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Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day

I don’t know why Sara Jean Underwood has decided to make a comeback…but she’s doing it aggressively. She disappeared for what must be 5 years, and the people who were jerking off to her when she was the 18 year old Playboy Playmate of the year, moved onto the hundreds of thousands of other girls who are just as hot if not hotter than her, but the nerds who fell in love with her when she was trying to go legit as a host of G4TV, the only show on TV that featured this site as a credible news source, proving they were doomed in terms of journalism from the start…just never gave up on her fake tits, that have been tainted by Ryan Seacrest, but likely purchased by Ryan Seacrest, when she spent those 5 months as one of his hookers…because in the event you don’t know Seacrest, motherfucker loves stupid clown tits… Anyway, she’s not doing Playboy, but she’s doing shoots…that aren’t naked enough for someone who is an aging playboy playmate, I’m assuming 30 or older…you know that should be porn…but since these are just preview pics for whatever this is…they could be porn…fingers crossed…I only want the best for a girl who’s pussy I’ve already seen, I’m loyal like that.. People Love Sara Jean Underwood Naked – So CLICK HERE to see her nude… The post Sara Jean Underwood Making Tea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day

Emily Ratjkowski was a the Entourage premiere, because she’s in the Entourage movie, pretty used properly by the Entourage producers on their cash grab to get the most that they can out of Entourage and 45 year old lame hollywood dudes on the escapades that people seem to enjoy, because they cast her as HERSELF…. As you know, all great actresses are cast as THEMSELVES…after sleeping with the production team and cast…. Fingers crossed that this is one of Emily Ratajkowski’s final appearances in film, because everyone knows, she’s just a set of tits… She’s not as hot as her tits, she’s not as talented or smart as an Alba, which isn’t saying much, I have a hard time seeing much of a future for her…but at least rich people will always be there to pay her for her time… Samantha Hoopes also there…stealing the show… Nina Agdal also there…because it was a Sports Illustrated reunion movie… Haley Joel Osment the Bruce Jenner No One Cared was a Bruce Jenner was also there… The post Emily Ratjkowski and Others at the Entourage Premiere of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Slutty for Yahoo! Style of the Day

After doing a bit of research on Ryan Seacrest, he’s rich as fuck, making 100s of millions of dollars a year, I can say with confidence, that he’s an egomaniac, who prey’s on girls with his money, girls like Julianne Hough, who managed to get him to go public with their deviant sex and drug filled relationship, because I guess they are both on TV and it was a good look for them, to distract the public from how sleazy they are… There is no way that this Dick Clark reincarnated, high energy freak, is not on a bunch of uppers, I mean how else would he grace the world with such quality content as the Kardashians…and by default, that means that Julianne Hough, a stripper who never was, was right there with him… I like to think this Yahoo Style shoot channels how Seacrest used to shower her with Semen…possible while getting fucked up the ass by a big black dude…because you know how these rich and powerful people are sexually…weird as fuck.. The post Julianne Hough Slutty for Yahoo! Style of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day

At the core of who I am, I am totally against 44 year old women, at least as sexual objects….or as a concept…. I feel like sex appeal ends at 30…so throw them into marriage and kids and all that other horrible shit… But in practice, the whole recently divorced, just want to slut out with no commitment, because they have been burned, and realize how shitty the “lie” they’ve been told all their lives is…can be hot… The having kids and a job, means no time to annoy the fuck out of any dude they are dating, because they did all that and it worked out horrible, so now they just want to fuck…. Not to mention their years of experience in a fucking maariage means that they have either explored to keep things exciting, or fantasized to keep things exciting when they masturbating, so they enter an affair with open mind and body… The unfortunate thing is that open body is sometimes too open, because the ease of entry of most household objects thanks to child birth, but if you get a good one, she does kegels, got her pussy sewed up after the kid, and hasn’t fucked forever thanks to marriage… Sure they are still in their 40s and their pussies may smell like an old folks home from the stagnant air no matter how many pairs of their daughters Lululemon pants their squeeze into.. and no matter how good they look in them….they are still old as fuck… But every once in a while, a top model like Helena Christensen, one of the OG Victoria’s Secret model comes along and reminds me that the only 44 year old women I really hate is the one I married…. Here are some pics of her topless for Madame Figaro… The post Helena Christensen is Topless for Madame Figaro of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day

As much as a joke Lindsay Lohan is or has been or has become in her career and/or personal life, I still believe she is a star, with star power, and a presence that lights up a room, and not only in a weird “she’s a fucking crazy person throwing the furniture” at people kind of light up the room, but good old fashioned, she had her soul sold to the entertainment industry by her parents, and is well trained and she has that “it factor”…it’s just been misused… I am a firm believer that she will end up winning an Academy award in her lifetime, she is Lindsay Lohan, and I am a believer… But I do find that while she figures shit out, this whole becoming an instagram fitness account the last 2 weeks, is pretty fucking entertaining, maybe even insane…and not just because her fitness pics are horribly shot, I mean hire a fucking photographer you’re Lindsay Lohan….I mean I’d do it for her for free if she still took my calls…this is a ghetto operation for a fucking celebrity. But I guess what it comes down to is that Lohan is insane….and this is just a new development in that insanity… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Fitness Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day

As far as I’m concerned, Julianne Hough, is a stripper who walked into the wrong audition and lucked out, but then again, I assume that any professional trained dancer, who plans on doing dance as a career, is going to end up as a stripper, unless she comes from a rich and connected family, or maybe dates a rich and connected guy like Ryan Seacrest… Here she is drunk at Coachella, too far gone to ever fall into sex work, she’s rich and connected and never going to be like so many professionally trained dancers before her… So until then, she’s the one who got away… CLICK HERE The post Julianne Hough Drunk at Coachella Weekend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Watch Wiz Khalifa’s Son Bash Give His First Interview On the Grammy Red Carpet

Watch Wiz Khalifa’s son talk to Ryan Seacrest on the 2015 Grammy Awards red carpet.

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Ryan Seacrest And His Bikini Clad Beards

So after getting a New Year’s Eve kiss from Miley Cyrus , now here’s Ryan Seacrest hanging out with a bunch of ridiculously hot bikini babes in St. Barts. (And surprise, he’s barely even paying attention to them.) Anyway, apparently being Seacrest’s beard is more than a one-woman job these days. Life just isn’t fair sometimes. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Aint Isht Friends: Justin Bieber Kicks His Desert-Thirsty Buddies Out His Home After Jewelry Heist

Justin has finally seen the light. Justin Bieber Kicks His Friends Out Of His House It’s about time Justin got rid of these dudes for good. We already know who took the jewelry and Justin knows too. According to TMZ Justin Instagrammed a few minutes ago, “Don’t listen to em. I still got all my jewelry.” Here’s the deal. Justin is lying to cover for his “friends.” A half hour later, he took the comment down. Let us assure you … the theft happened, and he kicked the Lils out of the house. Justin Bieber has finally had it … TMZ has learned Lil Twist and Lil Za are both persona non grata at his Calabasas mansion after expensive jewelry went missing. Sources connected to the Biebs tell TMZ … Justin was furious earlier this month when he discovered the jewelry and other items were nowhere to be found. Twist and Za had both been staying at the house and they had thrown several parties in Justin’s absence. We’re told Justin had no idea who stole the items, but blamed Twist and Za because it was on their watch. He ordered them out and our sources say both of them are PISSED. We’re told Justin has finally seen the light that he’s gotta change … or else. Justin just performed in Singapore (above) and actually showed up 15 minutes early, but not before he gave 30 tickets to kids from a local orphanage. Our sources say Justin is privately saying he knows he’s been on a bad path, and it seems at least for now he’s moving in the right direction. This isn’t the first time Justin has kicked his buddies out his home . We just hope he sticks to it this time….don’t want him to go completely batisht crazy like Amanda Bynes. Continue reading

In White Folks News: Simon Cowell Won’t Witness Baby’s Birth, Hints At Matrimony-dom With Knocked Up Girlfriend

Simon, what man doesn’t want to witness their child’s birth? Simon Cowell Hints He Will Marry Knocked Up Girlfriend It’s nice he wants to make it official after smashing the homie’s wife (side eye), just hope he hollers, “we want prenup.” If ‘ol girl betrayed her husband for him, karma can be a beyotch. According to US Weekly : Big life changes are ahead for Simon Cowell! As Us Weekly exclusively reported in July, the 53-year-old X Factor mentor is expecting his first child with girlfriend Lauren Silverman. In a Tuesday, Sept. 23 radio interview with Ryan Seacrest, Cowell opens up about the future plans he has for his family. “I genuinely never thought [me being a Dad] was going to happen,” Cowell admitted to Seacrest. “Partly because I was scared of who I was going to have kids with . . . [but] Lauren and I get along really well and once I got used to the idea I thought, ‘I think this is going to be very good.’” Cowell and NYC socialite Silverman, 36, began their relationship while she was still married to Cowell’s friend, Andrew Silverman. The estranged spouses, parents to son Adam, 7, settled their divorce Aug. 14 after 10 years of marriage. Cowell hinted to Seacrest that he will be marrying Silverman. “Let’s put it this way, I wouldn’t expect her to be a single mother,” he said. Silverman may, however, be on her own in the delivery room. When Seacrest asked if Cowell would witness his baby’s birth, the music mogul exclaimed, “Are you out of your mind?” “I know this sounds awful, but it’s like you don’t want to go in to the restaurant while they’re making your dinner,” Cowell said. “I think there are certain things you shouldn’t see and that is one of them. I’ll be very close by, but no [I won’t watch.]“ Though a source confirmed to Us earlier this month that Cowell is having a baby boy, the British star wouldn’t confirm the gender to Seacrest. He did refer to the baby as a boy, however, while sharing a story about how he plans to make sure his child has an English accent. “I said to Lauren, ‘What if I just play me on tape while the baby is sleeping so the baby can hear me and have a British accent,’” the former American Idol judge recalled. He jokingly added to Seacrest, “And his first words will be, ‘You’re absolutely useless!’” Good luck Simon. You’re gonna need it. Wenn Continue reading