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Jessica Simpson is Amazing of the Day

I like my bitches fat and drunk…at least at 3 am when they’ve done last call in the bar…cuz I know I’m gonna have my way with them…cuz that’s what being fat and drunk at 3 am is for…Desperation…. Unfortunately, When I see girls like this who are celebrities, the upside and opportunity knockin’ totally dwindles, you know since no celebrity would ever be willing to fuck me, no matter how many failed relationships and inability to get pregnant they have, you know cuz I’m no K-Fed…and have no patience to play up these cunts…and they have no patience for washed up, practically homeless dudes who smell like shit while spending their money…..but at least we can always have fantasy things would work out different for us…like by being choked out on her tit…or some shit… Here are the hot pics…cuz drunk fat bitches…anyway you cut it are porn…until you cum…then they are a challenge to get rid of them and never run into them with your friends…for fear of people finding out your stooped that low….only not so much when it is the Jessica Simpson version… I think I’m rambling.

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Megan Fox in a Vagina Hugging Dress of the Day

Wind helps light fabrics bunch up in cunts. Making the entire vagina parts enjoyed by some 90210 guy she stupidly married visible….something I am sure he was hoping happened to him by marrying Megan Fox in one of Hollywood’s great mysteries…. This is not one of those times…but it is still Megan Fox… That’s all.

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Megan Fox in a Vagina Hugging Dress of the Day

Jamie’s 30min meals ‘actually take an hour’

READERS roast

Sharks are circling Oz cinemas

JUST when you thought it was safe to go back in the cinema, not one but two home-grown shark films have begun to circle cinemas.

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Sharks are circling Oz cinemas

Shocker! Hills Douchebag Jason Wahler Busted Again

It’s official: Jason Wahler’s rap sheet now has more credits than his IMDb résumé. The reality-TV trainwreck best known for wooing Lauren Conrad during stints on Laguna…

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Destiny’s Child Still Not Reuniting Despite Tired Rumors

Hear the one about Destiny’s Child reuniting? Us, either. But that hasn’t stopped Camp Beyoncé from releasing not one but two emphatic statements denying the apparently…

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Beth Ostrosky, Howard Stern to Get Married This Weekend?

Beth Ostrosky, Howard Stern to Get Married This Weekend?Beth Ostrosky has a special place in the Howard Stern universe. While Beth Ostrosky is not one of the crazy characters on Stern's radio show, Beth Ostrosky is Howard Stern's girlfriend off the air. Beth Ostrosky has been with Stern for seven years, and now it appears Stern is actually ready to tie the knot with Beth Ostrosky, according to

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Kelly Clarkson Takes Pee Break During Concert

Filed under: American Idol Some people can hold it. Kelly Clarkson is not one of those people. Kelly was performing in Germany on Friday night when she mysteriously disappeared from the stage during a song. The band covered for her for a bit before she finally returned. She … Permalink

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"The Tale of Two Babies" the YouTube version!

This is courtesy of a new fan of this blog. Don’tcha just love the music?

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All hail the glory that is Sarah Palin.

I have been a little tough on Palin and her supporters lately. I hope this will smooth things over. You know the scary thing is that THIS is exactly how her followers see her. (H/T to the artist who created and e-mailed this image to me.)

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All hail the glory that is Sarah Palin.