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Amanda Wellsh for LUI Magazines of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Wellsh is. She’s a model, and I guess I am from an era where models were just models, they were paid to be in magazines and campaigns, and you didn’t really need to know their name – you know living Mannequins like the movie Mannequin, only you didn’t get called crazy when you got caught fucking them…you got institutionalized – and sent for electric shock therapy…yes. I was porn in the 1930s. That said, I don’t think everyone needs to be famous, just because they are in pictures showing their tits, I just think they need to be in pictures showing their tits. Whether for LUI MAGAZINE or my own personal collection – just get naked – it’s artistic and delicious…

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Rape Shorts are the Worst Conspiracy Ever of the Day

The smirk on this girls face makes me think she’s full of shit…with her RAPE SHORTS…but maybe, just maybe, rape shorts are the future of ruining first date date rape….or even last date date rape…or even… I call these cock-block shorts… Not because I believe in the struggle cuddle, surprise sex, shove it in a bitch when she doesn’t want it because no means yes or some shit…but because I don’t like paranoid girls and seeing these on a bitch is a total red flag for me to think her uptight, chastity belt wearing ass, deserves to be put out to pasture because uptight bitches like that don’t deserve sex, not even when it’s forced on them… The worst….concept ever…just fucking stupid…save this shit for Indian reserves in the far north and countries where rape is a real issue…let party sluts who get too drunk for their own good deal with their own vaginas without putting it in lockdown… That’s how I feel about rape shorts.

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits of the Day

Today’s question is….If a Jessica Simpson wears a push up bra with her milk-filled mom tits that were huge prior to making babies…thanks to good old fashion texan eating…do they make a sound…or do they just sweat…like a pig on a hot summer day….and what it comes down to is that I’ll totally just stare at them…in all their fatness despite of her gut…because that’s just the kind of prevert I am…I’m all backwoods and don’t mind the well fed ones…as long as I am not marrying it or accidentally getting it pregnant…you know…but rather keeping things private… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Jessica Simpson’s Huge Mom Tits of the Day

I Just Want to Fucking Dance and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s some Jeff Bridges looking motherfucker who got up on stage and started to dance, only for the mall cops to stop him, because like the movie Footloose, they ban all things fun and human from the stages of their shityt mall….and shit ends in some hand to hand combat our dancing friend who just wants to dance loses…and the sad thing in all this is the kids recording thing the drunk bum is the idiot…not that cops…society has brain washed the youth and it’s bad…if the mall got up and danced with this motherfucker, the cops wouldn’t be able to shut it down, and maybe, just maybe there would be a slice of happy left in the cake that is our miserable existence…RIP Fun… Some Bitch with Road Rage…who is clearly hopped up on meds like the rest of the world… Some Thieves…doing thief things…

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Ana Ivanovic Tennis Nipples of the Day

Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….a female tennis player unlike that Williams sister who like the movie Ladybug (RIP BRANDIS)…..is clearly a genetically modified player who barely passes the hormonal level of a woman….but who daddy had the insight to make a woman with a blade in the garage when she was a kid….in order to live out his tennis dreams…. Ana Ivanovic is a tennis player….like many female tennis player…all fit…and elegant…and lovely…making you wish you were a country club WASP…..who grunts like she’s getting fucking blasted hard….and flashes her panty ass all day….when not showing off a sweaty cameltoe vagina….or rocking hard nipples like in this pic from the Australian open…. All this to say…women’s tennis is my favorite….a highly erotic experience…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Check Out These Tang-Soaked Character Posters From Immortals

You’ll be hearing more from our intrepid Jen Yamato from the WonderCon panel on Tarsem Singh’s god fight flick Immortals later on, but for now take a gander at these just released posters for some of the characters. Pictured are new Superman Henry Cavill as Theseus, Luke Evans as Zeus, Kellan Lutz as Poseidon, Isabel Lucas as Athena and Daniel Sharman as Aries. Other than the dusky nectarine color scheme, it looks like the movie is very consciously trying to get some of that sweet, sweet 300 money by aping the look and feel of that other sword ‘n sandals stab epic. But bonus points to anyone who can tell me what that Tang-like liquid is that’s swirling all around them.

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Jake Johnson Raves About ‘No Strings Attached’ Director Ivan Reitman

‘I couldn’t debate him on stuff,’ actor says of legendary director/producer. By Kara Warner Jake Johnson Photo: MTV News For rising comedic star Jake Johnson, who appears alongside Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman in the new romantic comedy “No Strings Attached,” his personal highlight from working on the film (in addition to having the best lines in the trailer and many of the killer one-liners in the film as well) was working with legendary director/producer Ivan Reitman. “For me, working with Ivan Reitman was crazy because of ‘Ghostbusters,’ ” Johnson recently told MTV News of the man responsible for helping bring comedic classics like “Animal House,” “Ghostbusters” and “Meatballs” to the screen. “We did a whole scene where, this was one of the coolest moments of the movie for me, the scene where we’re in a fraternity house, partying and, you know, Ivan produced ‘Animal House,’ ” Johnson added. “And we’re all hanging out, setting up, and he goes to somebody he was standing next to, we were standing in a little circle, and he goes, ‘Man, I’m having flashbacks of “Animal House” in here.’ And he looked around and goes, ‘This is exactly how it felt, but in a different era.’ And I thought, ‘That’s awesome!’ Like, this is actually that man. [He] was there and [John] Belushi and [Bill] Murray and all those guys were such inspirations for our kind of generation. So to see a man who was there, it made it very real.” The actor, who you may recognize from his roles in “Get Him to the Greek” and “Paper Heart,” said Reitman’s legacy and r

Demi Moore to LOL with Miley Cyrus

While fans debate the box office success of The Last Song , Miley Cyrus’ next project has been determined. As Demi Moore Tweeted this morning, she’ll star in a remake of the French movie LOL with the young actress. “Starting a film in July with Miley called LOL,” Moore posted, later adding: “Remake with the same director,” referring to the 2009 French film directed by Lisa Azuelos. It looks like the movie will be another dramatic turn for Miley: in the original, a 15-year-old girl faces her first heartbreak, along with the split of her parents, at the same time. Doesn’t sound like anything to LOL at… Demi Moore as the mother of Miley Cyrus? We can see that.

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Demi Moore to LOL with Miley Cyrus