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Lily Rose Depp’s Tongue of the DAy

This one’s for the real perverts out there – who get excited by the Lily Rose Depp tongue, possibly eating a candy….or DROPPING ACID or other party drugs like you’d expect a wild and crazy rich kid to do… There’s not much to this story, other than that I like Lily Rose Depp….I believe in her longevity as a celebrity child who will do things that may not impress anyone because it’ll be a hand out, but that will still look good, because she looks good. I’m a fan, I’d watch her do anything, ideally things more interesting like this, but it’s friday and this is all I’ve got in me to post. The post Lily Rose Depp’s Tongue of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Chris Carrabba Finally Explains Dashboard Confessional’s Justin Bieber Cover

Dashboard Confessional’s Chris Carrabba spoke to MTV News about the band’s legacy, the longevity of his song ‘Hands Down,’ and covering Justin Bieber.

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Cynthia Bailey Officially Announces Divorce From Peter Thomas

In the world of reality TV couples the longevity rate is almost non-existent and you can add another couple to the list, straight from Real Housewives of Atlanta. After previously announcing their separation, Cynthia Bailey has officially decided to divorce husband Peter Thomas. As reported by Love B. Scott via E! News, in the five […]

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Bye Diddy? Cassie Posts Her Single Status … But Did She Take Him Back Already?

Cassie Posts Meme Suggesting She’s Single Then Deletes It Just when we were congratulating Diddy and Cassie on their longevity… We speculated that Diddy might be dipping back in the baby mama pond this week after photos emerged of the mogul doing a sex shop shopping spree with Kim Porter at the Hustler store. And Friday afternoon there was an interesting development when Cassie posted this meme to her Instagram: YIKES… So she’s single? Or she dumped Diddy or… Wait a minute. Before anyone could draw too many conclusions Cassie deleted the post. Ya think maybe Diddy and Cassie should go head and join Mo’nique on the record that they have an open relationship? Do you think the post and delete method helped her or hurt her in this case? Instagram

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Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent… I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything… Here’s another one…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part… I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are… I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

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Angelina Jolie: En Route to Rehab After Heroin Relapse (Tabloid Nonsensically Claims)!

Star ’s cover story this week is all about Angelina Jolie and how she’s down to an emaciated 99 pounds due to shooting up heroin like a fiend apparently. Three separate reasons this is ridiculous: The magazine proclaimed Brad Pitt got Angelina Jolie pregnant not even a month ago. Guess that didn’t pan out, given the image below? The cover photo of the star is hilariously Photoshopped to the point where her head and body don’t even look proportional any longer. She looked slender, but healthy THIS WEEKEND. While the 36-year-old actress is clearly thin, she’s not anorexic. Her upper arms have some flesh on them, her cheeks look full enough, and so on. Star’s claim that the 5’7″ actress weight has plummeted to 99 pounds seems full-on absurd, but that’s their claim, citing the good ol’ anonymous source: “Angie has gotten so skinny and frail, Brad thinks she needs professional help,” the source said, adding that Brad staged an “intervention,” to get her help. “Her face looks sunken. On the red carpet, her arms look like twigs.” Uh huh. “Brad is really concerned with her eating habits,” the source adds. “She’s existing on cereal bars and smoothies and slipped to just 99 pounds.” “She is so thin yet will still go on a carrot-juice fast for days. Brad leaves food out all over the place hoping she’ll snack.” LOL. Sorry, we can’t take anymore. Just for fun, check out Star’s cover from almost exactly a year ago after the jump. Must be something about Angelina Jolie this time of year …

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Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul Confirm Judge’s Departure from The X Factor

Yes, Paula Abdul really is out of The X Factor . While no one doubted the veracity of this morning’s report – which detailed the ousting of Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger and Steve Jones – the singer herself had not spoken out about the decision until now. “I’ve learned through my longevity in this industry that business decisions often times override personal considerations,” Paula said in a statement. “Simon and I, along with Fox and [producers] Fremantle, have been communicating about this for a while now, and I have absolute understanding of the situation. “Simon is, and will remain a dear friend of mine and I’ve treasured my experience working this past season with my extended family at Fox and Fremantle. I want nothing more than for The X Factor to exceed ALL of their wildest dreams. This truly has been a blessing and I am most grateful.” Cowell also chimed in on the move, releasing his own statement that reads: “I want to say a massive thank you to Paula, Nicole and Steve for being part of The X Factor last year. We had a lot of fun making the show together and importantly, we found some real talent and stars… I’m sure all three are going to have massive success in what they do next, but now is the time to thank them all for everything they did last year.” So, with the formalities out of the way, now it’s time to pick a new judge. Who do you think it should be?

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CyanogenMod 7 Alpha Reaches the HP TouchPad

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For those seeing the marriage of the TouchPad and Android as a match made in heaven, the moment has arrived…sort of. The CyanogenMod team has released an alpha build of their Android ROM for the HP slate. That’s the good news. The bad news? The CM7 build will have little use to any but the Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Android Phone Fans Discovery Date : 13/10/2011 07:27 Number of articles : 2

CyanogenMod 7 Alpha Reaches the HP TouchPad