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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: Behind The Scenes!

I follow the editor of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue on Twitter and she has been posting behind the scenes pics from various models’ photoshoots. She doesn’t reveal the faces, which is fine by me because I think these shots are way hotter than what we end up getting in print. So keeps them coming. Anyway, can you guys guess the models?

Karlie Kloss Money Shot of the Day

Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them…. Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rose McGowan Amazing Nudity for Apartamento Magazine of the Day

Rose McGowan, one of my favorite celebrity boobs, at least for nostalgic purposes, has recently been in this NUDE VIDEO FOR NOWNESS , which may have felt like a shitty student film, but that was pretty fucking genius enough for me, because she was naked in it…and I am a fan of that nakedness, or any excuse for Nakedness, even if her nudity is something I was a little more into 17 years ago…when she wasn’t in her 40s…but even at 40… I am sure Rose McGowan is more than just tits, she’s always been lovely to me…I’m sure she’s got a great personality and a lot to offer…but that’s not something we can really focus on in these pics..because these pics…are about the tits…and I’m ok with that.

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Beyonce In a Tree Like a Monkey in a Swimsuit of the Day

Beyonce posted these Jamaica bikini pics on her tumblr, that you can assume are all retouched…and it turns out that despite popular belief…Beyonce is not a bikini model…but she probably reminds you hicks of this clip from Oprah in the 80s with a racist…not because I’m racist…but because you are and it’s just the obvious joke when a black girl starts climbing around in trees joke you probably I don’t really understand why Beyonce is compelled to show off her body…she’s worth so much fucking money, she could keep her Jamaica trip to her fucking self, it’s not like this sells albums, it just makes me think she’s addicted and starved for attention as she hits her 40s and Jay-Z hits every groupie and Rihanna around… It’s silly…but it happened…

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Behind the Scenes of the Day

Her name is MJ DAY and she’s the editor of SI. A website that refuses to link DrunkenStepfather because they are haters…and think we’re too awesome to links… Well she’s been posting the behind the scene from their swimsuit shoot to instagram, but since the models are all under hush clauses and not allowed to discuss their deal, you know to keep excitement alive, so that the redneck people get legit boners like it was being seen for the first time,… I’m more into the models being headless…It’s a fetish and a sneaky way to try to trick us into not recognizing these girls…who are always half naked and might as well not have faces to begin with… Since I look at these chicks all day, I know at least one of them is Emily Ratajkowsi, another is Nina Agdal…. My money is on Emily Ratajkowski for the cover…here are her instagram pics…can you guess the rest of the girls? I am not a virgin loser weirdo…who obsesses over these girls, even though you would think I would be because I have this site…but I don’t even know my own name half the time, so I’ll let you work this riddle out for me.

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NS Novelties is the Very Merry Stepfather Gift Idea of the Day

If you’re Christian, then you know that Christmas is about the toys, and what better way to celebrate Christmas, or really any day with some toys…adult toys…because toys aren’t an age specific thing…the nature of the toy just changes…and once you get over the fact that your dick isn’t technologically advanced, and that engineers can craft something more efficient, then you’ll realize, shit makes for a better time for you…because Orgams…Orgasm are a girl’s best friend and the act of giving her an orgasm will make you a hero..up on some Enrique shit…So give girls orgasms…with these toys , you’ll be better than Santa in their eyes…and that’s a place you want to be… You can follow NS NOvelties on TWITTER on FACEBOOK or learn about these products on YOUTUBE TO YOU, OUR FAITHFUL stepELVES – We have a 25% Discount Code: NSNDSF use it wisely… You can see our lovely stepGIRLS posing with the toys here…. GET YOURSELF A TOY To see the Gift Guide CLICK HERE

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A Bunch of Babes Together of the Day

THIS SITE is amazing..and as far as I’m concerned they are the only site putting any thought into erotica…they are the only site coming at us with something of quality and not just smut…and it is all because they use girls who girls would probably masturbate to, because they are non-threatening and don’t look broken, if anything they look like legit models yet they still do adult content, because I guess as models, it’s hard to get work, and getting naked for fashion or getting naked like is is all the same thing to someone who loves being on camera…it’s that fine line that they crossed, but crossed it well and with style and I like it.. Even if it’s romantic lesbian porn pics, something I normally hate, I can fuck with these thanks to a thing I call loving naked girls, especially hot girls I like looking at in pics as foreplay… Here’s a taste of what they have for you… TO SEE THINGS GET WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

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Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches… The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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Anmari Botha is Showing Nipple for Numero of the Day

Anmari Botha is some New Zealand model and like all models…and strippers…and really girls in general who crave male attention or getting ahead in any aspect of life…even just building her self esteem…she’s showing some nipple..a nipple that you probably couldn’t masturbate to because we are all desensitized freaks who need to delve into weirdness..unless we’ve come full circle and jerking off to nipple is that weirdness..which wouldn’t be so bad…considering the other weirdnesses available to us… I’m just happy to say, I’ve seen her tits. I feel like it brings us closer together…and paves a foundation for love…even though these pics are boring!

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Victoria’s Secret Angels Do Taylor Swift

So apparently the 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is airing on December 10th (even though you can already see a whole bunch of pictures from it right here ), and to promote the company’s annual mega-show, they put out this ad/trailer below. It’s of all the Victoria’s Secret Angels lip-syncing to Taylor Swift , which means, you guessed it, it works just as well on mute if you don’t want to be caught listening to Taylor Swift at work. Anyway, considering the end result is a good 30 times hotter than any of Taylor’s actual music videos, can the Angels do this for all her videos from now on? Please?

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