I know it wouldn’t be long before the rest of the world finally started to realize what my readers have known for months: that Sara Malakul Lane is one of the hottest models on the planet right now. And here she is on the cover of the latest issue of Playboy Thailand proving just that. Is it too early to name her the hottest Playboy Bunny of all-time? Or should we just start with the hottest Bunny of the year and then go from there? Either way, you guys go ahead and enjoy while I try to figure that out.
Here’s one of my favorite models and the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli back with another pants-melting bikini photoshoot again today. And don’t get me wrong, I’m definitely not complaining about seeing more of Xenia, but if she keeps this up, I’m going to burn through my entire collection of sweatpants by the end of the week — all two of them. Oh well. It’s still totally worth it if you ask me. » view all 11 photos
Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago… I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits… I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs… She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Kelly Brook for this 3K Walk made me laugh because I always call her fat because she’s kinda fat…at least too fat for a 3k run, because them titties need enough estrogen to exist, they are her money maker, and taking on circuit training or any weightloss strategy would essentially destroy that like it was her pregnancy a few years ago… I don’t really have it out for Kelly Brook, I like Glamour models with big natural tits, who show those big natural tits, and make a lot of money with their big natural tits as much as the next pervert who likes tits… I just like teasing because she puts herself out there, al of her out there, and I like that about her, I just don’t love that her boobs don’t come with a belly, while you still cum for her boobs… She could have totally chosen to be a stripper, escort, or cocktail waitress instead of a low level famous….and available to tease….so if anything it’s all her fault… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Best time EVER with @lillypulitzer and the loving voice of reason in the background @rbello thank you for enriching my modeling career with monkey licking ???????????????? A video posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:39pm PDT Erin Heatheron is a Victoria’s Secret model who is best known for being one of Leonardo Dicaprio’s “girlfriends” even though there are countless rumors that he’s gay….proven by the fact that he’s an actor and acting in and of itself is pretty fucking homo…not to mention he always dates these models who work together, they are colleagues and friends…meaning if the stories are true and not just marketing campaign to make him seem like a Playboy and not someone who plays with boys, and makes them more A-List than they are….making you think think that posing on camera for money isn’t all they do for money…hookers never get jealous of other hookers – they get the program …if you know what I mean.. And if you don’t, here’s a video of Erin Heatherton breast feeding a Monkey that made me laugh….and Here’s her needy photographer…I assume she fucks…cuddled up to her… Very cuddly day with monkeys.. My favorite one right here ???????? @rbello @lillypulitzer A photo posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:37pm PDT TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE
For Love and Lemons is an LA based clothing company – that has a pretty extensive line of lingerie that is pretty relevant, at least with all the models you probably masturbate to if you are me…and knowing the popularity of this site – you probably are me…I’m my only reader.. That said, they released this photoshoot, that I assume is for their 2014 Lingerie collection – with some hot model I am not really sure who she is or what her name is… I just know that this styling, this vibe, this look, and the fact that you can see the lingerie in it’s full form, with a girl in some 70s porn inspired location – without being rebuilt in photoshopped or having her nipples erased in photoshop…like Victoria’s Secret… So what I am saying is – this is how it is supposed to be done…and it’s hot as fuck… To Find out more and to See the Pics I Didn’t Post CLICK HERE
For Love and Lemons is an LA based clothing company – that has a pretty extensive line of lingerie that is pretty relevant, at least with all the models you probably masturbate to if you are me…and knowing the popularity of this site – you probably are me…I’m my only reader.. That said, they released this photoshoot, that I assume is for their 2014 Lingerie collection – with some hot model I am not really sure who she is or what her name is… I just know that this styling, this vibe, this look, and the fact that you can see the lingerie in it’s full form, with a girl in some 70s porn inspired location – without being rebuilt in photoshopped or having her nipples erased in photoshop…like Victoria’s Secret… So what I am saying is – this is how it is supposed to be done…and it’s hot as fuck… To Find out more and to See the Pics I Didn’t Post CLICK HERE
Adrienne Bailon is some 30 year old…who was in some fabricated band called the Cheetah Girls in the early 2000s..I don’t think I’ve ever really heard of her…or at least of The Cheetah Girls, in the era they existed, I was not really 12 or deeply influenced by the Josie and the Pussy Cat smut they shove down tween throats turning them into consumers…I don’t know what she’s done since OTHER THAN A STAGED PUSSY FLAASH IN 2012 when I guess she was dabbling in fame-whoring the easy way, probably when she was feeling a lag in her career… Well apparently she posted these Bikini pics on the interent, some may say she but I will say she’s probably more of a pants kind of girl…it’s like get her in a wetsuit…others may love it because it is the Kim Kardashian Hip Hop Era…and I’ll just say – she’s lookin’ for hits and follows…it makes her feel like she’s got some worth…and stripping down for that means she’s pretty much perfect to me..
Lady Gaga wore black lace lingerie in some attempt at being over the top – maybe even a little silly – all while pretending to be high concept, shocking and next level – because everyday is Halloween for Lady Gaga. She has no authenticity and is lost her her stage show that she is just a shell of a human struggling to come back into the entertainment industry at the level she was, when people were bought and ate her shit up, because they related to the message of being ugly and embracing it, being a freak and embracing it, before realizing she’s a highly commercialized act that is contrived to trick them into thinking she actually means it and that she isn’t just a puppet used to sell albums to the suburban gays and the uglies of this generation… Tons of market research went into creating this brand identity…but now she’s drowning in it trying to figure out how to maintain relevance…clearly failing…but I see some tit…and that’s ok…even when attached to a gremlin of a woman, because it comes with so much sadness and deep rooted issues, as they know they are gremlins…and that no one actually likes them, and the only reason people came to her party is because they were paid to… Nice look, so edgy and different – you fucking clown.
Gigi Hadid posted this polaroid to make you feel like you are on set at the Sports Illustrated shoot. You know a little test polaroid to see what the picture they are going for is actually going to look like because some photographers still shoot on film…we will call those real photographers and not digital technicians…you know the kind of talent a rich as fuck dad with an ego who fucks models when not on reality TV, who would be able to hire and initiate for his baby – just to give him some status that his cum was worthy enough to create something he would fuck if it wasn’t his daughter – ya know….because he thinks models are real women and he stage parented this one into being that…making her a catch and not just because of the trust fund – but because of how fucked up she must be…
