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Stephen Baldwin Needs Your Donations, Right Now, Because of God

Until recently, the most cringe-inducing thing I had read in quite some time was The Onion’s new, spot-on article, “Sad Sack Purchases Screenwriting Software” (“Norgren, whose script ideas were literally too sad to print here, said he likes films with smart dialogue and characters who overcome obstacles”). Then, I stumbled across the website The Restoration of Stephen Baldwin .

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Stephen Baldwin Needs Your Donations, Right Now, Because of God

South Park Casualty Count: When Muhammad Met Blackface, Censorship and Mecha-Streisand

Last week, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker celebrated their 200th episode by inviting back every celebrity ever ridiculed in the series’ 14 seasons — and by taking the Prophet Muhammad hostage in a bear costume. Needless to say, the gag did not go over well with radical Muslims , who “warned” Stone and Parker that they could face a Theo van Gogh-style assassination for depicting Muhammad in such an insulting light. Little did the radical Muslims know, the show’s anniversary episode was actually a two-parter that continued with last night’s episode, “201.”

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On This Day: Introducing Jack Nicholson as Himself

Happy April 22, dear reader! Time to join Movieline on another breezy expedition through the historical arcana and milestones that helped shaped the pop culture you know and love today, when a pair of legends first graced the world while another began his long, televised goodbye.

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TV Bites: Another Day, Another CBS Project For Julie Chen

Is Avatar Star Sam Worthington Going To Be The Next James Bond?

The lead actor of Avatar, Sam Worthington, has been tipped to be the next 007 in the heat of the news that the 23rd Bond film has placed on indefinite hold. Worthington was tested for the James Bond role prior to Daniel Craig’s casting. The bookmaker William Hill has made the 33-year-old 5/2 favorite to take over the role if Daniel Craig will not return for his third installment in the series. However, Craig is expected to return as Bond for another film. The continued uncertainty regarding the future of the MGM studio had prompted Bond producers Michael Wilson and Barbara Broccoli to announce that work on the unwrapped film would halt. Is Avatar Star Sam Worthington Going To Be The Next James Bond? is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading →

Sophie Marceau Ass for the Necrophiliacs of the Day

Here is an almost erotic clip of Sophie Marceau’s Old Lady Ass, if you’re a necrophiliac and like your bitches to look like they are lying in a locker at the morgue before you have your way with them, something hard to introduce into sex on the first date, in a “come on baby, let me just paint your lips this shade of blue and you just lay there like you’re dead and let me have my way with you ok?”, that’s why I always just recommend really strong sedatives to my necrophiliac friends…. I’m not cultured or into other cultures, but french movies have offered some of the best real sex scenes in a movie, like this one called Baisse Moi that I jerked off to at least once, because there was actual penetration, in a movie that wasn’t considered porn, something that makes sense…It’s like why pretend to fuck when you should actually be fucking to make your role look a lot more authentic than the love scenes Hollywood likes to include in their movies…. Some other bitch was in the movie named Linett Hernandez Valdes, not to be confused with Juan Valdez, the Columbian “coffee farmer” cuz “coffee” is Columbia’s number one export in terms of hiding cocaine in the shipments….she showed tit, I like black chicks, especially when latina even though I’d expect more out of this AFROTINA since this was her first role…. By the way, the movie is called L’Homme de Chevet if you ever want to ignore it at the movie store or pretend you saw it to a bitch you want to impress….

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REVIEW: The Good, the Bad, the Weird Lousy for Viewers, Worse For Horses

What we commonly call genre films — westerns, romantic comedies, horror and action films — may have been born in Hollywood, but the great proof of their durability is that no one can claim ownership of them: They belong to everyone, to interpret and revitalize as they wish. That explains how a Korean filmmaker would be inspired to make his own version of an Italian western, which itself was inspired by Hollywood movies that mined America’s “Westward, ho!” mythology, a case of the American experience being reflected back at us through double mirrors. But Kim Jee-Woon’s The Good, the Bad, The Weird is no The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and it doesn’t so much build upon its namesake as climb over its back on its way to somewhere else. There’s no modesty in Kim’s movie, not even the false kind. It’s faux-Leone baloney.

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Glee’s Madonna Sequel: 5 Even Better Song Choices

I’ve tried to stop writing about Madonna and Glee for days (weeks) now, but Ryan Murphy’s at it again. According to EW , Glee is set to shoot a second Madonna-centric episode for next fall. To quote Madonna’s own “You Must Love Me”: “Where do we go… from here ?” Well, we have five more suggestions for the show’s second major Madonna outing.

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Scott Baio Loses It

Remember the innocent days when the stars of Charles of Charge just wanted to help you out with your bankruptcy ? I sure do after reading Scott Baio’s utterly batsh*t Twitter rants against… well, everybody . “My butt is getting itchy with all these trolls up in it,” he wrote this week during on ongoing tête-à-tête with the gang at Jezebel. “Adopt another cat or butt lick someone else. Envy must really suck.” Big Hollywood, here’s he comes. [ Jezebel via Videogum ]

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