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Mariah Carey’s Motorcycle Erotica of the Day

I have heard that older chicks love riding motorbikes because they make them cum. All the machinery, adrenaline, vibrations just hit their tired vaginas better than any man could, you know since it’s some massive hitachi magic wand, with more than just a plug in, with it’s massive engine….but usually biker chicks are disgusting, and the idea of their soaked through panties disgusts me, you know because their tattooed up, white trash tattoos scare me…. But for some reason, seeing mom Mariah making a comeback in her 40s, like she was 20, dressed in skimpy clothes, doing twerks, simulating orgasm and grinding up on the motorbike, isn’t as fat or aggressive as I’d think, and she’s actually lookin’ hot…and that just weirds me out.

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Bar Refaeli Instagram Gym Pic of the Day

Bar Refaeli is pretty thick…so looking at her workout is definitely not as awesome as looking at CANDICE SWANEPOEL working out….but I’ll take it…because I love it when girls work on fitness, and themselves, to make them healthier, happier, and more attractive. I like hard bodies, but more importantly, I love seeing their sweaty asses squat…almost enough to join a gym to stare…something I have done in the past…and as it turns out….even the fatties trying to get fit are hot to watch in action…I guess there’s just something about gym clothes…or sweaty assholes….or girls grunting and lifting….or maybe it is just the germs all over the machinery that makes me wanna fuck….cuz it reminds me of everytime I fuck…who knows…what matters is that it’s good…

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Kari Byron Just Made Nerds Very Happy

I have no idea what’s going on here in this picture, but I do know that it’s bound to get nerds thinking some very dirty thoughts. Mythbusters host Kari Byron was at The Tech Museum in Silicon Valley, and I guess decided to hop up and try out the machinery. That’s the good thing about nerdy chicks: they’re always down for some hands-on learning. Related Articles: Kari Byron’s Mythbusting Cleavage Karissa Shannon Flashes More Than Just Ass Karissa Shannon And Heidi Montag Sex Tape? Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Promo Pictures

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Watch Ben Weasel Hit A Woman and Rage Out…

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Houston Press : Weasel hadn’t been as happy-go-lucky about SXSW as the rest of the town, remarking on his Twitter stream, “Gearing up to play the most depressing show of my life in the most joyless, soulless, shameful excuse of a music event in modern history.” He was even less charitable towards the machinery of SXSW , writing “I’m about to go play for free for douchey rock critics and music industry… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Daily Swarm Discovery Date : 19/03/2011 16:58 Number of articles : 2

Watch Ben Weasel Hit A Woman and Rage Out…