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Anna Faris Granny Face Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anna Faris isn’t 100 years old, but she might as well be, because she’s over 30, has a kid, and her face looks old as fuck… Even when on the beach showing off her bikini body, a body that is not so bad, her face reminds me of an old grandma who you just went over to help cut her lawn, and by cut her lawn I mean eat out, since that’s what she’s actually paying you for… I am not against granny sex…. She can’t get pregnant, makes great cookies, is lonely and has very little expectations or demands because she will take whatever she gets, knowing how disgusting it must be for a young man like you to fuck a senior citizen…if you know what I mean…and if you don’t…Granny sex… Speaking of Granny sex, I almost had sex with a 75 year old with implants, wearing a bikini, all leathery and floridian yesterday. We were drunk, she must have been trying to relive her youth, but her nipples, despite the implants still aimed at the ground and it was just too weird, like a bad science experiment, up on some PATIENT ZERO implants in the 80s for me to really delve into… I am against 37 year olds with granny faces…in a bikini or not.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Anais Pouliot photographed by Hannah Khymych for L’Officiel Paris TITS! of the Day

Posted on May 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anais Pouliot is a titty fashion model from Montreal. She is a reminder that I should have never write off Montreal tall girls, because you never know which one will win the lottery, move to NYC, get cast in a bunch of topless shoots, leading to becoming a Victoria’s Secret angel.. There was a time, we were Facebook friends, but her career took off, I got deleted, reminding me that there is no loyalty with Facebook friendship…I guess I could always find her childhood home and camp out outside waiting for her return to profess my love her her… But I don’t find that interesting, since I’ve already seen her tits..and more importantly, because I don’t think being a Victoria’s Secret model is even that interesting an achievement….I like the girls I waste my time on to have dreams of being Anais Pouliot, because that way I have a better chance of licking their ANAIS….with my dick.

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Church Announcements: Easter Egg Hunt [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Posted on April 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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In this edition of church announcements from Bernice Jenkins, Brother Willie Bradshaw thought he won the lottery and cussed everyone out at his job. Ms.…

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Searcy’s Trending Topic: Reliving The Past #BackLikeTheFirstTime

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Searcy’s trending topic for today is reliving the past experiences. We all have those times when would would like to push the rewind button. If…

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Searcy’s Trending Topic: If I Win The Lotto…

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Searcy’s Trending Topic: If I Win The Lotto…

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Sallie Axl and her Classy 2014 Calendar Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sallie Axl is some gutter Glamour Model shit….but in her defence so are all Glamour models…because the whole basis of a Glamour Model is to find them big titty girls when they are inexpensive, sign them into a contract, and recruit them into your magazine, where they show off their tits for very little money, but fame…fame that they can leverage to find good rich husbands…it is the dream most strippers I know have…that one day they will be saved by some knight in shining American Express Black card…only with this Glamour model hustle…there’s more hope of that happening, because idiot rich dudes think it is status to date some bitch who has been published, or who has her own calendar, because it is seemingly more high profile than some girl with a yeast infection from rubbing up against a dirty stripper pole…

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Salma Hayek Thong Ass of the Day

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Salma Hayek was on set yesterday and everyone got excited because her old mexican tit was hanging out of her shirt…all big and round like you’d expect from a Mexican who only exists because of her big old tit…but the real excitement happened when her skirt got blown up by divine intervention, up on some Final Destination shit, like winning the lottery or not getting on a plane that ends up crashing, or avoiding a getting run over or having a drug overdose by staying in the night your friend hooks up bad pills…only better, because you don’t die looking at her ass as it’s exposed to you by the heavens….or maybe you do…all I know is it’s good. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Lena Dunham Milks her Mother of the Day

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lena Dunham may be a talented writer, she may have great concepts and a great sense of humour, but the fact remains that she is disgusting and if her parents were not in the New York art scene and she wasn’t some little rich kid hipster with a trust fund, the only people who would be reading her writing would be her cats and maybe her vibrator…or even some socially awkward dude who probably raped at least one person because getting with her requires sexual deviance….but that’s not the lottery ticket she was given…the lottery ticket she was given involved getting her projects funded and sold…and she became figurehead for ugly chicks to think it’s ok to be ugly, and that you’ll get on TV if you’re ugly, thanks to this whole anti-Cyberbullying bullshit…to make the losers feel like winners…even though society was built on survival of the fittest… Here she is with her mother, or what you’d expect her mother to look like, if you didn’t know that her mother is some well connected Kris Jenner who made Lena Dunham exist, probably out of guilt for the nuclear meltdown that was her and her husbands genetic incompatibility

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Breaking Bad Finale: A Proper Goodbye?

Posted on September 29, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

At one point on the Breaking Bad series finale, Walter White breaks into his estranged wife’s new home and tells her he’s there for a “proper goodbye.” Which, of course, begs the question: Did the program many consider to be the best in television history send itself off this week with a proper goodbye? Breaking Bad Says Goodbye Breaking Bad Series Finale: What Went Down In our opinion? Yes, if you were looking for a finale that represented what made the drama so terrific in the first place; no, if you were seeking a jaw-dropping twist or bombshell of some kind. The back half of Breaking Bad Season 5 mirrored its main character. With his identity outed to his DEA agent of a brother-in-law, Walt was frenzied and on the edge. He was leaping from one dangerous situation to another, telling lies, coming up with plans, constantly believing that he journey wasn’t over. It was an intense a few weeks of TV as anyone will likely witness. But finally, after months spent in New Hampshire alone and after being cursed off his own son, Walt realized that it really was time. He had one mission remaining and he fulfilled it, simple as that. Millions of dollars will eventually go to Flynn and Holly; Uncle Jack and his Neo-Nazis are dead; Skyler hopefully has a Get Out of Jail Card Lottery Ticket. And Jesse is free. Yeah, bitches, Jesse Pinkman is free! He really had to be, didn’t he? Viewers had to be thrown nugget of happiness and even if it’s hard to envision Jesse ever living a truly happy life, at least we know he’ll be living. The same cannot be said of Walter White. He accidentally died by his own bullet via a specially-made machine gun. Which is perfectly apt, don’t you think? Walter White really died a long time ago via specially-made meth and got replaced by Heisenberg. So, no, we won’t be talking specifically about this finale the way many folks still talk about Lost. Instead, we’ll be talking about Breaking Bad as a whole and the singular, focused vision of its creator, along with the iconic portrayal of its lead actor. And, hey, as long as we’re not talking about Miley Cyrus for a change, right? Grade the Breaking Bad finale now:   A B C D F View Poll »

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