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Ana Beatriz Barros for Madame Figaro of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros did some pretty awesome shoot for Madeame Figaro, which I guess is a magazine, that involved her being out and about in her lingerie and sneakers, which I guess isn’t a big deal, because she’s a fucking model and that’s what models do…fascinating….observation by me… It’s like I’ve seen so many half naked girls in photos, from quality to shit, that they all kind of blend into each other in some uninspired pile of shit that still has half naked models…and I guess that makes the whole thing good enough for me, which isn’t saying much, since I have no standards, and if you saw some of the thigns that are good enough for me…you would probably throw-up, or in the very least be totally uncomfortable…

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Hannah Davis Possible Nudes of the Day

Apparently, this is Virgin Island Virgin who is probably not a Virgin because no one is, especially when she’s working in the modelling industry and models are never virgins, it’s almost a prerequisite that they have herpes that they landed from really rich dudes, or clients who they essentially “escort”, even when they are rich on their own…. That’s not to say that this is model has herpes, or escorts men to events, I don’t even know if this is an actual model, even if it is HANNAH DAVIS …from Sports Illustrated fame….that is hardly even fame… But it could be….some nude selfies that are less skimpy than the bathing suits she’s paid, or asked to wear for photographers…so there’s no scandal here, but we love selfies…so here they are…. She’s 23 and looks 40….When the NUDES are PG-13 – we can assume they are fully staged by the agents… Here’s Hannah…

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Top 10 Selena Gomez Has Cleavage of the Day

#458265800 / gettyimages.com People are amazed that Selena Gomez has cleavage and that pretty much blows my fucking mind, seeing as she’s a girl with a bit of a body, you know not some anorexic dying model….and girls…have tits…even if they are small, with the right bra they get cleavage, and even if they are small implants…who gives a fuck…everyone has implants – they only cost 5,000 dollars…it’s not some secret or exclusive thing, and if you go to a strip club, you’ll know that some of the most gutter women in the world have implants…not to mention, she’s not even showing those “alleged” implants, she’s just showing cleavage, and it’s just cleavage, it’s not the 80s when people forget the braless 70s, and cleavage was enough to jerk off to…I mean this is the internet porn generation…who fucking cares…well I guess people into tits do, and that’s why I’m posting it…life as a pervert is so confusing. #458263368 / gettyimages.com #458261140 / gettyimages.com #458256020 / gettyimages.com #458256010 / gettyimages.com #458253146 / gettyimages.com HERE ARE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE HERE SHE IS LEAVING STARBUCKS CLICK HERE

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Carolyn Murphy in Fashion Porn for Vogue of the Day

I like fashion videos, only because they have no fucking point. They are all “high” concept for no reason, and they feature models, who I like looking at, posing all done up with hair and make-up looking beautiful, but still there for no fucking reason. It’s not a prank video, or a youtube how to video, it’s not even a music video…but for some reason it’s erotic…even low level pornographic, but maybe I’m just confusing that with Carolyn Murphy’s other video….and actual porn video….that you can see in all it’s awkwardness if you CLICK HERE

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Russian Sex Workers in Designer Clothing of the Day

This is the kind of campaign or photoshoot that I find inspiring. It’s racy, it’s edgy, it’s real fucking life…and that’s far more interesting that the hollywood gossip, model or hipster models that want to be models because it’s good for instagram and everyone likes playing make-belief bullshit we’re all used to… There are hookers, there are addicts, there are people who aren’t so fucking glamorous because life chewed them up and spat them out, yet the public is worried about their designer clothes and cars and eveyrthing else… So seeing these sex workers in designer clothes…is pretty fucking next level… This is right up my alley, exactly what I want to see pictures of, not for masturbation purposes, or shopping for a discount blowjob on my Russian sex tourism trip…but because this is the actual human experience…or at least part of it…and I think it deserves as much if not more attention than the vapid materialistic overpaid whores in Hollywood.. Here’s a video… Downtown Divas from LA on Vimeo . And the pics… Via FEATURE SHOOT Genius..

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Tweaking The Design Of Crash Test Dummies In One Small Way Could Save Lives

Crash test dummies move from 167-pound model to 270-pound models to increase safety measures for obese drivers.

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Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

#458101902 / gettyimages.com I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

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Sabrina Ioffreda for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sabrina Ioffreda is some model who has done nothing that I’ve noticed – not that I really notice anything when it comes to models unless they show their tits…but I assume that she’s well paid, as all models are, she’s probably European because of her insane last name, maybe even Swedish, because it sounds like an IKEA table name, which happens to be the only thing I know about Sweden, and probably the only thing to know about Sweden, other than this Sabrina Ioffreda who I don’t even know if she’s from Sweden but we’ll pretend. Fuck, google just told me she’s from Argentina…I shoulda known….I just thought Argentina only had cows…I am so bad at this…I am so stupid…I would blame the hangover but I am already drunk….fuck the dark hair should have given it away… Who cares about where she’s from, or what she’s giving away, since she’s giving all I really care away, and that’s her tits in my favorite titty magazine out of France called LUI This shoot is pretty next level

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Elsa Hosk And Rachel Hilbert Make An Almost Perfect Fantasy

As the Internet’s resident expert in supermodel lesbian fantasies, these latest shots of Elsa Hosk and Rachel Hilbert at the Victoria’s Secret PINK Nation Crazy for Campus Bash at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas have almost everything I look for: two super-hot lingerie models, and they’re even bending over and blowing kisses at the camera. But these two made one big rookie mistake — they forgot to show up in lingerie. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Elsa and Rachel are both crazy hot, but I was expecting a college party in Vegas to get a little wilder than this. I mean, what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas, right? Well, hopefully the next time we see these two, their pants and shirts will have stayed behind too. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Elsa Hosk And Rachel Hilbert Make An Almost Perfect Fantasy

Elsa Hosk And Rachel Hilbert Make An Almost Perfect Fantasy

As the Internet’s resident expert in supermodel lesbian fantasies, these latest shots of Elsa Hosk and Rachel Hilbert at the Victoria’s Secret PINK Nation Crazy for Campus Bash at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas have almost everything I look for: two super-hot lingerie models, and they’re even bending over and blowing kisses at the camera. But these two made one big rookie mistake — they forgot to show up in lingerie. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Elsa and Rachel are both crazy hot, but I was expecting a college party in Vegas to get a little wilder than this. I mean, what happens in Vegas should stay in Vegas, right? Well, hopefully the next time we see these two, their pants and shirts will have stayed behind too. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com

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