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Rhian Sugden Sexy Topless Planking

I’m far too out of touch with today’s youth to give a crap about planking, I don’t know or care to know why these morons do this kind of thing, but when someone as hot as this Rhian Sugden does it I don’t find it all that annoying. I can’t be sure, but I think it has something to do with the fact that she forgot to wear a shirt and she’s got some great big fake breasts. Plank away.

Elizabeth Hurley Super MILF Cleavage

If you’re looking for some classic super MILF cleavage, you’ve come to the right place. Here’s Elizabeth Hurley on the set of Gossip Girl dropping some amazing cleavage. I’m sure she’s giving the teenage male cast members some uncomfortable pant tents, she must be confused as to why they all want to do the scenes sitting down. Anyhow, the woman has still got it. If I was on my death bed with an incurable disease, I’d want Elizabeth to smother the life out of me with those beauties. What a way to go. more pictures of Elizabeth Hurley here

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Naked Must Smell Good

Here’s supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posing naked for some new Burberry body fragrance ad campaign. Now this is how you market a body fragrance. Obviously spraying crap in people’s eyes while they walk through the mall hasn’t been working, so why not try something different. Honestly, I don’t really care what the fragrance smells like, but I bet Rosie smells fantastic. I’ll take it.

Victoria’s Secret Models Get A Workout

If you want to raise money for charity, it’s not a bad idea to invite a bunch of Victoria’s Secret supermodels. Here are Alessandra Ambrosio , Candice Swanepoel , Erin Heatherton , Lindsay Elligson and Lily Aldridge at something called the Victoria’s Secret supermodel cycle to benefit cancer at SoulCycle in Tribeca. If you really want to raise money, get these chicks all in a row on their exercise bikes at the front of the class, set up another fifty or so bikes behind them and charge thousands of dollars a bike the closer you get to their sexy spandex covered Victoria’s Secret booties. You’ll have dudes lined up out the door with their wallets open and their tongues hanging out.

Britney Spears Shows Us Her Good Side

I actually saw some footage of Britney Spears performing on her latest tour and it was incredibly awful, the chick just wanders around stage like a drunken stripper, but I’ve got to say that pictures from the show are a whole other story. Here she is giving us a look at her washed up popstar booty. I’ve seen female chimps do this kind of thing on the nature channel, I think it’s called presenting. Anyhow, without the crappy music and lame dance moves she kinda looks… Alright.

Karolina Kurkova Bikini Pictures

I’ve got to say that for a supermodel Karolina Kurkova looks pretty awful. She looks like a nerdy librarian with a cleft lip. Obviously I’m only talking about her face, it may just be the one shot, because the rest of her body is pretty damn good. Here she is on vacation with what I’m assuming are her kids hanging out by the pool in her sexy mom bikini. Lose the kids and this is a sexy good time. Call me.

Miranda Kerr’s Awesome Mommy Boobs

I don’t normally like to post pictures of hotties and their babies, nobody needs to see kids on this site, but I couldn’t resist these shots of Miranda Kerr and her newborn. Not because I think the kid’s cute, he looks like every other baby on the market, but those breasts have got my attention. It looks like the kid is pushing them up for the camera, he knows what he’s doing, and I thank him for it.

Adriana Lima High Fashioned Hotness

I don’t give a crap about fashion, you’d understand if you saw what I was wearing right now, but I like looking at supermodels all dressed up in the latest Haute Couture as they say. Here’s Adriana Lima looking as sexy as ever in some high fashion photoshoot. Obviously I don’t really care about the clothing, but supermodels making sexy faces in see through dresses have always been one of my favorite things in life. Enjoy.

Fergie’s Old Lady See Through Top

These are the kind of pictures I like to see of Fergie , I can handle this kind of thing, they’re from a far, slightly out of focus and she’s wearing giant sunglasses that cover up that busted old face. Hot. Not to mention that she’s dressed like a woman half her age in some badass boots, a pair of denim short shorts and a see through top. Even hotter. Imagine having bad eyesight, everywhere you look you’d see hotties walking around. Amazing.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Red Hot Sexiness

If you’re anything like me than you’ve already fallen in love with supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley so seeing her dressed like Jessica Rabbit is just a dream come true. I’ve been waiting years to see someone bring that cartoon hottie to life and Rosie absolutely nails it. Here she is at yet another Transformers 3 premiere, how many of these stupid things do we need, showing off the hotness. I guess if I had a movie with this hottie in it, I’d have a dozen or so premieres too if she promised to show up each time. Too hot.