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Sophie Simmons Nipple Selfie of the Day

Sophie Simmons is the chubby Gene Simmons daughter who I used to post about saying that the only people who are into her are Gene Simmons fans because her vagina is the ultimate in KISS merchandised and memorabilia and having sex with her is the closest you can really get to having sex with Gene Simmons without being a homo….but I guess she’s leveraged that, and is paving her own way in the world, and she’s making her own magic, now that she’s decided she’s a model, by signing with an agency, posing half naked, and now this big titty instagram selfie knowing that big titties get hits…and thin models is a thing of the past…thanks to Kate Upton…and the general american diet…right…

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Tyrone Lebon for i-D Magazine of the Day

Photographer TYRONE LEBON , who I guess has done some shit with i-D magazine in the past…like this Cara Delvingne getting undressed from back in March… Is having his work featured in i-D magazine again, and I figure, when nudity, that includes rockin’ bush, becomes a fashion shoot, I must endorse it, since this is a fashion site…obviously…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret Fitting of the Day

In case you didn’t know, it’s almost time for the most watched pre-recorded televised primetime infomerical that pretends to be an actual event of the year….the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show…something you’d think would be obsolete thanks to internet porn, but where basic people, I’m talking suburbanites in lower middle class households, with low expectations, that are easily met, who are brainwashed by the media and who can’t turn their backs on the products available at their local mall or the spokesmodels hired to promote the sweatshop made shit…you know that will be under every tree this year…. And part of the pre-marketing efforts are getting pics of Candice Swanepoel trying on the lingerie to go viral…and with a body like Candice Swanepoel, she could be marketing actual shit, not just shitty panties, and I’d still be into it…because I am a pervert like that and so are you! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

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Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that. Pics by Jai.Photo

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Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that. Pics by Jai.Photo

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

Here’s everyone’s favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio working out at the gym and proving what I’ve always said: that all celebrity yoga classes should come with their own official photographer. Well, actually, I’ve always said they should come with a live feed too. You know, so the rest of us could work out at home along with them. For some reason, the prudes at my local gym won’t allow me to sign up for any more classes there. Photos: Fameflynet

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

Here’s everyone’s favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio working out at the gym and proving what I’ve always said: that all celebrity yoga classes should come with their own official photographer. Well, actually, I’ve always said they should come with a live feed too. You know, so the rest of us could work out at home along with them. For some reason, the prudes at my local gym won’t allow me to sign up for any more classes there. Photos: Fameflynet

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Meet Hottie Daniela Braga

I don’t know what’s in the water in Brazil, but for some reason, they always seem to be sending us the most amazing lingerie models. I’m pretty sure it’s their biggest export. And here’s the latest one I’ve come across: Daniela Braga . I’ve never thought about taking a trip to Brazil, because just leaving my mom’s basement to go to the 7-Eleven down the street counts as a pretty major expedition for a blogger, but after these pictures, I think I might have to. » view all 43 photos

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Meet Hottie Daniela Braga

I don’t know what’s in the water in Brazil, but for some reason, they always seem to be sending us the most amazing lingerie models. I’m pretty sure it’s their biggest export. And here’s the latest one I’ve come across: Daniela Braga . I’ve never thought about taking a trip to Brazil, because just leaving my mom’s basement to go to the 7-Eleven down the street counts as a pretty major expedition for a blogger, but after these pictures, I think I might have to. » view all 43 photos

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