Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…
Her name is Paige and she’s not an official model, at least I don’t think she is, because I’ve never heard of her, and I’ve hear of most models…but I am sure if she is signed – she’ll be the first to email me… All this to say she looks pretty alright in these pics by photographer SAMLIVM …because let’s face it, any skinny girl willing to get naked on the beach for a photoshoot that doesn’t necessarily serve any purpose, or have any budget, but is strictly for “artistic” endeavors and instagram hits…is amazing by me…you see I don’t need real models, I find them boring and expensive. I am way more into regular girls who haven’t quite established themselves yet, who want to pay dress up or in this case dress down. I am a fan…
Gigi Hadid is easily becoming one of my new favorite models. I don’t care that she comes from a wealthy family and that her parents have a lot to do with her success as a model. She’s hot! Anyway, here she is looking all classy at the Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Glamour Models aren’t hot – that’s why they are Glamour models, otherwise they would be actual models, and not these thirsty as hell girls in the UK just hoping to land a soccer player to knock them up – because in the UK there are as many of these girls as there are players… But Glamour models do have rocking tits…that’s the whole reason they exist. That’s the whole reason they do cheesy shoots to get published, probably for very little money, to just stand out from the strippers and barmaids they are competing with for the Soccer wallet fucking… This is a behind the scenes video of a few of them with guns, not sure what it is for, but babes and guns as Cliche as it is, works, when the babes with the guns are Glamour models, which is Cliche to begin with…right…
Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy… She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE
Abbey Lee Kershaw is from Australia and like all Australians she probably has one of the trashiest accents around, but with being from Australia, also probably means she’s a good fucking time, because Australian women seem to be hot, ready for bikinis at any given time, but still down to get drunk and sloppy… She’s 5 foot 11, which makes her modelesque, and that’s convenient since she’s a model…and it is safe to say that some of her best work has been HER BUSH …because as someone who loves bush…I love any and all girls who have them…especially when they are models..because model bush, despite being dirtier in theory, due the lifestyle, is better than fat lazy girl you meet at the fast food restaurant bush, you know because her bush is from laziness and lack of sex and style…proving yet again why it is better to be a model. TO SEE ALL THE PICS FROM RUSSELL JAMES’ BOOK CLICK HERE
Apparently, this is Selena Gomez for Harper’s Bazaar shoot, that she posted on her instagram, wearing some cage-like bathing suit that may or may not remind you of the cage you built in your basement hoping to lock Selena Gomez in after kidnapping her, even though you live in another state than her, you’re just a weirdo with a lot of time on your hands, with a dream – that some may call a creepy obsession, even if I think it’s justified, because she’s cute and apparently smart and strategic in all she does…a secret producer on Springbreakers, making 10s of millions of dollars…to a fake girlfriend to Bieber…she’s got it all figured out…and I can’t think of any better girl for your creepy pervert ass to lock in your basement…I just don’t think you have what it takes to make your dreams come true…because you’re a fucking loser…but at least you got the cage built..that’s more than you’ve ever got on any project you’ve had in your life… Yes. I just turned Selena Gomez and her hot tits into a one-sided conversation with a fantasy reader who wants to abudct Selena Gomez and lock her in a cage in his basement… Maybe you should just focus on the possible fake titty – small implant…it’s nice.
There were once rumours that Barbara Palvin was dating Bieber, when she did her first Victoria’s Secret Fashion show at 18, because Victoria’s Secret wanted to cover up the fact that the model who actually banged Bieber was Miranda Kerr, married mom on the gold digger program – with clearly and present perversion…it was bad for the brand… But I’ve heard that Barbara Palvin is more into the black dudes, the pro athletes…and really I don’t even know why I know that, it’s not like I keep track of 21 year old Hungarian models…I just like them when they are naked…or half naked…or I guess channelling the 70s sucking popsicles…because it reminds me of a simpler time…I’m just bummed that when doing this 70s shoot, no bush was exposed in the process, because bush is the most important thing that happened int he 70s, at least according to me, who can’t even look at a vagina – unless it is wearing a furry pubic hair hat….
I don’t know if this is Arianny Celeste of UFC fame, or if this is some botox, implant, lip injection, hooker from Los Angeles looking for a daddy to buy her cheesy designer clothes – living the stripper dreams…because all these cheesy fake tit girls look the fucking same. She’s old, she’s weathered despite the attempts to fill and work out through it…Her ass looks like shit…but you don’t care – you just need her in the UFC ring to justify the boner you have from watching naked men roll around with each other in some homo death match… These pics are shot by the illustrious Gregorio Photo
I used to know a Lithuanian plumber, we’d drink together. He used to tell me that the girls back in Lithuania were incredible and he didn’t understand how he ended up marrying the fattest, hairiest of the bunch. One of those “I’m a fucking loser because everyday I go back to the motherland I am a fucking hero to babes all because of my Canadian Passport, but here I am stuck with this pile of shit”…something I can relate to….but he’d buy these young girls, sometimes for 20 dollars a night anyway…just to taste what he could have had, because apparently, for 20 dollars Lituanians will let you taste anything…something good to know before you build a prison for yourself.. That said this Giedre Dukauskaite, whatever the fuck kind of name is that, is one who got away, you know the Eastern European who models instead of being human trafficked because she was lucky enough to be tall…and now she’s probably living in NYC, booking 30k-100k campaigns, and looking’ hot doing it… Even when catalog bikini and lingerie pics are boring as fuck. So Giedre Dukauskaite, and her stupid name she should have stage named…is amazing…and that’s all I have to say about that.