If these pics of a very pregnant old lady who is pregnant don’t terrify you, disgust you or offend you…there’s something seriously wrong with you, your life, your decisions, everything about you….I don’t know what went wrong for you to be into ready to drop milk filled tit in bikini erotica starring a celebrity who doesn’t matter….I just know you were probably neglected as a child, raped as a child, which I guess is the opposite of being neglected as a child, but rather loved too hard as a child…. Pregnant women have a fucking human growing up near their vagina, that’s terrifying…and pregnant sex is only good in the first month or two when the girl is all hormonal and not fat beyond her tits yet…and only when the baby she’s carrying isn’t yours so that you can cum in her with no fear of knocking her up….something you can’t relate to…because you’ve been lonely as an adult, all socially awkward that makes you dream of knocking up a girl….cuz girls don’t talk to you… just like Kate Hudson’s latest baby probably did… We can assume when he first met her, he knew he had to keep the charm on hard, run game hard, manipulate her in hard….only to perfectly time cutting open her C-Section scar to have a direct line to impregnate her…bitch is rich, the kid will be taken care of, no pressure…lots of resources…while you can just coast like a K-Fed collecting child support…women do it all the time, gender equality, shit it’s our time…to make it even more interesting, maybe dude should legally change his gender like the guy in Canada who now gets cheaper car insurance, to be the real “dependent” he needds to be to REALLY cash in when their love come crashing down thanks to Kate Hudson being a tyrant, pussy filling from every angle, pushing Owen Wilson to Divorce like she was Asia Argento…monster that she is and that these pics prove she is… This is beyond ready to drop, this is the fuse is about to make this bitch explode and shoot a baby either out of her like a human cannon, behind the bar where he will learn how to make cocktails for her drunk ass at a young age….splashing afterbirth all over the pool deck….like that time I had giardia and despite the warning signs saying “do not enter the pool if you’ve had diarrhea” I decided to have diarhea in the pool. It was a heat wave, the neighborhood kids hated me for the two day lockdown it caused…. But enough about me, making this post about me, like I was the celeb spoiled brat kid turned celeb…acting like I am the only one in the room…when clearly there’s a pregnant as fuck bitch right here. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson’s Pregnant Bikini Nightmare of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Abigail Clancy is in Dubai…in a bikini…showing off her stomach that we can assume is about to ruin her vagina provided her vagina isn’t already ruined from you know..making it as a “model”… She’s married to a footballer, she’s got two kids already, she barely matters in the grand scheme or even at a micro level.. I was just in the mood to post some ready to drop pregnancy erotica… TO SEE THE REST OF tHE PICS CLICK HERE
Mariah Carey is dating James Packer, who is some Australian casino owning billionaire, who has decided to funnel some of her father’s fortune, now that his father is dead and he has control, into Hollywood, where he’s pretty much running or financing every movie being made, allowing him to attend all the hollywood events, while controlling all the power in Hollywood because he signs the checks, making all the whores in Hollywood suck his dick and suck up to him hoping to keep working, or having the security to not work, by following him around…which I guess gets boring, because after dropping Miranda Kerr as his paid employee, since that bitch is a hooker, he’s decided to stick it to Mariah Carey, who I am sure appreciates that he’s rich, but has had a ton of her own money for a long fucking time, and doesn’t really need his billions to get by…..but it’s nice…since her last husband and baby daddy had 12 dollars when they met and is on salary for the rest of his life…so it’s probably a nice change for her… She’s looking pregnant, may be pregnant, could just be barrel shaped and chubby due to menopause, which I guess is the opposite of pregnant, and normal for someone like her in her 50s, alld unable to get pregnant, but then again these rich people are capable of all kinds of scientific feats…and really, who the fuck cares… The post Mariah Carey Pregnant Bikini Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Britney Spears’ hot new relationship with Charlie Ebersol is reportedly fueled by the duo’s intense physical attraction, and marathon bedroom sessions. At least according to a source with way too much knowledge of what goes on in between Britney Spears’ sheets … wouldn’t we all love to observe. “Britney says that Charlie is the most passionate man she has ever been with and she cannot believe she is this lucky ,” a source close to her says, supposedly. “She also says that their relationship is ‘fueled by sex’ and that ‘he absolutely rocks in bed,’” the insider reveals, which sounds hot, but once again … How exactly does this anonymous celebrity gossip Deep Throat know about all the deep … stuff going on when Britney and Charlie get down and dirty Spears’ “Piece of Me” residency at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood has proven to be a big hit, and the fact that Charlie’s getting a piece of that can’t hurt. According to the source, “Britney’s been spot-on during her shows because when she is happy and in a good place it comes through in her performances.” “She seems to morph into an almost surreal individual and you can see her aura from miles away,” the source adds, and Charlie Ebersol is a big reason. This story is almost surreal if you ask us. 49 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME 1. Old School Britney Spears View Photo Britney Spears is still so hot even after all these years. But back in the day, wow. The girl was the epitome of perfection. 2. Britney Spears Gets LOW View Photo If Britney Spears has shown us anything through the years, it’s that her ability to maneuver her body interestingly on stage has never wavered. 3. Britney Spears in Rolling Stone View Photo Britney Spears in Rolling Stone, from way back in the day. The HOT day. 4. Britney Spears, Baby View Photo Britney Spears rides a bike in that infamous Rolling Stone spread from back in the day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Britney Spears Poster View Photo A Britney Spears poster more than a few dudes probably hung up back in the day. 6. Best. Kiss. Ever. View Photo Britney Spears lays one on Madonna. Yes, that’s Madonna and Britney Spears (who appears to be waring a lace teddy) in an open-mouthed kiss. Let’s take a long, long, LONG look at this one, shall we? Yes. Let’s. 7. Britney Spears Esquire View Photo Britney Spears poses in Esquire. Back in her sexy heyday. 8. Rihanna, Britney Spears Kiss View Photo Britney Spears and Rihanna kiss at the Billboard Music Awards in May 2011. Guys, try to contain your obvious excitement right now, even though it’s hard. Pun intended. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Hot, Caged Animal View Photo Britney Spears is like an animal, caged and waiting to be set free so that she may inundate us with sensual, pulse-pounding music. And the occasional crotch shot. 10. Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper View Photo Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney’s body and he let it slip away. 11. Britney Spears Cleavage View Photo WOW. Just wow. This classic 2006 picture of Britney Spears’ cleavage shows why she sold 75 million records. And why whomever designed this top should get free drinks for life. 12. Britney Spears Nipple Slip (Again) View Photo We’ve covered this Britney Spears nipple slip out of basic decency and out of respect for our readers. But come on. What kind of person willingly wears outfits like this? You’re the best, Britney! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Britney Spears Naked View Photo Britney Spears. Naked. Or darn close anyway. 14. Hottest Britney Spears Picture View Photo This is, without a doubt, the hottest Britney Spears picture ever. Look how sunburned she is! Time for a stronger SPF, girl! 15. Absolutely Enormous Breasts View Photo Britney Spears is stacked. Goodness, those are some boobs. Hot diggity! 16. Britney Spears Having Sex View Photo Okay, so Britney Spears may not actually be in mid-coitus here. But the way she’s mounting Kevin Federline in this 2004 classic pic, it won’t be long before they’re having sex for realz. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Britney Spears Rides Pole View Photo This is the best Britney Spears GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway. Look at her ride that pole. 18. Britney Spears, Snake View Photo Britney Spears carries around a snake during her infamous VMA performance. 19. Britney Spears: Doggy Style View Photo This Britney Spears concert photo just makes you want to … have a front row ticket. And maybe some concessions. Perhaps a cold beverage. 20. Britney Crotch Shot: Censored View Photo We had to censor this photo. THG is mostly a family site after all and Britney is seriously shaved clean here. Trust us. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Britney-Madonna Kiss View Photo Britney Spears and Madonna lean in for what would become one of the most talked-about kisses ever. For good reason. 22. Vintage Britney Spears View Photo Vintage Britney Spears is so hot. So is modern Britney, but this? WOW. 23. Britney Spears Nude and Pregnant View Photo Britney Spears nude and pregnant in a classic edition of Harper’s Bazaar. 24. Britney Spears: Harper’s Bazaar Style View Photo That’s Britney Spears naked and pregnant on the cover of this magazine, alright. The now infamous magazine cover of our very pregnant girl generated a lot of buzz in 2006. It’s Britney Spears nude, what would you expect? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Britney Spears Topless Picture View Photo Britney Spears wears no top in this awesome photo from back in the day. 26. Britney Spears Topless Photo View Photo Britney Spears topless and waving to the camera on the set of her music video for “Gimme More,” circa 2007. What a strange set of pics these are … strange and awesome. 27. Tattooed Breast View Photo Or so it would appear. Britney Spears is seen here filming her 2007 music video for “Gimme More.” Awkward. 28. Spilling Out View Photo Britney Spears cannot control herself. She must reach a certain level of toplessness and she must do it in a hurry. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Britney Spears Topless Again View Photo Britney Spears goes half naked in this pic for Allure magazine. She didn’t show up for the interview, but really, who cares as long as they’ve got the money shot. Eh? 30. Holy Britney View Photo Britney Spears looking absolutely smoking hot in concert. Or at least like a stripper. 31. Britney Spears Nude in Esquire View Photo Holy hell, this is one of the hottest celebrity pictures of all time. Britney Spears nude in Esquire, in her prime. What else is there to say?! 32. Epic Britney Spears Cleavage View Photo This epic shot of Britney Spears cleavage explains in one image why she sold 50 million records at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Soft Core View Photo That’s what Britney Spears is about one step away from with some of the outfits she’s donning on her Circus tour. Not that we’re complaining … 34. Britney Topless View Photo Britney Spears topless in her 2007 video for “Gimme More.” This topless version was apparently never released. Which is unfortunate. 35. Britney Gets to Second View Photo Britney Spears writhes around on the floor in typical fashion during her March 23, 2009 concert on Long Island. Hot picture. 36. Britney From Behind View Photo Wow, that is Britney Spears for you. What a vantage point for that guy … and for you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Nude Britney Spears View Photo A vintage, nude Britney Spears picture. Would be preferable if she’d turn about 90 degrees, but hey, take what you can get. 38. Hot Britney Bikini Pic View Photo Look at this bikini pic of Britney Spears. What a hottie. 39. Hot Britney Spears Bikini Photo View Photo Britney Spears looks smoking hot in this bikini. Look at those curves! 40. Britney Shakin’ It View Photo Another classic Britney Spears GIF. We love her so hard. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Britney GIF View Photo That is one hot Britney GIF. As if there were any other kind really. 42. Hot Britney Spears GIF View Photo Britney Spears in another hot GIF from Tumblr. We heart Tumblr. 43. Britney Wallpaper View Photo Britney Spears wallpaper like this is hotter than hot. 44. Britney Spears Cleavage Photograph View Photo That is some absolutely insane Britney Spears cleavage in this photo from back in her sexy heyday. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Britney Spears: Give Me MORE! View Photo Britney Spears during her awkward “Gimme More” performance of 2007. Give us more? Perhaps not. But we love her anyway. 46. Hot Britney Spears View Photo Look how hot Britney Spears is in her heyday. Unreal. 47. Camel Toe View Photo Britney Spears demonstrates what Camel Toe is back in her heyday. Great song. Better red suit. 48. Lifted Leg Love View Photo Britney Spears gives men everywhere some very compelling thoughts with this photo from Out magazine. Nice to see that after all these years she remains so limber. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Britney Spears Green Bikini Pic View Photo Britney Spears in a bikini. Life is awesome. The End. Did you like 49 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: This source, who is reportedly close the production of her Sin City shows, says their deliciously sinful body-slapping helps keeps her in tip top condition. Britney “attributes maintaining her hot body to ‘marathon sex’ with Charlie. She says that their love making is like performing five shows back-to-back.” Wow. Now that is some good cardio. Ebersol won’t say how he met Britney Spears , but he has been quite outspoken about his love for the pop star. “Honestly, the way that she treats people does make you look in the mirror and question how much you’re really giving to other people,” he said recently. “Because she is a person who leads with her heart and treats people around her – who she knows and who she doesn’t know – better than you or I.” Wow. Would any of Britney Spears’ previous lovers give it to her for the equivalent of five live shows, then gush about her in such terms to the media? We think not. We really think not. 19 Boyfriends of Britney Spears 1. Reg Jones View Photo Yes, the man who took Britney’s v-card was a high school love named Reg Jones. 2. Jason Geddert Jason Geddert (photo not available) is said to be one of her first loves. We can’t believe he was never documented on photo or film either. 3. Justin Timberlake View Photo These two were the prince and princess of pop for a time. Until, of course, she cheated on him with … 4. Wade Robson View Photo Choreographer Wade Robson, the other man immortalized as “him” in “Cry Me a River,” JT’s 2002 breakup anthem. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tom Brady View Photo Before Bridget and Gisele, Tom Brady and Britney actually went on a few dates in 2002. Seriously. 6. Fred Durst Britney was linked to Limp Bizkit “singer” Fred Durst in 2002-03 … along with unconfirmed flings Jared Leto and Colin Farrell. It was an interesting time for her. 7. Columbus Short View Photo He stomped Britney’s yard. So to speak. 8. Jason Alexander View Photo Jason Alexander, Britney’s childhood friend, was her husband for 55 glorious hours in Las Vegas. Spears had that marriage annulled, but his claim to fame will never be erased. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kevin Federline View Photo Kevin Federline somehow had sex with Britney Spears at least twice, as evidenced by their two sons together. This is still disturbing to us when you consider that she’s Britney Spears and he’s Kevin Federline. 10. J.R. Rotem The music producer actually bragged that he did her wheelbarrow style, or tractor style. 11. Daimon Shippen Oops … she did it again, sleeping with the help. After he split with K-Fed, Britney hooked up with bodyguard Daimon Shippen for a time. 12. Isaac Cohen View Photo Isaac Cohen was actually a fairly serious beau. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Howie Day He managed to “Collide” with Britney in 2007. Amazing. 14. John Sundahl John Sundahl and Britney Spears met at Alcoholics Anonymous in 2007 and began a brief relationship. 15. Criss Angel View Photo He made Britney Spears’ clothes disappear! Or something. 16. Adnan Ghalib View Photo Because every A-list superstar and pop music legend hooks up with a member of the paparazzi and actually dates him at one point. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jason Trawick View Photo Several years and one engagement later, Britney’s former agent and the singer split up. They remain close. 18. David Lucado View Photo Seemingly plucked out of nowhere to be Britney’s boy toy, David Lucado has shown surprising stayin power! 19. Charlie Ebersol View Photo Charlie Ebersol, the son of former NBC president Dick Ebersol, is currently dating the pop princess as of late 2014 and early 2015. Things appear to be going well, and we wish them nothing but the best. The End. Did you like 19 Boyfriends of Britney Spears? 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It’s been a roller coaster of a week for Jessica Simpson. Things started to get weird on Sunday when Jessica posted some racy Instagram pics inspired by Fifty Shades of Grey. Those were followed by a report that Simpson socked her husband in the face after she caught wind of those inescapable Eric Johnson cheating rumors. So with all these rumors of bondage and bloodshed in the Simpson-Johnson household, it’s not surprising that some fans became a bit concerned after Jess posted this photo last night: Not only does Jessica look thinner than usual, but she’s sporting what appears to be a large bruise on her left arm. As an active mother of two, there could be any number of explanations for how Jess sustained the injury, but considering all the rumors of trouble in her marriage that have been circulating lately, an explanatory caption might have been a good idea. Usually, Jessica Simpson’s Instagram page is a treasure trove of sexy selfies and…more sexy selfies. We’re hoping she’ll be back to putting her full, MILF-y glory on display soon. Until then, we wouldn’t mind if she returned to a slightly healthier weight and put the rumors surrounding that bruise to rest. We can’t be aroused when we’re concerned. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
If you’re one of the millions of Americans who watched the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special last night, then you know one star-studded sketch stood out for its cameo-heavy absurdity and sheer audacity. No, we’re not talking about the return of celebrity Jeopardy , although that was epic in its own right. (How we’ve missed you, Darell Hammond as Sean Connery!) We’re referring to The Californians – a recurring soap opera parody that featured a surprising moment that was every bit as divisive as the sketch itself has been over the years: SNL 40 – The Californians Sure, guest spots from Bradley Cooper and Betty White are always welcome, but the May-December makeout toward the end of this clip left some viewers with a general icky feeling. We found it funny in a cringe-inducing way, and frankly, we thought Taylor Swift’s accent was much harder to watch, but some folks on Twitter found the moment to be in poor taste. We can’t shake the feeling that some of the criticism may have stemmed from jealousy over the fact that at 93, Betty is still an in-demand entertainer who sucks face with A-list heartthrobs on live television. But hey, haters gonna hate – a fact we’re sure Ms. White has come to terms with after 70 years in the public eye. Here’s hoping she’s still around for a cameo on SNL’s 50th anniversary. SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses 1. Sarah Palin at SNL 40 View Photo Did Sarah Palin snag an invite to Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary celebration? You betcha! 2. Kerry Washington at SNL 40 View Photo Who needs pants?!? Not Kerry Washington when posting on the Saturday Night Live anniversary special red carpet. 3. Dakota Johnson at SNL 40 View Photo Dakota Johnson is naked a lot in Fifty Shades of Grey. But she wore clothing on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 4. Taylor Swift at SNL 40 View Photo Taylor Swift gives some serious side eye in this photo from the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tina Fey at SNL 40 View Photo Tina Fey poses here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. We love her. 6. Seth Meyers at SNL 40 View Photo Seth Meyers no longer hosts Weekend Update. But that didn’t stop him from posing at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 7. Lance Bass at SNL 40 View Photo Lance Bass can’t just sing. He can also clean up very well, as proven here at the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 8. Seinfelds at SNL 40 View Photo It’s the Seinfelds! Jerry and wife Jessica both came out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bradley Cooper at SNL 40 View Photo Bradley Cooper is just so handsome! He proved that again at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 10. Emma Stone at SNL 40 View Photo Laugh it up, Emma Stone! We’re totally and completely in love with you. 11. Amy Poehler at SNL 40 View Photo You can’t have a Saturday Night Live special without Amy Poehler. Come on. Be serious, people! 12. Lucy Liu at SNL 40 View Photo Lucy Liu is gorgeous. She makes that point evident at Saturday Night Live’s big 40th anniversary party. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Timberlake at SNL 40 View Photo Come on. Of course Justin Timberlake was on hand for the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. He’s hoted five times! 14. Eddie Murphy at SNL 40 View Photo It’s Eddie Murphy! After 30 years away, he made a return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th anniversary special. 15. Kristen Wiig at SNL 40 View Photo Kristen Wiig strikes a pose here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. She looks beautiful! 16. Sarah Silverman at SNL 40 View Photo This isn’t Sarah Silverman prettiest face, we’ll admit it. But the comedian is always great for a laugh. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. James Franco at SNL 40 View Photo James Franco definitely cleans up well. Here he is at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 18. Louis C.K. at SNL 40 View Photo Louis C.K. cracks us up. Here’s a look at the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 19. Sheryl Crow at SNL 40 View Photo Sheryl Crow was one of MANY celebrities on hand to help Saturday Night Live celebrate its 40th anniversary. 20. Will Ferrell at SNL 40 View Photo Will Ferrell played a key role on the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. What? Did you expect he would not?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bill Hader at SNL 40 View Photo Bill Hader has graduated from Saturday Night Live. But he returned for the show’s 40th anniversary special. 22. Olivia Wilde at SNL 40 View Photo We’re wild about Olivia Wilde! Here is the beauty at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 23. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at SNL 40 View Photo Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson made it out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Here they are on the red carpet. The End. Did you like SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
If you’re one of the millions of Americans who watched the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special last night, then you know one star-studded sketch stood out for its cameo-heavy absurdity and sheer audacity. No, we’re not talking about the return of celebrity Jeopardy , although that was epic in its own right. (How we’ve missed you, Darell Hammond as Sean Connery!) We’re referring to The Californians – a recurring soap opera parody that featured a surprising moment that was every bit as divisive as the sketch itself has been over the years: SNL 40 – The Californians Sure, guest spots from Bradley Cooper and Betty White are always welcome, but the May-December makeout toward the end of this clip left some viewers with a general icky feeling. We found it funny in a cringe-inducing way, and frankly, we thought Taylor Swift’s accent was much harder to watch, but some folks on Twitter found the moment to be in poor taste. We can’t shake the feeling that some of the criticism may have stemmed from jealousy over the fact that at 93, Betty is still an in-demand entertainer who sucks face with A-list heartthrobs on live television. But hey, haters gonna hate – a fact we’re sure Ms. White has come to terms with after 70 years in the public eye. Here’s hoping she’s still around for a cameo on SNL’s 50th anniversary. SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses 1. Sarah Palin at SNL 40 View Photo Did Sarah Palin snag an invite to Saturday Night Live’s 40th anniversary celebration? You betcha! 2. Kerry Washington at SNL 40 View Photo Who needs pants?!? Not Kerry Washington when posting on the Saturday Night Live anniversary special red carpet. 3. Dakota Johnson at SNL 40 View Photo Dakota Johnson is naked a lot in Fifty Shades of Grey. But she wore clothing on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 4. Taylor Swift at SNL 40 View Photo Taylor Swift gives some serious side eye in this photo from the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Tina Fey at SNL 40 View Photo Tina Fey poses here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. We love her. 6. Seth Meyers at SNL 40 View Photo Seth Meyers no longer hosts Weekend Update. But that didn’t stop him from posing at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 7. Lance Bass at SNL 40 View Photo Lance Bass can’t just sing. He can also clean up very well, as proven here at the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. 8. Seinfelds at SNL 40 View Photo It’s the Seinfelds! Jerry and wife Jessica both came out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bradley Cooper at SNL 40 View Photo Bradley Cooper is just so handsome! He proved that again at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 10. Emma Stone at SNL 40 View Photo Laugh it up, Emma Stone! We’re totally and completely in love with you. 11. Amy Poehler at SNL 40 View Photo You can’t have a Saturday Night Live special without Amy Poehler. Come on. Be serious, people! 12. Lucy Liu at SNL 40 View Photo Lucy Liu is gorgeous. She makes that point evident at Saturday Night Live’s big 40th anniversary party. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Timberlake at SNL 40 View Photo Come on. Of course Justin Timberlake was on hand for the Saturday Night Live anniversary special. He’s hoted five times! 14. Eddie Murphy at SNL 40 View Photo It’s Eddie Murphy! After 30 years away, he made a return to Saturday Night Live for its 40th anniversary special. 15. Kristen Wiig at SNL 40 View Photo Kristen Wiig strikes a pose here on the red carpet of the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. She looks beautiful! 16. Sarah Silverman at SNL 40 View Photo This isn’t Sarah Silverman prettiest face, we’ll admit it. But the comedian is always great for a laugh. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. James Franco at SNL 40 View Photo James Franco definitely cleans up well. Here he is at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 18. Louis C.K. at SNL 40 View Photo Louis C.K. cracks us up. Here’s a look at the comedian at the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. 19. Sheryl Crow at SNL 40 View Photo Sheryl Crow was one of MANY celebrities on hand to help Saturday Night Live celebrate its 40th anniversary. 20. Will Ferrell at SNL 40 View Photo Will Ferrell played a key role on the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. What? Did you expect he would not?!? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bill Hader at SNL 40 View Photo Bill Hader has graduated from Saturday Night Live. But he returned for the show’s 40th anniversary special. 22. Olivia Wilde at SNL 40 View Photo We’re wild about Olivia Wilde! Here is the beauty at the 40th anniversary special for Saturday Night Live. 23. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson at SNL 40 View Photo Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson made it out for the Saturday Night Live 40th anniversary special. Here they are on the red carpet. The End. Did you like SNL 40: Fashion Hits and Misses? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Sure, Fifty Shades of Grey dominated at the box office this weekend, but Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson weren’t the only ones inflicting a little pain in the bedroom. Jessica Simpson’s sexy selfie streak continued yesterday with some Fifty Shades-inspired pics that suggest Jess and husband Eric Johnson like to get a little freaky after they put the kids to bed. Unfortunately, according to one tabloid, the violence in Jess and Eric’s relationship isn’t limited to sub-dom roleplaying. Star magazine claims that during a recent night out, Jessica physically attacked her husband of less than a year after she spotted him chatting up a “pretty brunette” at the Chateau Marmont. “Eric was chatting with the cute woman Jessica had seen him looking at – and he had his phone out, too,” says one witness. “He was getting her number.” “Jessica walked straight over and snatched it out of his hand. Needless to say, the brunette left immediately.” Sources say things quickly went from “bad to worse,” as a result of both Eric’s sketchy behavior and the fact that Jess had been drinking heavily. As you can see in the pic above, Eric was sporting a gash on his nose as the couple left the Chateau. On-lookers say its a souvenir from Jessica’s physical assault, which included a barrage of punches and a smack in the face with her designer handbag. These aren’t the first Eric Johnson cheating rumors we’ve heard, but sources say the couple has already patched things up yet again. Yikes. Based on Jess’ latest Instagram pics and her apparent bloodlust, we’re guessing the make-up sex was a seriously painful affair. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Did you like 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
I love how this opportunist cunt and her publicity stunting, from getting pregnant as a storyline for her TV show life, that is ultimately just noise, meaningless and hated….to having a kid that is better used as a prop for the storyline that is her TV show, conveniently for her and her equally eager for attention baby daddy….a prop they named “NORTH”…because shit…baby naming that shit is another opportunity to get attention…and so is one last pregnant bikini photoshoot…you know get it in while you’re 250 fucking pounds…because magazines will buy this bullshit, people will talk about this bullshit, and look….it fucking works…they figured out just how stupid America is and they are milking it to get them riches… She is the worst, she is the devil, she should be taken out back and shot, yet instead she’s making money from all of us. She is the scariest looking pregnant chick, but maybe that is also for attention, shit reminds me of the barn…. Next stop for her “Post Pregnant Bikini Pics”…that you know she’s already starving herself for cuz they’ll sell for 500k and she knows it. Let’s collectively make her go away…or we can just look at her weird pregnancy pics in confusion… TO SEE THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
