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Carmen Electra’s Big Win of the Day

Just when you thought Carmen Electra was dead, she books a massive mainstream movie part, in something called Lap Dance…which is appropriate because that is really where her career was supposed live, when it somehow got sidetracked into Playboy, MTV, Other Bullshit, Dennis Rodman, fading into obscurity, before getting cast to be the stripper she was always destined to be, in what a spiritual person would call fate, or destiny…but what I call a distraction from her actually working the stripclub day shift where her fake tit, talentless, 90s slut ass belongs…

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Tereza Kacerova Hot for Stephen Wurth of the Day

Tereza Kacerova is a model who has been NAKED BEFORE and she’s amazing, like so many girls from the Czech Republic I’ve watched have sex on camera, because not everyone has the luxury of leaving the Czech Republic to move to LA, where they can be models…and sometimes fucking on Camera for American perverts pays more in a day than they would make in a month doing other things…like working as a lawyer….or doctor…I like to think Czech pay scale reflects importance in society…because really, I want to see Czech girls naked…always…they are good… That said, these are by STEPHEN WURTH for GALORE amd I like them…even if she’s a little too clothed…it’s the free the nipple era people, she’s already freed the nipple, what’s this not freeing the nipple all about…I feel scammed, but in a good way, since looking at her is still a win…not enough of a win to say I’m a winner…I suck at life and never win…and these still are just pictures…but still better than nothing…

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Tereza Kacerova Hot for Stephen Wurth of the Day

Alyssa Barbara Is A Goddess Of All Goddesses

Let’s face it: now that Pam Anderson ‘s over the hill, it’s about time we all found a new favorite Canadian hottie to drool over. And I’d like to officially nominate one of my current favorite models period, Alyssa Barbara . Not only is she a busty blonde just like Pam, but I swear that every single photoshoot we get from her is hotter than the last. It’s almost enough to melt my cold blogger heart. Or at least my pants region. Either way, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. Photos: Kingston Photo

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Alyssa Barbara Is A Goddess Of All Goddesses

Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

I used to cyberbully Ireland Baldwin before she turned 18, because I am a horrible person who like making fun of attention seeking rich kids, who were at the time whoring themselves out to the media in hopes of getting as much pre-18 attention as possible, because that pre-18 attention is what carries them into their 20s… I mean it must have been a year ago, but I guess a lot has happened in that year, the boy she pretty much had sex with on Social media and her broke up, she became a lesbian, and her big OGRE of a body that wanted so badly to be a swimsuit model, is now looking fit..because I guess that’s what her modeling agents told her the world wants…because skinny is what we want out of models…why would anyone pay for a fat chick to do anything besides answer phones or work the phone sex hotline or other jobs skinny girls are too pretty for…and I guess this is her progress…of what I assume still eats pussy.

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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panties of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Casting Is The Best Thing Ever!

In case you don’t have it marked on your calendar yet, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show (aka pervert Christmas) is happening in London next month, and to help promote it, the company just released a behind-the-scenes video about how they cast this year’s show. Which basically just means a bunch of hot supermodels walking towards the camera in lingerie. I still didn’t catch when the show is, but if I figure if I watch the video a couple more times, eventually I’ll be able to figure it out.

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Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Her name is Brooke Perry. She’s a Model with some major modelling agency because she’s amazing to look at, at least in these half naked pictures for O’Neill, a surf brand, that I guess decided to say “fuck it, why use a pro surfer, when we can use a chick from Montana to represent us, it’s not like anyone will know the difference, and it’s not like we should put some resources back into the surf world, because bikini models, are what people want to see”…and I’m all for anything that involves girls getting half naked…whether it makes sense on the marketing front for the brand or not…whether Brooke Perry is a surfer or not, wearing surf lifestyle clothes, for a surf brand that is on it’s way out of business, means nothing to me, I just wish she was surfing on my face with her vagina. I’m romantic like that.

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Brooke Perry for O’Neill of the Day

Pirelli Calendar Outtakes of the Day

I was the unofficial site to release the PIRELLI 2015 Calendar yesterday…because I am more of a bootlegger than a media company… I don’t care about much that comes out in a year, because I am pretty bored of everything across the board, because it is boring..from SI, to Playboy, to Men’s Mags, to pretty much everything. I have seen too much. But Pirelli is just classic. They take the best models, they have a star photographer put something together, and even though it’s been a fail the last few years, I feel like this one has been a win. Steve Meisel is one of the best out there, and the models they chose are perfectly topless, merging the lad mag, Playboy Pin Up of the past, with high fashion, making for this blend of eroticism I can totally contain because I have low testosterone and sex drive…but that I still find nice to look at… So that’s why I am posting the outtakes they released. I like to support a job well done by taking their pictures from them and sharing them with you.

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2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

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Solange Knowles’ Nipples at her Wedding of the Day

Solange Knowles got married and took the time to flash the guests her nipples, because that’s what a classy single mom who has spent her entire life in her sister’s shadow does to get noticed….and she was only noticed because Beyonce was probably attending the event…where single mom turned wife to a 51 year old music video director, because 51 year olds don’t care if a girl they are dating had kids, since girls their own age are fucking gross… That said…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Holland Roden in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Holland Roden is from some TV show called TEEN WOLF…I’ve never heard of her, because I don’t watch MTV or really any TV, I find it dumb, but what I don’t find dumb is that she’s spreading her legs for some photoshoot – because every girl, even when well paid and on TV, is into playing half naked fashion model…because I guess fashion models are the stamp of approval short girls seek…otherwise why the fuck would everyone and their mother be playing fashion model every fucking day on instagram…not that I’m complaining, because I know one thing and that one thing is that fashion models show tits, and showing tits is better than some MTV Show you’d have to sit through to not see anything nearly as good as this…

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Holland Roden in Some Photoshoot of the Day