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Jenna Jameson’s Sexy Bikini Good Times

Oh yeah, this is just what I needed to see first thing monday morning… Pictures of a pornstar hanging out in her bikini in a swimming pool. Here’s Jenna Jameson , trying to recapture the good old days when people still thought she was hot, frolicking in a pool with her massive douche of a husband. Didn’t he use her sexy body to beat up the refrigerator or something? I can’t remember, but I think there was some domestic violence thrown in this relationship somewhere. Anyhow, I’m no marriage counselor, but Jenna’s body is still pretty damn smoking and that’s all that really matters. Enjoy.

Sexy Miss Ireland Competition

I don’t know what the hell this old man on the bicycle is doing, but he’s the luckiest son of a bitch around. It looks to me like he’s being attacked by a gaggle of hot chicks in bikinis, but that doesn’t seem right. Poor guy just wants to go for a bike ride. Apparently this is how they determine the hottest chicks in Ireland…. I like it. Anytime you get a group of hotties in little bathing suits trying to win some sort of competition… You know you’ve got my attention. more pictures of the Miss Ireland competitors here

Karolina Kurkova In Her Sweet Poolside Attire

Here’s model Karolina Kurkova hanging out in her thigh high boots and silver dress looking all kinds of hot by the pool. I don’t know what the photoshoot is for, but it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that she’s hanging out with billionaire Richard Branson. I bet these aren’t for any kind of publicity at all, he probably just hired her for some shots to put up on his facebook page. Billionaires are the worst.

Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition

I’ve had a long day of blogging, mostly because I haven’t been this hungover in a long time, so I thought a good way to finish off the week would be with some shots of a bunch of hotties at the Miss USA pageant in their bikinis. It’s not making my head feel any better, but other parts of my anatomy are starting to wake up a little. I especially like the skinny blonde ones. Call me. more pictures from the Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition here

Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition

I’ve had a long day of blogging, mostly because I haven’t been this hungover in a long time, so I thought a good way to finish off the week would be with some shots of a bunch of hotties at the Miss USA pageant in their bikinis. It’s not making my head feel any better, but other parts of my anatomy are starting to wake up a little. I especially like the skinny blonde ones. Call me. more pictures from the Miss USA Bikini Preliminary Competition here

Miss California Bikini Contest

There really isn’t much in this world that I like more than a good old fashion bikini contest, so here are some pictures from the Miss California 2010 Pageant preliminaries. Fashion shows are pretty damn boring so as far as bikini contests go this isn’t exactly titillating, I mean there aren’t even any thongs or pools of jell-o or water pistols filled with baby oil

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Miss California Bikini Contest

Jenna Haze Bikini Pictures

Here’s pornstar Jenna Haze hanging out on the beach in her bikini showing off what a strict fitness routine of gang bangs and DPs will do to your physique. I don’t know why she’s not topless, she’s been seen in much less

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Jenna Haze Bikini Pictures

Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez And Miss USA Kristen Dalton

Here are Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez and Miss USA Kristen Dalton hanging out together on top of some building in New York City posing for what will quickly become a great lesbian fantasy mental picture of mine. It would have been better if they were in bikinis but I’ll take it. Miss Universe seems to be a bit of a prude all covered up like that, look at Miss USA all tarted up showing off some sweet American made cleavage

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Miss Universe Stefania Fernandez And Miss USA Kristen Dalton

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders In Bikinis

Here’s a little something for you sports fanatics: The Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders modelling Keva bikinis for Miami fashion week. Personally, I think the girl in the main picture is the only one who could be a real model, but I wouldn’t mind doing some nude cheers with the rest of them.

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Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders In Bikinis