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Mother Recreates Celebrity Selfies, Wins the Internet

Celeste Barber is our her hero. An Australian actor, writer and comedian, Barber has two sons under the age of 6 and two teenage stepdaughters. She also has a great sense of humor, often taking to Instagram in order to recreate famous celebrities selfies, putting a more realistic twist on each one. To wit… 1. Where’s the Wine, Chrissy Teigen? Barber added what all women need in this recreation of the Teigen photo. 2. If Only Life Could Be This Relaxing Wrote Barber as a caption: When your little man helps you focus before doing a big show/the washing. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #jlo #celesteonellen. 3. Got Milk? Something makes me think Kim’s milk was warmed. And yes, my #hothusband knows how lucky he is. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #MILFMONEY #kimkardashian #fergie #celesteonellen. 4. How Does CoCo Make It Look So Easy? When #waisttrainers are THE LEAST of your problems. #celestechallengeaccepted #funny #coco #MILFMONEY. 5. Making Like JLo Again Happy #mothersday to all the hungover mums out there. Whatever gets you through ladies, whatever gets you through. #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #jlo #MILFMONEY. 6. We Can’t Even Tell Which One is Kim Jeez Kim, we get it you fit into Your 3year olds swimmers #celestechallengeaccepted #celestebarber #funny #kimkardashian #bodyshaming #celesteonellen. View Slideshow

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Next Lingerie Preview Is Sweet

Because there’s no better way to kick off another work week than with pictures of a bunch of hot models walking around in lingerie, here’s some shots from the Next Lingerie Spring 2015 collection preview show in London. Actually, I guess that’s not entirely true — it’d be a whole lot better if these models were walking around my mom’s basement instead of a London runway, but I’m trying to be more realistic these days. And everybody knows it’d be impossible to fit this many lingerie models in my mom’s basement. Hell, I’m still working on getting one down here. One step at a time. » view all 20 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Alba Still Makes An Awesome Stripper

In case you needed another reason to get excited for the Sin City sequel, they just released this promo shot of Jessica Alba ‘s character in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For . And even though I know it’s been almost 10 years since the first one and Jessica’s a MILF now (twice), after looking at this picture, I’d say she still makes a pretty great-looking stripper. I just hope they make the movie more realistic this time. I mean, what kind of stripper doesn’t actually take her clothes off? Talk about a major plot hole, right?

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Charlie Sheen Cast in Machete Sequel

Would you vote Charlie Sheen for President of the United States? Or perhaps this is a more realistic question: Would you watch a movie in which Charlie Sheen plays the President of the United States? Director Robert Rodriguez has cast the controversial actor in that exact role for the upcoming Machete sequel, Machete Kills , posting a photo of himself and Sheen on Twitter last night along with the announcement: Machete Kills will be a follow-up to the 2010 action thriller and once again star Jessica Alba as Sartana Rivera, along with Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez. Michelle Rodriguez and Amber Heard will also play (HOT!) roles. No release date has been announced for the sequel, but production gets underway next month.

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IKEA: Disneyland of China

Here's a slideshow of Chinese people using IKEA like we do a theme park: all hanging out, no buying. 500 Days Of Summer was even more realistic than I thought (ugh). Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment