Micaela Schafer is a fame whore from Germany, not unlike Hitler, who was also a fame whore from Germany, only Hitler’s Gimmick to get famous was fascist and to kill all the Jews, and really anyone who wasn’t white, while Micaela Schafer’s gimmick is just to kill any dignity she might have had if she remained a useless stripper or call girl no one knew existed, instead of being the red carpet novelty act showing her tits.. Well, her career has really taken off, and is now putting out calendars, and doing shoots like this with her friend, like a solid Playboy chick in the 90s, which is way out of style here, but Germans still love David Hasselhoff and take him seriously, that’s all I have to say about that. The post Micaela Schafer in Some Nude Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For those of you who don’t know…I am not a high school drop out…but I am someone who never got into Film School back in the 90s because my story was a bout a high powered exec and husband who falls takes an interest in a homeless person outside his office and eventually invites them to live with him as a charitable gesture…without realizing homeless people are crazy…only to get sucked into the homeless person life because he actually hates his upper middle class existence and in the process kills his wife, cuts her up and leaves her in garbage bags on the street corner in some drug rage…it was filled with hardcore graphic sex and good times…but in the 90s….they weren’t down…and said to myself…well I can’t make movies because I am a loser…but one day…thanks to humans being perverts…we will have mainstream movies with sex…and it’s happened a bunch of times…but this one that is at Cannes this year, which is the most intense of Film Fests…is just next fucking level…at least the movie posters are… The story of LOVE 3D according to IMDB: A sexual melodrama about a boy and a girl and another girl. It’s a love story, which celebrates sex in a joyous way. According to the Cannes festival: January the 1st, early morning. The telephone rings. Murphy wakes up next to his young wife and 2-year-old child. He listens to his voicemail: Electra’s mother, sick with worry, wants to know whether he has heard from her daughter. Electra’s been missing for a long time. She’s afraid something really bad has happened to her. Over the course of a long rainy day, Murphy finds himself alone in his apartment, reminiscing about the greatest love affair of his life, his two years with Electra. A burning passion full of promises, games, excesses and mistakes… Starring Aomi MUYOCK and Klara KRISTIN…. Featuring hipster bush, cock, and cum…it’s just a fucking win…and the direction both porn and mainstream should be taking… I’ve just divulged my secrets..good thing no one reads this site, except the guy who wrote 40 Year Old Virgin who stole some of my jokes…I bet he got into Film shcool… Here are the posters.. The post Sex in a Mainstream Movie at Cannes Has Dirty Posters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s the BRitney and Iggy video that I like to call two desperates leveraging each other, one to secure her place in the world to ensure not being a one hit wonder, when we know that girl was hit a lot of times from a lot of different people to get that hit song…because she’s a whore from Australia with a novelty act that suburbia like….and the other is Britney Spears, who is just some used up puppet that you can’t help but love because she’s a crazy person…that her family needs to keep earning… I guess this is some Samsung sponsored shit…because everything is an ad campaign…people getting paid…and idiots like us consuming it… The post Britney Spears and Some Fake Trash Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Normally, Movieline wouldn’t report on a music video by a novelty act called Kalup and Franco, but I regret to inform you that the “Franco” in this case is the Oscar-nominated, Oscar-ruining James Franco. In the first video from their new EP Turn It Up , Franco and his faithful drag-act friend Kalup Linzy use an innovative green-screen technique that reminds me of such revolutionary cinema as Prince’s “Raspberry Beret.” Now, Kalup is the true “star” of this clip, but the ethereal shots of Franco in the background may bewitch your mouth-breathing adolescent self.
a href=”/cms/u.php?u=70416″> Britney Spears was in a V magazine…unfortunately V doesn’t stand for gaping mom vagina puppet show…because if it did…maybe these pics would be interesting and not a depressing mess reminding me of what Britney Spears was before her thick neck trailer park bullshit bi-winning behavioral issues that stem from being exploited took over and made her a novelty act to like and support for old times…like a circus performer or some shit…boring and photoshopped to shit…you know in a way that Britney Spears wishes she looked like this….enjoy…
Katy Perry’s new album theme is pretty appropriate. This whole candy, milk and cookies, ice cream theme suits her tight dress wearing sloppy lookin gunt right. I hate this pig, I hate her novelty act, I hate her music, I hate her awkward dancing that is not hot no matter how hard she tries to make it hot, I think she’s a stain on the entertainment industry. I do however like the kid recording this clip, especially when he says shut up…it’s substantially more interesting and takes more skill than anything this cunt is doing in her performance…. All she has is good tits and I guess sometimes that’s enough…. To see the pictures follow this link GO
