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Jessica Simpson Trash Talks Wives Around the World

Jessica Simpson has a message for married women around the world. Inch closer to your computer screen. Focus. Listen up. Here it is: I’ve got the sexiest husband on Earth!!!!! That actually is what Simpson has written on Instagram in honor of Eric Johnson turning 36 years old on Tuesday. The artist shared the black-and-white photo above on her account and included with it a caption that reads: “My husband is hotter than yours! Happy Birthday Eric Maxwell Johnson! You forever make me lust.” A tad bit TMI, but mostly pretty cute, no? Everyone should remain this enamored by their significant other after many years together. Parents to daughter Maxwell Drew, 3, and son Ace, 2, Simpson and Johnson first stepped out together in May 2010 and got engaged that November. In July 2014, the two exchanged vows in an intimate wedding at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California. And this isn’t the first time Simpson has bragged about her attractive husband. She let a couple photos say a couple thousands words about the couple in February when she posted some ” Fifty Shades of Johnson ” images that depicted her and her man in states of undress. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me,” Simpson said on The Today Show soon afterward.

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Random Ridiculousness: Mother Mummifies Her Son In Alcohol For 18 Years So Her Grandson Can See Him

Wow. A mother’s love is strong. Woman Mummifies Son She couldn’t just take a picture to keep his memory alive? According to Mail Online A mother whose son died 18 years ago pickled him in alcohol and stashed his corpse in the basement where she has cared for him ever since… all so his son can learn to love him. Tsiuri Kvaratskhelia keeps Joni Bakaradze’s body entombed in a wooden coffin beneath the family home in Georgia, eastern Europe. But despite having died in 1995, the 22-year-old has remained almost perfectly mummified, thanks to his mother’s constant love and attention. And every year on his birthday she has even given him a change of clothes – until four years ago when decay finally made the feat impossible. ‘He wanted his kid to see him that way,’ she explained. ‘I believe from that point on the kid started to love his father.’ There is also a little viewing window in the basement so family, friends and passers by can see how he’s getting on. Mrs Kvaratskhelia has learned more than a few tricks to keep her son presentable. It gets weirder. ‘One night I had a dream when a voice told me to treat Joni by rubbing alcohol so from then on I’ve being using wet sheets dipped in alcohol to preserve the body,’ she said. ‘You must not leave the body without the sheets overnight as the skin will turn black as charcoal.’ She added: ‘For 10 years I’ve been changing his clothes on his birthday. Only the past four years I was unable to do so. ‘He was a good man, a good husband, not the way he is now.’ But now Joni, whose cause of death remains unknown, is finally beginning to decompose since illness prevented Mrs Kvaratskhelia from giving him the daily care he needs. ‘I was sick lately and could not tend to his body,’ she said. ‘That had an effect on him. ‘My son is handsome. When I use the sheets his skin will be white again and everything will be normal.’ SMH. Continue reading

Swirl Problems: Kimmy Cakes Tells Kanye She Wants Her Bangin’ Bawdy Back Not Another Baby

Kim you’ll never be 115 pounds again. Kim Kardashian Wants Her Body Back Not Another Baby Kim will be poppin’ out another baby soon. Kanye won’t allow her to get her bangin’ bawdy back…his pimp hand is too strong. According to Radar Online Kim Kardashian is basking in the glow of motherhood and working hard to shed her baby weight but a new report claims that she is pushing back against Kanye West, who already wants her to start trying to have another baby. Happy with her newborn daughter North West, Kim has a hot new blonde hairdo and is getting back to her pre-baby weight. “Kim’s really focused on getting back her size 8 figure,” Closer magazine reported. “But Kanye recently suggested they start trying for another baby as he doesn’t want a big gap between their children’s ages.” Jessica Simpson shocked her fans, and herself, when she got pregnant with her son just a few months after giving birth to her daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, but Kim has no interest in following in her footsteops. “Kim, however, doesn’t even want to think about another hellish nine months right now and told Kanye she wants her body back – not another baby.” The reality show star has been considering getting plastic surgery to reshape her body, and idea that Kanye is solidly against. “Kim’s main concern is her boobs. They went up to an F-cup during her pregnancy, which is twice the size they were before, and she thinks they look droopy. She’s already set up a few consultation and is looking into noninvasive lipo on her tummy and love handles.” Kanye’s mother, Donda West, passed away after having plastic surgery and he doesn’t want his baby mama taking any drastic measures. “Kanye freaks out about plastic surgery, he told her she’s beautiful and doesn’t need anything done.” As long as she doesn’t lose that azz, she’ll be okay. Continue reading

Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Photo: It Was Fun While It Lasted!

Owner of one of Hollywood’s most talked-about bodies, Jessica Simpson proudly showed it off while shooting a Weight Watchers ad in the California desert a few months ago. Now, since Eric Johnson got Jessica Simpson pregnant again , she’s already back to hiding her baby bump with baggy sweaters and giant handbags. Doesn’t it figure. After giving birth to first child, daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson, in May, the 32-year-old singer-fashion designer managed to shed 50 pounds on Weight Watchers. It was fun while it lasted, right? In an outtake from the “Expect Amazing” campaign, the famous blonde looks radiant and slim in tight jeans, boots, low-cut blank tank top and plaid shirt. Needless to say, she looks great. “Weight Watchers changed my relationship with food, and I feel so much more prepared to make the right choices,” says the star. “It feels pretty incredible.” Hopefully it will feel just as incredible the second time … and WW doesn’t have to cough up another $3 million for Jessica Simpson weight loss PR.

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Jessica Simpson Post-Baby Body: REVEALED! HOT!

After much hype, Jessica Simpson revealed her post-pregnancy body today, and damn, girlfriend shed like 40 pounds, while retaining some intense curve action. The 32-year-old appeared on the premiere of Katie Couric’s talk show today, saying that losing pregnancy weight has been a “lot of pressure” and a “challenge.” “All the weight did not come off with the baby,” the booty-ful one said. No, it has not yet, but … wow. Nicely done so far, Jess. Nicely done. “During pregnancy, I just didn’t think about it,” she said of her weight gain. “I thought my doctors were telling me that it was just a lot of water and whenever my water broke my whole entire stomach would go down but that did not happen.” When we saw Jessica Simpson nude in Elle this April, she weighed 170 pounds. Baby girl Maxwell Drew Johnson arrived in May. She’s lost 40 pounds since. Earlier this year, the 5’4″ Simpson signed a deal worth millions to become celebrity face of Weight Watchers. She’s 10 pounds away from her goal weight. “I basically take her with me, whether it’s strapping her on me or strolling around the neighborhood,” she said. “My new goal is 14,000 steps a day.”

Jessica Simpson, Baby & Fiance: First Family Photo!

Jessica Simpson, her fiance Eric Johnson and daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson posed for a cute photo July 4, with fireworks as the fitting backdrop. Aww. Two-month-old Maxi, who came into the world on May 1, was proud to help America celebrate its 236th birthday along with her happy parents. Here’s a cute and festive family photo: Jess and Eric sure look proud, but Maxwell manages to upstage them, and the fireworks display with an adorable onesie (fortunately not a bikini onesie ). “Hope everyone had a great 4th!” wrote Simpson, 31, who dressed in an appropriately patriotic ensemble for the holiday (no cleavage this time sadly). She’s clearly taken to parenting in these past two months. “From how I sleep to what I think about,” she said earlier this summer, “Maxwell has definitely taken over everything life has completely changed.”

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes: People Magazine To Pay $800K For First Photos Of Jessica Simpson’s Precious Daughter Maxwell Drew

Cha-Ching! Jessica Simpson will soon have more gwap to cop those precious lil headbands she likes so much for lil Maxwell Drew. People magazine will pay the first-time mom $800,000 to publish exclusive photos of Maxwell Drew Johnson, the pop star’s 2-week-old daughter with fiance Eric Johnson, Women’s Wear Daily reported Friday. Simpson, who gained at least 40 pounds during her pregnancy, also has reportedly inked a $3 million dollar deal to promote Weight Watchers. Though Maxwell may be worth her weight in gold, Simpson’s deal with People falls short of the $6 million the publication reportedly paid Jennifer Lopez for photos of her twins in 2008. Ouch, Max and Emme just made lil Maxie look like she ain’t doin’ isht when it comes to that magazine cover paper! Jessica should still be proud though, she’s probably going to make more off Maxwell’s birth than her last album. Source WENN

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Jessica Simpson’s Maxwell Is The Latest Newsmaking Baby

Simpson’s bundle of joy joins the ranks of spotlight-stealing little ones like Suri Cruise and Blue Ivy Carter. By Kara Warner Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ child Suri Cruise Photo: Getty Images Hooray for new mom Jessica Simpson and the recently announced arrival of her bundle of joy, daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson . The birth announcement, which Simpson shared on her website , is the latest in a relatively long list of celebrity baby births that have caused quite the stir in the media. Does Maxwell Drew have what it takes to grace magazine covers and launch countless headlines? Only time will tell. Here are five other celebrity babies that received royal treatment: Suri Cruise : Suri Cruise generates the kind of media coverage and public interest that most adult celebrities would kill for. Born on April 18, 2006, the blue-eyed, brown-haired beauty caused a media storm from the get-go. Do you remember that Brooke Shields also gave birth to a beautiful baby girl on that same day? Probably not. The photogenic little lass made her debut on the cover of Vanity Fair via a top-secret photo shoot with dad Tom Cruise and mom Katie Holmes, and she’s been photographed ever since, from every public outing to every birthday. Moroccan and Monroe Cannon : Very proud parents Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were not at all shy about sharing the details of their highly-anticipated new additions with the world. Carey and Cannon introduced their son and daughter, nicknamed “Dem babies,” via a special interview on “20/20” after which they launched their “Dem Babies” website to give their adoring public even more info and access to their new bundles of joy. Max and Emme Anthony : Although Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony were used to living their lives in the spotlight, the former couple remained cagey about Lopez’s pregnancy, despite the fact that the seemingly forever svelte star was getting wider in only one place, her middle. Although it seemed like the worst-kept-secret around, their “strategy” only fueled the buzz surrounding their babies’ arrival. Lopez and Anthony were not quite as shy with the way in which they chose to unveil their bundles of joy; a cover story in People that reportedly cost the mag a pretty penny to the tune of $4-6 million. Shiloh, Vivienne and Knox Jolie-Pitt : Speaking of pricey cover photos, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt lead the way when it comes to banking the most buck for their babies, all for a good cause however, since they’ve given the money earned from their kids’ magazine covers to charity. Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the first of two headline-making births for Jolie and Pitt. The couple traveled all the way to Africa for the occasion in 2006, to the small Cottage Medi-Clinic in Swakopmund, a coastal town of some 20,000 in the African nation of Namibia to be specific. Twins Vivienne and Knox were born in an equally if not more exotic location, the Fondation Lenval hospital in Nice, France. Shiloh’s cover reportedly cost People $4.1 million, while Vivienne and Knox’s first photos were rumored to cost $14 million, the price of which People shared with Britain’s Hello! Magazine. Blue Ivy Carter : The first-born of mega moguls Beyonc

Ashlee Simpson ‘In Love’ With Jessica Simpson’s Baby

‘I couldn’t be more excited for her and Eric,’ Jessica’s little sister tells People of Maxwell Drew Johnson’s birth. By Jocelyn Vena Ashlee and Jessica Simpson Photo: George Pimentel/ Getty Images Ashlee Simpson is pretty excited about the arrival of big sister Jessica’s baby girl, Maxwell Drew . On Tuesday (May 1), the fashion mogul confirmed the birth of her first child with fianc