Belen Rodriguez is some Showgirl who lives in Italy and who is showing her snatch to the paparazzi with a little vagina definition…..shaved lip….and panties without pee stains….period stains…. She’s had a SEX TAPE …so you know she’s top tier…and quality…with self respect….not trying to be famous or get noticed the lowest level way possible….which happens to be the best way possible….and also my favorite way possible…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Paramount Pictures has announced a release date for Paranormal 5 . The fifth installment in the horror franchise will come out on October 25, 2013. Paranormal Activity 4 Trailer Paranormal Activity 3 Trailer Paranormal Activity 2 Trailer The first four movies have grossed over $350 million domestically and $700 million around the world. Paranormal Activity 4 , however, earned only $53.4 million in the States, the lowest domestic tally for any flick in the franchise by over $30 million. But still not low enough to put an end to these frightening home movies. Are you excited for Paranormal Activity 5 ?
Georgina Wilson is a totally irrelevant person because she is a celebrity in the Philippines…..and she was in Esquire Philippines, a totally irrelevant magazine, unless you’re a cleaning lady who happens to speak english…a limited market to be into… But I thought she was hot, so I looked her up, and what I found about her made me laugh: Wilson attended High School in Assumption College Makati, the lowest mark she received was a 91. During her sophomore year, with soaring grades of 95 or 96 in Math, she was transferred to the Math Enrichment Program Who the fuck cares about someone’s high school marks in promoting themselves as slutty models….I guess Filipinos do….
I kinda liked Karolina Kurkova during her fat years…..you know when she COULDN’T FIT INTO HER DRESS DURING THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW CUZ SHE GOT SO FAT ….It was an emotional time filled with baked goods…that almost got her fired from Victoria’s Secret, who’s secret isn’t that they hate fat chicks, if anything they love them, cuz they know fat chicks buy their shit to make their husbands happy, they just don’t want them modeling for them….and either do the husbands…. She blamed it on hormones, developed an eating disorder, had some kids, and now she’s in Vogue Mexico, my mother nation, wearing lingerie looking hotter than most moms should…. But I still miss her lowest point…that was the window of opportunity to move in on her big eastern european ass….but there’s always menopause to bring all that fat back….we can only hope…cuz SEEING HER FAT AND HALF NAKED ON THE RUNWAY BROUGHT ME JOY ….
So some Canadian Fashion magazine that is likely owned by the company that owns Nicole Richie’s clothing line…whether explicitly owned by them…or just good advertisers in the shit….decided to put journalistic integrity aside and run an advertorial featuring Nicole Richie….cuz I know even the lowest level magazine from the lowest level country wouldn’t bother with this cunt…so it’s gotta be paid for…you know market her as a fashion icon, sell her clothes, make everyone happy but me cuz I’ve met her and know she’s a spoiled brat who is substantially less interesting than the level of interesting you probably already think she’s at….but you know since she got fake tits….and fake tits are awesome to jerk off on….cuz they retain their shape in all positions….unlike their natural breast counterpart….especially when their natural breast counterpart was sloppy and all nipple like Nicole…..they deserve to be celebrated…even on the worst fucking human being alive…. Here’s the photoshoot video if you care……and I hope you don’t…. Canada must be desperate…
Kelly Bensimon continues to put up a strong front. The reality star got the boot this summer from The Real Housewives of New York City , but tells Us Weekly she is “not angry” because, hey, she’ll still be on television for years to come! “The show is on all over the world and we’re still going to be on for a long time,” Kelly says . “It’s like the Baywatch of Housewives. For me, it’s just the gift that keeps on giving.” Kelly isn’t familiar with the show’s new cast members – Carole Radziwill , Heather Thomson and Aviva Drescher – but she has the following advice for the trio: “Make as many mistakes as possible. Do anything that you can do that you can learn from your mistakes. Because if you don’t learn from your mistakes then you’re what? Boring!” Will we see Bensimon on reality TV again? She hopes so, saying: “I love doing reality because for me, I just have a really good time. And I have a really kooky life and I’m not going to make apologies for it. I have a lot of fun and I make a lot of mistakes.” [Photo: WENN.com]
They’ve made it. They can take a breath, at least for a brief moment before the live performance begin. But 17 acts were named to The X Factor finals last night, many of whom have given official statements on the achievement and posed for fun new promotional photos for Fox… Melanie Amaro : “The whole process is just mind boggling. It’s so amazing.” Simone Battle : “I am blown away by how much talent there is in the girls’ category. At this point, it’s not about impressing the judges, it’s about impressing the world and everyone who is watching.”
As we know, the winner of Dancing With the Stars will be the man or woman to combines quality moves on the parquet with a fan base that calls and texts in droves. Scores do count for half the dancers’ aggregate scores each week, but when they differ by, say, 1-4 points, that leaves plenty of wiggle room for fans to close the gap. On last night’s Dancing With the Stars results show, Carson Kressley was sent home after posting the lowest scores Monday. But it won’t always be that predictable. We’ve already seen a pair of surprise ousters in Chynna Phillips and most of all Kristin Cavallari . Rob Kardashian has been undeservedly in the bottom three twice. Is Rob at risk of meeting the same fate as K-Cavs, or is he winning over fans as well as the judges? How much longer can Chaz Bono and his two left feet last? As of right now, it looks like Ricki Lake and J.R. Martinez are on a collision course for the finals, but anything can happen. That’s why we ask for your take here: Who will win Dancing With the Stars?
It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….
Yesterday, we brought you the 10 States (and D.C.) with the lowest percentage of obese adults in the country. The #1 thinnest state – Colorado – still boasted an adult obesity rate of 19.8%… Which means almost a fifth of Colorado’s adult population is overweight. So you can imagine how scary the numbers on this list are. Flip through and see if your home state earned the dubious distinction of “Fattest State In The Country.”
