After five years and change of marriage, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are calling it quits . And we all thought those crazy kids would make it! ( Right? ) Relive the glory of TomKat, from their globe-trotting whirlwind romance to daughter Suri, to hobnobbing with fellow A-lister couples and more recent public appearances, in a very special Movieline gallery. Click on Tom and Katie to launch the gallery .
With Tyler Perry gradually segueing toward non-drag leading man status with Good Deeds and the upcoming James Patterson thriller Alex Cross , his latest appearance as the sassy, wisdom-dispensing matriarch of the title in Madea’s Witness Protection has an aura of fatigued reluctance to it, as does the film itself. Perry mentioned to Movieline that while he planned to keep with the character as long as there was demand from audiences, he “would be pretty good with passing it on,” and certainly in her franchise’s seventh installment Mabel Simmons, better known as Madea, seems ready to do the same, unable to summon the usual levels of outrageousness as she once again plays magical mender of other people’s problems. In this case, those people are the Needleman family, who are forced to leave New York after George Needleman (Eugene Levy) gets set up as the fall guy after discovering his company has been operating on a Bernie Madoff-style Ponzi scheme that’s resulted in the ripping off of multiple charities. The mafia is also somehow involved, and the case for whatever reason has to be tried in Atlanta — all contortions needed to land five wealthy white people in the house Madea shares with her brother Joe (Perry) after her nephew Brian (also Perry), who’s prosecuting the case, offers her $4,000 a month to keep them as part of a temporary witness protection arrangement. By the time the film arrives at this setup — which it does laboriously, forcing Levy to struggle to carry the action for a good while by sputtering and acting flustered — you know exactly the type of humor that’s in store. The film dutifully works the cultural/class differences between the Simmonses and the Needlemans, with Madea referring to the morning routine of wife Kate (Denise Richards) as “yoda” instead of yoga and Kate bemusedly looking over the butter-heavy Southern breakfast Madea prepares and observing, “It’s a lot of carbs.” George’s senile mother Barbara (Doris Roberts) turns out to have had a past with Joe, a storyline that largely exists to allow Joe to explore the oblivious George’s possible biracial heritage by asking him if he can swim, if he likes soul music and whether he prefers a “butt” or a “booty.” But most of the scenarios Madea’s Witness Protection sets up don’t actually come to much of a punchline. Brian talks about how Madea’s “packing,” which makes her a good choice to protect the Needlemans, but there’s no armed stand-off between her and mafia goons or anyone else. Madea rips into Brian for how impossible it’ll be for her to hide white people in her all-black neighborhood, but we hardly see them step outside, much less struggle to fit in. And after setting up teenage daughter Cindy (Danielle Campbell) as a massively sulky, entitled brat, the film preps us for a rewarding Madea smackdown that, when it comes, is practically mild. I, frankly, was hoping for at least some hair-pulling. Scenes run loose and long in the film, up to and including the should-be climax in which Madea gets on a plane for the first time and travels to New York with George and neighborhood boy Jake (Romeo Miller), who invested his father’s church’s mortgage money with George’s company. The trip turns out to have only been included to allow us to see Madea navigate airport security and nervously order a lot of drinks on the flight — neither of which is a memorable spectacle — allowing the film to end on such an anticlimactic note the cast comes across as in a hurry to move on to future gigs. As is, apparently, Perry, whose entertainment empire continues to impress in its scale, but who also seems ready to hang up the giant dress and grey wig and move on to something — anything — new. Follow Alison Willmore on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
The star of Seth MacFarlane’s R-rated comedy Ted reportedly has an entire fetish community agog, only it’s not Mark Wahlberg, though plenty of folks are probably feeling his good vibrations. It’s the bear. Wahlberg stars in the comedy as a Boston slacker whose BFF, Ted — a stuffed animal come alive thanks to a childhood wish — is an irresponsible, wise-cracking stoner. (Not to mention a ladies’ man — or, bear. Whatever.) TMZ reports that the CG-created Ted has become a “sex symbol” for plushophiles , or plushies, who comprise a subcategory within the furry community: ” Ted creator Seth MacFarlane has already been contacted by a XXX website that’s popular with Plushies, Clips4Sale.com, in the hopes they can acquire the rights to use Ted’s image and make him the site’s new mascot. The site fired off a letter to Seth saying, ‘Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal.'” So, uh, eat your heart out, Channing Tatum? [ TMZ ]
In Friday afternoon’s round up of news, AMPAS picked a whole slew of new people to join their ranks of Oscar voters (many who were surprisingly not already members). Also there’s highlights of this weekend’s new specialty roll outs. Danny Boyle reaches out to PETA about the Olympics, Cee Lo Green boards Keira Knightley production and Lucky heads to the U.S. Academy Taps 176 to Join Ranks The folks behind the Oscars, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences (AMPAS) have named 176 artists and executives to join their ranks. They will be among the eligible people who will vote come Oscar time. The membership to the organization has held steady at under 6,000 since 2003. Among the 176 are Jessica Chastain, Jean Dujardin ( The Artist ), Jonah Hill, Diego Luna ( Y Tu Mama Tambien ), Terrence Malick ( The Tree of Life ), Melissa McCarthy, Matthew McConaughey, Sam Rockwell, Andy Serkis, Octavia Spencer, Nia Vardalos ( My Big Fat Greek Wedding ), Lili Taylor, Kerry Washington, Wong Kar Wai ( In the Mood for Love ) and Michelle Yeoh. The Undershepherd Wins American Black Film Festival The 16th annual event opened with Beasts of the Southern Wild and closed with Raising Izzie . Among the festival’s winners: The Undershepherd , which won Best Narrative Feature and Best Director for Russ Parr. Best Screenplay went to The Last Fall , written and directed by Matthew Cherry, while Keisha Taylor’s Soul Food Junkies took Best Documentary. For more winners and festival highlights, visit their website . Around the ‘net… New This Weekend: Beasts of the Southern Wild , Take This Waltz , Last Ride , Unforgivable A long time in the making, Beasts Of The Southern Wild made a splash at this year’s Sundance Film Festival, taking the top prize and winning one of the top prizes in Cannes, and it’s hitting theaters this week. Australian feature The Last Ride traveled the festival circuit and it picked up a high-profile ally here. Take This Waltz is naturally getting attention courtesy of its star Michelle Williams and director Sarah Polley, while Venice-set Unforgivable is also hoping to ride the media wave to solid box office numbers this weekend, Deadline reports . Danny Boyle Assures PETA Over Olympics Opener 12 horses, three cows, nine geese, two goats and 70 sheep are among the participants at the opening ceremonies of the London Olympics. Danny Boyle has reached out to alleviate concerns about the welfare of animals who will feature in his $42.4M show by promising to remove them from the stadium early and ensure they do not face a grisly end afterwards “Genuine care will be taken of the animals,” he said. The Guardian reports . Cee Lo Green Boards Can a Song Save Your Life? He joins Keira Knightley, Mark Ruffalo, Hailee Stanfied and Catherine Keener in which he’ll play a very successful hip hop star. The film centers on a couple that moves to New York to pursue music. After Levine’s character dumps Knightley’s character, she encounters a down-on-his-luck record producer (Ruffalo) who assembles a ragtag music team to appear on a record with her, including Green’s character Troublegum, Reuters reports . Film Movements Gets Lucky North American rights to South African drama Lucky are going to distributor Film Movement. The story revolves around an orphaned 10 year-old boy named Lucky who makes a promise to make something of himself and heads to the big city., Variety reports .
Here’s a YouTube mashup that is a little too much fun to ignore: Michael Fassbender as secret agent 007 in Christopher Nolan ‘s James Bond (as edited together by one inspired internet film enthusiast). Industry prognosticators have suggested that Skyfall will be Daniel Craig’s final go as 007, so speculation has already begun as to who’ll replace him. There ain’t a person alive who isn’t delighted to have Fassbender taking more prominent roles in Hollywood, and the time is nigh for him to land a major franchise where he’s the star. (Magneto doesn’t count; he may be the best performer in those films, but when January Jones is in a white fur hat and go-go boots it’s hard to determine who’s the real star.) While Fassbender claiming a license to kill (right now he just has a learner’s permit) isn’t that far-fetched, the chances of Nolan directing someone else’s intellectual properties post-Batman are pretty slim. Still, we can dream. Mr88668866 (we’ve only met causally once or twice, so I don’t quite feel comfortable calling him 8866 just yet) thinks it is such a good idea he’s trying to “incept” it on all of us. With the Hans Zimmer score and clips from most of Nolan’s best known work in the mix, he’s intercut various shots of M-Fass brooding, glancing and scowling in a way that says “Britain’s secrets are safe with me.” Do yourself a favor and watch this video twice. The first time, obviously, to see if you can catch where all the movie clips come from. The second time to say, you know, this really would be pretty sweet. [via Hollywood.com ]
I’m not watching these four new clips (and a bonus featurette) from Prometheus , which I can watch in its entirety when it opens in nine days. You are on your own. But while I presume we can probably piece together roughly 64 percent of the film from these and other previously released clips , commercials , teasers and trailers , can anyone really blame Fox for emulating Marvel’s Avengers strategy of keeping the glimpses coming all the way to opening day — especially as positive but not gushing reviews trickle out for their R-rated tentpole ? If the buzz fits, wear it. Except for that whole Coors Light thing . That was just… no . [via ENTV ]
The previously untitled, Ben Affleck/Rachel McAdams-starring project due later this year has also received an R rating for “some sexuality and nudity.” Ugh. This calls for a petition ! Meanwhile the film still awaits an official release date; stay tuned here for details as events warrant. [ CARA via Film Stage ]
Happens to the best of us: “‘At the beginning people [say], “You’re going to be going to the Oscars ,” and you’re like, “Whatever, doesn’t matter, don’t think so.” But after a while it does penetrate. After a while you’re like, “Anyway, so I’m going to the Oscars…”‘ He laughs. ‘And you start to believe it. And I did. I thought I was going. And then I found out I wasn’t and I was upset. I was very upset by it. The first reaction was “What the fuck…?”‘ He sounds frustrated that he had let himself get sucked in. ‘It’s a vanity thing. It does become important to you. And it shouldn’t.’ On reflection, he decided that he had learned something about misplaced priorities. ‘A good little lesson.'” [ GQ ]
Happens to the best of us: “‘At the beginning people [say], “You’re going to be going to the Oscars ,” and you’re like, “Whatever, doesn’t matter, don’t think so.” But after a while it does penetrate. After a while you’re like, “Anyway, so I’m going to the Oscars…”‘ He laughs. ‘And you start to believe it. And I did. I thought I was going. And then I found out I wasn’t and I was upset. I was very upset by it. The first reaction was “What the fuck…?”‘ He sounds frustrated that he had let himself get sucked in. ‘It’s a vanity thing. It does become important to you. And it shouldn’t.’ On reflection, he decided that he had learned something about misplaced priorities. ‘A good little lesson.'” [ GQ ]
Setting aside the fact that loudly “debuting” a “viral video” is antithetical to the definition of a viral video, the new viral video for the upcoming Ridley Scott-helmed Prometheus debuted today, and it’s pretty great. Not coincidentally, it also prominently features the often-great Michael Fassbender as “David,” a next-generation android from the Weyland Corporation that can improve efficiency and… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : A.V. Club Discovery Date : 17/04/2012 13:03 Number of articles : 3