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Marloes Horst for Next Summer of the Day

Marloes Horst is amazing. The kind of girl I would sing love songs to….with my penis…to her vagina….not that it would be that eventful because my penis is a horrible poet….he’s also bad at playing the piano and doing all everyday tasks… not that you care about that….but maybe you care about Marloes Horst getting paid to cocktease the fuck out of us for some bullshit catalogs…because I know I do….at least enough to waste my time posting it…even I am sure there could be better things to do with my time…like watching a stripper on the Armey base overseas on Skype show me her vitamins….right?

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Some Rihanna Rolling Stone Pics of the Day

You know why it’s ok for Rihanna to be a broken girl…because she’s ridiculously fucking rich and famous..and rich and famous people don’t have problems…and even if they do…they don’t matter…cuz they are rich and famous and can buy themselves happiness…and even if she’s just totally fucking broken, which I don’t think she really is….cuz she’s smiling and having fun with things, even with her abusers….it just doesn’t make a difference for her…or her life…she’s set…has nothing to prove..and nothing to worry about…and I like watching her….she’s doing way better than all the girls in her high school who are fat, have 5 kids with different men who probably beat them and no one writes articles about it….and who make beds all day at rich people resorts…. You see…it’s hard to take anything seriously…but it’s easy to stare at tits….

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Sofia Vergara is Feeding Her Tits for the Golden Globes of the Day

The most irritating thing about the Golden Globes is when the blogs write shit like “the best globes at the golden globes”…or “look at her golden globes at the golden globes”….it is obvious…lacks creativity…is not funny…and if anything…it offends me…. I mean that and that Tina Fey chick hosting it with her awkward girl humor… The least irritating thing about the golden globes all the big titties I avoid calling Golden Globes so that I’m not like everyone else… Here’s Sofia Vergara feeding her Tits after midnight in preparation for the Golden Globes cuz we have big expectations for these tits…since they are the reason she’s even going to the Golden Globes….and as much as I don’t like watching girls eat….some girls gain weight in the right spots….and that makes it perfectly ok… I am not committing to watching to Golden Globes cuz I hate that award shit…you know celebrating our industry ourselves…..It’s masturbatory and I prefer my masturbation videos to have pussy in them…. But I will say…I may…. TWEET IT cuz twitter is my friend….

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Anne V Still On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

Bikini and lingerie models are fun…because they are professional bikini wearers…which makes looking at them on the beach in a bikini casually and for free…you know on their off time way more spectacular….because normal girls are totally inefficient at parading around half naked…that’s why these girls get paid the big money right? It’s like watching a pro athlete play his sport recreationally…or some shit…or maybe it’s not all that spectacular at all…especially not for someone who likes seeing all girls half naked…especially knowing Adam Levine and his horrible music was inside this vagina…making her almost disgusting to look at…or maybe I’m just lost in that untoned stomach…she needs to step up her bikini model game…cuz we’ve seen her WAY BETTER THAN THIS ….I guess it’s the off season…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Megan Fox Appearance on the Wedding Band of the Day

Some show I’ve never heard of called The Wedding Band…has just leaked a clip of Megan Fox’s bad acting in what is probably her first job in the last couple years…you know since David from 90210 brain washed her into having his baby and throwing her career away because he loved her and made her back when no one knew who she was and everyone else around wouldn’t be into her for her…but into her….for her hot famous body….in a strategy that worked for him….. But none of that explains TBS’ pathetic attempt to get some attention to this garbage by throwing this has been twat into the mix in an episode that Airs November 17….and that she’s wearing a crop top belly reveling shirt in…. But more importantly…none of that explains why I like watching her in low level acting in action….but her hot body does…

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Zhaia Dehar is Lovely in Her Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Zahia Dehar is amazing….sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…and her hair may be fucking clown-like and ridiculous….but her body is so fucking good….all that doesn’t matter at all…what matters is that she’s made her way onto the paparazzi’s radar and now she’s getting half naked….cuz with this body she fucking should always be dressed like this….but maybe I’m biased, cuz I love teen prostitutes…cuz they get what’s actually important in life… For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal… She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC ….. a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag Making big moves I like watching her make…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Joanna Krupa Bending Over in Bikini Car Wash of the Day

Joanna Krupa is pretty fucking jobbing….she’s hurting…she’s fallen off…she’s struggling…she’s rock bottom coasting…and that’s because she decided to use dancing with the stars as a platform to finally become a star…since they needed a hot chick and prior to her being on it she was just a Maxim girl…hardly a fucking star….before realizing that if they didn’t care about her before the shit, they won’t care about her after the shit, even if it put her in front of millions of people who never heard of her again….it was some bad strategy or advice…that has left her washing cars in a bikini for publicity on some low level, obvious, people will notice, but why are you subjecting yourself to this, do you need money this bad kick. Seriously, I like watching, but I can see the sadness in her vagina definition as she degrades herself like a fucking whore that I guess she’s telling us she is…through her actions not her words…and I kinda love it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karina Smirnoff Sporty Bikini Pictures

I don’t watch Dancing With The Stars , but I do like to post pictures of hottie Karina Smirnoff , especially if she’s half naked. Here she is on the beach over the weekend, showing off that tight dancer body of hers in a sexy little bikini. Well, half a bikini. I don’t know why she’s wearing these little shorts, but I’ll take what I can get. I kind of wish I had some shots of her standing up on that paddle board, I like watching hot chicks struggling to keep their balance. That’s why I love high heels. Hot.

Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil. Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30…. All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day

I love that TV is on the move towards porn…it gives me hope that one day my TV show will get picked up…the only issue is that I haven’t bothered writing it cuz I am lazy….coupled with the fact that I don’t know how to write, I don’t have any good concepts, even if I did, they’d never sell or get produced because I’m that kind of failure…but it is nice to pretend that all my ideas are consistently getting ripped off…like Californication or Shameless…cuz it is good for my self esteem….see no one likes to admit they barely exist…which is possibly why I cry when I masturbate… I’m just fucking around…I’m too lazy to care or feel like a loser…what I am trying to say is that tits on TV has been something I’ve always wanted when TV was invented….and something I appreciate now that it is here enough to skip the show itself and download the clip off the internet cuz SOPA is my bitch…. Here’ Laura Wiggins….getting fucked up the ass…..while having small talk… Here’s Emmy Rossum…..Hates me on twitter but I like watching her fuck….

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Shameless Nudity on TV of the Day