suburb of Warsaw on Saturday when she heard a strange noise in her car and got out to investigate

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Anne Applebaum’s Freaking Car Explodes

Seeking Slim Vegan Morrissey Fan from Non-Dominant Culture for Occult Activities

Turning to Craigslist in search of love: A grand American tradition! And not one deserving of mockery. Rather, let us marvel at the craft of composing a Craiglist M4W ad that excludes every woman on planet Earth. Except, perchance…

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New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil

Times are tough, and people are sat at home chewing bellybutton fluff instead of eating out or ordering in. What are restaurant owners doing? Some are not paying staff, and others are sending abusive emails calling them “fucking lazy motherfuckers.” Vadim Ponorovsky, the owner of Paradou, a restaurant in the Meatpacking district, described on its website as a “light-filled, airy oasis..

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New York Restaurant Owners Turn Evil