We know that Jessica Simpson has lots of sex with her husband because she makes a point of telling us every time she logs into Instagram. But now it looks like all that time on Eric’s Johnson may have led to a surprise visit from the stork. Jessica, in case you’re reading this, a large bird isn’t literally going to visit your home. It’s just a figure of speech that means you’re pregnant. Okay, okay – Jess might be pregnant based on speculation prompted by a few a photos of her leaving a restaurant with the slightest of abdominal protrusions last night. In all likelihood, Jess was simply rocking a food baby, but speculating that she had a carb-heavy meal isn’t as fun as speculating that she’s knocked up, now is it? As The Superficial pointed out, Jessica is usually hammered when she leaves a restaurant, so the fact that she passed on her usual after-dinner fifth might be a surer sign that she’s expecting than her barely perceptible hint of a belly. Just in case you forgot, here’s Jess during a typical night on the town: Jessica Simpson: Drunk Outside da Club! And here she is on the red carpet: Jessica Simpson Slurs Her Words Hell, here she is hawking her own clothing line on the Home Shopping Network: Jessica Simpson: Wasted on the Home Shopping Network? The girl enjoys the occasional adult beverage, is what we’re saying. So does the fact that she was sporting a bit of a belly while walking out a restaurant stone sober mean she’s pregnant? Not necessarily, but if the wobbly three-inch heel fits… View Slideshow: 35 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics
Say what you will about Kylie Jenner – the girl knows her strengths. She didn’t get to 45 million Instagram followers by not giving the people what they want. And what do they want? Kylie’s butt in mom jeans, apparently. Yes, we know you’ve seen Kylie’s butt before, and this is pretty tame compared to…well, just about everything else on her IG page, but in a way she’s taking her selfie game in a whole new direction with these pics. Think about it: When was the last time you saw Kylie in just a regular pair of blue jeans? Levi’s, no less? Of course, like so much of what Kylie does, she’s taking a page from her big sister’s book here. Kim Kardashian was doing the mom jean thing back when we all would’ve though Instagram was a service that delivers elderly women to your house. Of course, Kylie can compete with Kim in terms of popularity and marketability all she wants, but if she wants to engage the woman in a battle of the butts, she’s badly outmatched. Kylie’s backside has its attributes, don’t get us wrong, but she’s far from ready to take on the world’s most famous weapon of ass destruction. View Slideshow: 69 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner
In London, nominees Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy promoted their Oscar-nominated film, The Revenant . Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson came back LA from NYC after a few appearances, while Chloe Moretz stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live in Hollywood. See what else your favorite stars were up to. 1. Hilary Duff Promotes ‘Younger’ at AOL Build Hilary Duff promoted ‘Younger’ at AOL Build on January 13th, 2016 in New York. 2. Mariah Carey Shops at Van Cleef & Arpels Mariah Carey went shopping at Van Cleef & Arpels on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills, CA on January 13th, 2016. 3. Reese Witherspoon Films ‘Big Little Lies’ Reese Witherspoon spotted on the Pasadena, CA set of HBO’s ‘Big Little Lies’ on January 13th, 2016. 4. Tom Hardy: UK Premiere of ‘The Revenant’ Tom Hardy attends the UK Premiere of ‘The Revenant’ at Empire Leicester Square on January 14, 2016 in London, England. 5. John Krasinski & Cheryl Boone Isaac Announce 88th Annual Oscars Nominations John Krasinski and President of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Cheryl Boone Isaac announce the nominees during the 88th Oscars Nominations Announcement at the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences on January 14, 2016 in Los Angeles, California. 6. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Land at LAX Jessica Simpson and husband Eric Johnson arrive at LAX on January 13th, 2016. View Slideshow
Jessica Simpson has a message for married women around the world. Inch closer to your computer screen. Focus. Listen up. Here it is: I’ve got the sexiest husband on Earth!!!!! That actually is what Simpson has written on Instagram in honor of Eric Johnson turning 36 years old on Tuesday. The artist shared the black-and-white photo above on her account and included with it a caption that reads: “My husband is hotter than yours! Happy Birthday Eric Maxwell Johnson! You forever make me lust.” A tad bit TMI, but mostly pretty cute, no? Everyone should remain this enamored by their significant other after many years together. Parents to daughter Maxwell Drew, 3, and son Ace, 2, Simpson and Johnson first stepped out together in May 2010 and got engaged that November. In July 2014, the two exchanged vows in an intimate wedding at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California. And this isn’t the first time Simpson has bragged about her attractive husband. She let a couple photos say a couple thousands words about the couple in February when she posted some ” Fifty Shades of Johnson ” images that depicted her and her man in states of undress. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me,” Simpson said on The Today Show soon afterward.
Jessica Simpson has a message for married women around the world. Inch closer to your computer screen. Focus. Listen up. Here it is: I’ve got the sexiest husband on Earth!!!!! That actually is what Simpson has written on Instagram in honor of Eric Johnson turning 36 years old on Tuesday. The artist shared the black-and-white photo above on her account and included with it a caption that reads: “My husband is hotter than yours! Happy Birthday Eric Maxwell Johnson! You forever make me lust.” A tad bit TMI, but mostly pretty cute, no? Everyone should remain this enamored by their significant other after many years together. Parents to daughter Maxwell Drew, 3, and son Ace, 2, Simpson and Johnson first stepped out together in May 2010 and got engaged that November. In July 2014, the two exchanged vows in an intimate wedding at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California. And this isn’t the first time Simpson has bragged about her attractive husband. She let a couple photos say a couple thousands words about the couple in February when she posted some ” Fifty Shades of Johnson ” images that depicted her and her man in states of undress. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me,” Simpson said on The Today Show soon afterward.
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple’s throbbing skulls. Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson: Relive the Romance! 1. NEWLYWEDS! Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014. While Jess and Eric’s wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3. Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day. Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids: “While she was getting ready, Jess kept joking about how much her head hurt,” says one witness of Jess’ pre-wedding preparation. Of course this isn’t the first time that Jessica has butted heads with the bottle in recent weeks. The now-notorious Jessica Simpson drunk video that recently made the rounds online shows the bride-to-be stumbling around town during her co-ed bachelorette party. Maybe now that she’s married the mother of two will settle down a bit. 34 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.
