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Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

Snooki is a Fat Bitch of the Day

It makes no sense to me that a pig like this is being followed by the paparazzi, landing book deals, has a TV show, when really I’d expect her to be working at the mall, or the bowling ally, where she spends her days eating chocolate and candy, and her nights at the all you can eat buffet, before getting shit faced with all her friends who decided to go to college instead of being the slob in the corner, passed out with her piss covered panties exposed… She is disgusting, like the girl that no matter how loud she gets isn’t worth noticing, even when throwing herself at you at 3 am, desperate to have a dick in her mouth to feel validated…. But for some reason, she’s a star in America and her waistline just can’t justify that.

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

Emma Roberts in a Tight Tank Top of the Day

All I gotta say is that I am happy these pictures aren’t of Emma Roberts’ aunt-Julia Roberts….because the only tight fabric I want to see Julia Roberts, is a pair of pantyhose around her neck, hanging from a closet like she was that Kung Fu Tranny in Thailand….That’s not to say I wish she was dead, it’s to say if she was dead, I wouldn’t feel polluted by being exposed to her shitty fucking movies…but I’d probably also take her in a tight bondage restraints with her asshole gaping, but that’s just because it’s hard to find willing ass rape partners…especailly when they are famous bitchs…maybe Julia Roberts isn’t that bad…but I’m still happy this is her young, tight, small titty neice….

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Slaughterhouse’s Joe Budden Explains Delay In Signing With Eminem’s Shady Records

‘Very early on, the four of us agreed that Shady would be the best place for the group to be,’ Budden says. By Paul Cantor Joe Budden Photo: Johnny Nunez/ WireImage On the heels of the announcement on Wednesday that Eminem has signed Slaughterhouse to his Shady Records imprint, members of the group are beginning to speak out about the deal. Crooked I has already alluded to Shady giving the group a “bigger stage,” and Royce Da 5’9 summed up their collective feelings in two words: “We’re excited.” And now, in a video interview with rap website Real Talk NY on Thursday, group member Joe Budden weighed in. “This group was put together for a reason, and we had a lot of things in common,” said the Jersey City-bred MC, poised in front of a mixing console in an undisclosed recording studio. “And we were passionate about a lot of things that it just so happened that Eminem [was] just as passionate about.” According to Budden, the deal with Shady Records took “a little over a year.” Typically, recording contracts don’t take nearly that long to hammer out. He attributed the length of the process to members of Slaughterhouse already being industry veterans with separate careers, and the fact that their 2009 self-titled LP sold well, perhaps giving the group leverage in negotiating their contract. “We didn’t send a demo in,” he said. “We was four pretty much established artists that have been around for a little bit so … we put out an album that did well, that sold 85 percent of what we shipped.” Despite how long the deal took, Budden said Shady was the label Slaughterhouse wanted to align itself with ever since the group was consummated in 2008. “Very early on, the four of us agreed that Shady would be the best place for the group to be,” he said, “before our first album was finished.” In very unspecific terms, Budden mentioned Royce Da 5’9’s past relationship with Eminem being a factor in the deal getting done. The Detroit natives collaborated often in their early careers, but had a falling out in the early aughts. Royce famously warred with Eminem’s D12 crew on countless tracks over the years, until finally reconciling with Slim Shady in 2008. “It was way too much sh– that went into it,” Joe said of the Shady signing. “It was very deep.” On camera, visibly weary of talking about what may have slowed the deal down, Budden instead tried to focus on the positive. “Just the fact that Em is so passionate about the project,” he said. “It’s one thing to get a record deal, and it’s one thing to get a record deal with someone who gets it. And he gets it. So it’s something we’re all excited about and we can’t wait to get in.” Related Photos Eminem And The New Shady Records Family Related Artists Joe Budden Slaughterhouse Eminem

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Emma Roberts Gets Sexy On The Streets

I knew it was only a matter of time before Emma Roberts would cave and pose for some fetish pictures for me. Here she is feeding the parking meter the other day in Los Angeles. That’s it princess, slide it in, nice a slow. Alright, so maybe I’m the only one who has this fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, but it still counts. I shouldn’t talk about her like that, the girl is a marvelous talent and one hell of a cutie…. Plus it might ruin my chances at banging her someday.

Emma Roberts Gets Sexy On The Streets

I knew it was only a matter of time before Emma Roberts would cave and pose for some fetish pictures for me. Here she is feeding the parking meter the other day in Los Angeles. That’s it princess, slide it in, nice a slow. Alright, so maybe I’m the only one who has this fetish for hot chicks feeding parking meters, but it still counts. I shouldn’t talk about her like that, the girl is a marvelous talent and one hell of a cutie…. Plus it might ruin my chances at banging her someday.

The World’s Gone Mad, Men: Christina Hendricks Has Implants!

Natural knocker enthusiasts were dealt a crushing blow this week when evidence surfaced that the massive mammaries of Mad Men star Christina Hendricks may be as phony baloney as the IBM Selectric II typewriter at her desk (they weren’t made until 1973). The questions began when Playboy tweeted this picture with the question: “Who is the famous actress in this photo from the July 1999 issue?” Well it turns out the lady on the right is none other than Christina herself, minus the juggalicious double-D’s we’ve all come to know and love. And she’s blond so maybe the burning bush we’ve all been fantasizing about is just as unreal as her rackage. There’s only one way to settle all this now—get a papal dispensation for AMC to have Christina go fully frontal on basic cable.

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Green Horny Weekend: Theater Report 1-14-11

Big budget superhero flick The Green Hornet and Ron Howard ‘s romantic comedy The Dilemma filled up mainstream theater screens with non-nude cinema fare. But luckily limited release indie flicks Barney’s Version and Every Day came through to save the weekend with quality T&A. The Green Hornet Cameron Diaz keeps her costume on in The Green Hornet , so if you want to take the sting out of that non-nude appearance, go pick up the 1996 flick Feeling Minnesota . You’ll be feeling something else when you check out the rare glimpses of Cameron’s T&A at the 3- and 26-minute marks. The Dilemma Jennifer Connelly and Winona Ryder are showing de-nada in The Dilemma , so if you want to see Jennifer nude, fast-forward to the 1-hour, 26-minute mark of the 1990 skinstant classic The Hot Spot , where her mamtastic melons are on display on the beach. To see Ms. Ryder’s sliders, check out her one and only topless scene an hour and 50 minutes into 2007’s Sex and Death 101 . In this class, Winona has a C…cup! Barney’s Version Nude in theaters, Minnie Driver and Rosamund Pike costar in Barney’s Version. Ms. Driver keeps her minnies covered, but an hour and 18 minutes in, Rosamund’s rightie makes an appearance in bed with Paul Giamatti . And at the one hour, forty-minute mark we even get some bonus boobage from topless Sandra Lavoie . Nice, but where’s the X-rated version? Every Day Also nude in theaters, Carla Gugino stars in Every Day . She shows off her bikini body in the pool about 45 minutes in. But the real action comes at the one hour, eight minute-mark, when Carla gives us a peek at her bare butt getting out of the pool in her first nude scene since she turned the 2005 flick Sin City into skin city. Now there’s an ass you really could look at every day.

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Green Horny Weekend: Theater Report 1-14-11

Green Horny Weekend: Theater Report 1-14-11

Big budget superhero flick The Green Hornet and Ron Howard ‘s romantic comedy The Dilemma filled up mainstream theater screens with non-nude cinema fare. But luckily limited release indie flicks Barney’s Version and Every Day came through to save the weekend with quality T&A. The Green Hornet Cameron Diaz keeps her costume on in The Green Hornet , so if you want to take the sting out of that non-nude appearance, go pick up the 1996 flick Feeling Minnesota . You’ll be feeling something else when you check out the rare glimpses of Cameron’s T&A at the 3- and 26-minute marks. The Dilemma Jennifer Connelly and Winona Ryder are showing de-nada in The Dilemma , so if you want to see Jennifer nude, fast-forward to the 1-hour, 26-minute mark of the 1990 skinstant classic The Hot Spot , where her mamtastic melons are on display on the beach. To see Ms. Ryder’s sliders, check out her one and only topless scene an hour and 50 minutes into 2007’s Sex and Death 101 . In this class, Winona has a C…cup! Barney’s Version Nude in theaters, Minnie Driver and Rosamund Pike costar in Barney’s Version. Ms. Driver keeps her minnies covered, but an hour and 18 minutes in, Rosamund’s rightie makes an appearance in bed with Paul Giamatti . And at the one hour, forty-minute mark we even get some bonus boobage from topless Sandra Lavoie . Nice, but where’s the X-rated version? Every Day Also nude in theaters, Carla Gugino stars in Every Day . She shows off her bikini body in the pool about 45 minutes in. But the real action comes at the one hour, eight minute-mark, when Carla gives us a peek at her bare butt getting out of the pool in her first nude scene since she turned the 2005 flick Sin City into skin city. Now there’s an ass you really could look at every day.

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