What the hell’s going on with this Ashley Tisdale posting lacy lingerie bra pics to the internet – to her social media – like a shameless fame hungry young girl – but old and having already made it – could it be that all these celebrities are just commodities, objects eager and ready to be used by whoever feeds their egos and gives them money, is this her arrogance of being “like all the other girls”…current…with it…not dated and played out…washed up and shut the fuck up get out of here married bitch… Or is she just trying to distract you from her broken down, plastic surgery BOTCHED face…because she’s just a glitch in the matrix…but she’s here and some of you perverts like it. The post Ashley Tisdale in a Bra – Because Who the Fuck Knows Why of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I figure if I can use the sheer size and influence of this site for good, I might as well.. You know all these fans and followers sitting on the end of their ergonomic chair at their shitty job, or sinking into their soiled couch like me, waiting for my next post – like it is the message of the messiah and it could be…. So why just post celebrity garbage that doesn’t matter – when I can try to do some social justice, or find some criminals and make the world a better place ANd that is why I am posting this video of the Pooping Jogger who poops on the sidewalk outside of some woman’s house for whatever reason…ultimately because she’s a star. The post Help Find the Pooping Jogger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
T.I. and Tiny‘s relationship has been going so well that you almost forget they were on the brink of divorce a few months ago. On Tuesday, Tiny recently brought her estranged husband and their daughter Heiress on stage while performing with Xscape in Detroit, as the other ladies serenaded their significant others to their song “Do You […]
The RIAA has announced Jay Z’s new album 4:44 has been certified platinum. The announcement came with a photo of Hov standing next to his new plaque, along with the message: “Props to JAY, he’s done it again!” https://www.instagram.com/p/BWKvvesAjs3/?taken-by=tidal The Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) made the official announcement today (July 5). That’s 1 […]
Getty Images Fruit Juice Ruled A “No-No” To Prevent Chunky, Rotten Tooth Babies It’s time for us to curb these chunky babies from drinking sugar. Even if its natural sugar. They’re still getting fat! According to new guidelines from the American Academy of Pediatrics published on Monday, children under one should not be consuming any kids of fruit juice, unless advised by a doctor. Fox 5 News reports from Washington, that pediatrics based this new advisory on the rising rates of obesity and concerns about tooth cavities. Previously, 6-months-old was the recommended age to introduce fruit juices into a baby’s diet. Breast milk is still highly recommended at this age. Dr. Steven A. Abrams, chairman of the Department of Pediatrics at the Dell Medical School at the University of Texas, and co-author of the policy statement says: “We couldn’t really see any reason why juice was still part of the potential recommendation for 6- to 12-month-old kids. We recommend breastfeeding or formula in that age group.” He also addressed the cavity epidemic in pediatric kids. “The problem is, parents will stick a bottle or sippy cup in the kid’s mouth and kind of leave it there all day. That’s not good from the calorie-intake perspective, and it’s sure not good for the teeth. What happens is, the kid then gets used to all the sugar, and then they won’t drink water.”
Getty Images After 3 weeks of “dating”… Did Brandy Just Announce She’s PREGNANT With Sir The Baptist’s Hasty Bible Seed? People think Brandy is hinting at carrying a gut full of her Gospel bae’s seed. It seems like Sir The Baptist and Brandy made their courtship official just last week and Brandy might already be toting his baby in her wound. In an IG message, people think Brandy is hinting at her “blessing” in her belly… Dear God, I can finally see you in me. Continue to use me so that I may continue to know the joy of being used by you. I promise to cut back on my clap backs. #wink I love you. https://www.instagram.com/p/BUZQz0gFXuk/?taken-by=4everbrandy&hl=en Take a look at her stomach. Does Brandy seem like she’s poking out a little Norwood to you? So is she or isn’t she??? Brandy responds to the rumors after the flip! https://www.instagram.com/p/BUZyMPMle-v/?taken-by=4everbrandy&hl=en Brandy posted up this message from her daughter Syrai to let people know hse ain’t having another sibling. NOT TODAY. Pure comedy. Mama Brandy took it a step further and changed her IG bio to this: https://twitter.com/VanDerek_/status/866704742088683520
Melissa McCarthy is a pretty big star, with countless opportunities to do big movies, high-paying TV gigs … but still, she manages to find time every once in a while to stop by Saturday Night Live. For the past couple of months, Melissa has been coming on the show to do just the loveliest impression of White House press secretary Sean Spicer. And this week, considering the mess that the real Sean Spicer got himself into, we were extra glad to see her. In case you missed it, Spicer has made some questionable comments about Hitler — about how he never used chemical weapons like Syria. He also referred to concentration camps as “Holocaust centers.” Yes, for real. His statements were obviously horrible and wrong and really just inexcusable, but we're glad Melissa was able to make light of them. And in an Easter bunny costume, no less! In the skit, Spicer makes a statement to apologize for the Hitler comments. “Everybody shut up so I can apologize,” he screams. “Yes, you all got your wish this week, didn't you, huh? Spicy finally made a mistake.” As for the “Holocaust centers” statement, Spicer says that “duh,” he knows that's not what they're really called. They're called concentration clubs! After clearing the air about the his earlier speech, he tries to make things right by telling the story of Passover, and … well, it doesn't go well. Watch Melissa be smiply amazing in the clip below:
Farrah Abraham doesn’t get along with her Teen Mom OG costars. It’s a constant battle of Farrah vs. Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell and Maci Bookout, and we all know that. It’s pretty established at this point. For the past couple of weeks leading up to tomorrow night’s season premiere of the show, the feud has been heating up, with the other girls bashing Farrah in the press. Farrah responds with a statement about how she’s better than the other girls and how she’s above engaging with them, but she inevitably throws in an insult, proving that she’s not above it. It’s been a wild ride. But late last night, Farrah threw herself back into the fray, totally unprovoked. And it was … well, it was a little confusing, what with her complete inability to form a coherent thought . It was also very, very messy. “It’s Hilarity how I single handily made more views & ratings then all three stooges on @TeenMom,” she wrote on Twitter. “And make more ratings then 1offs sh!” … Girl . For one, we’re loving the phrase “It’s Hilarity,” and she should trademark it immediately in an attempt to pretend it was intentional (the reality is that she just doesn’t understand how words work). Two, if she does “single handily” get more views than Amber, Catelynn and Maci, AKA the Three Stooges, it’s because people can’t look away from a good trainwreck . Three, why is she calling the other moms one-offs? Is it because they haven’t expanded their reality show fame into porn stardom? Four — hey, we told you this is messy — she shared this message along with a photo of poor little Sophia’s Easter basket. Why? It’s hard to say. Why does Farrah do any of the things she does? But while her message was convoluted and dumb and generally just terrible, her followers still got the gist of it. And they were not down for Farrah’s Easter ego party. Some brave person gave her the cold, hard truth, writing “Nobody’s watching you because we think you’re talented, nice or a good mom. You’re more like a trainwreck. Bad but we can’t look away.” Many people told her that while they did watch Teen Mom OG, they skipped Farrah’s segments altogether. “Ratings are all you’ll ever be,” another person explained. “You’re just a pawn in MTV’s eyes. Drama brings ratings, so thank you for giving us great footage!” Then someone asked the real question of the evening: “Wtf does this have to do with your child’s Easter basket!?!” Honestly, the odds are that we will never know the answer to that. But don’t worry, we’re sure Farrah will do another dumb thing soon to take our minds off this nonsense. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Colin Kaepernick Is Done Kneeling For The National Anthem The kneel is over, the kneel is over… According to ESPN , things will be different for San Francisco 49ers baller Colin Kaepernick next season. The controversial QB will opt out of his contract and look for a new team to sign him. He’ll also be standing for the National Anthem. Kaepernick no longer wants his method of protest to detract from the positive change he believes has been created, sources told ESPN. He also said the amount of national discussion on social inequality — as well as support from other athletes nationwide, including NFL and NBA players — affirmed the message he was trying to deliver. Kaep will continue to run The Colin Kaepernick Foundation and will be donating millions of dollars to communities in need. Guess he feels like his mission is accomplished, and in some ways, he’s right. But it’s hard not to feel just a tad bit disappointed that things are going to be business-as-usual next year. Images via AP/WENN
J.Lo’s ass is in a mini skirt…and that’s news to someone…somewhere…maybe Drake who sticks his dick in that old cesspool for the novelty of it…you know once you fuck anything you want…what you end up wanting becomes weird… Whether it’s trannies, other men, little kids…old people…or in this case a combination of all those things, coupled with a heavily marketed booty from when he was in his formative years…finally getting his piece…from kid with a dream back in his Jewish mansion…to a fake urban accent, some lyrics to troll the world with, because Americans are dumb and buy anything…he’s now got his J.Lo…older, tired, but still worth filling with sperm TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post J.Lo Ass in Leather Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
