Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling… The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed… Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there… #455222086 / gettyimages.com Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants #455228324 / gettyimages.com Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego #455233980 / gettyimages.com Russell and Sara Sampaio #455224092 / gettyimages.com Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her… #455223754 / gettyimages.com Russell and Karolina Kurkova #455212502 / gettyimages.com Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer #455221934 / gettyimages.com Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money #455205246 / gettyimages.com Candice wasn’t bad…. #455222862 / gettyimages.com But Martha Hunt was the best thing there… #455213390 / gettyimages.com Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight… #455232534 / gettyimages.com Josephine Skriver is good too… #455224056 / gettyimages.com So is Elsa Hosk… #455219334 / gettyimages.com Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials #455218934 / gettyimages.com
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Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day