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Sarah Snyder Slutty Bikini Porno of the Day

Sarah Snyder is some gutter instagram girl who all the streetwear losers are excited by, probably because she puts out content like this, and their nerd shoe collecting lameness can’t handle it…it’s set to their hip hop music they like so much…like thee 45 year old woman I saw running laps in the park….cuz hip hop is pop and zero cool…like your sneaker collecting you Hybebeasts losers… I know her as some random pussy that Jayden Smith compared his front hole with…and I guess she’s kinda hot while acting nice and subtle in this era of porn meeting the maintream…but if that was really the case…where is the anal scene? JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sarah Snyder Slutty Bikini Porno of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Rita Ora Lip Sync Battle But at the Thanksgiving Parade of the Day

The fact that this UK trash who fucked her way into America on some Kardashian’s dick, playing your sacred Thanksgiving Day advertising parade, is offensive in and of itself… The fact that she cam to America in efforts to be the next Rihanna and has been consistently everywhere, sometimes more places than one at the same time, because she’s so fucking eager she’s got some impersonators with the same doughy face injections on payroll showing up to these places…the body doubles….is bad enough… But now she’s desecrating the whole fucking Thanksgiving Tradition, when bitch doesn’t even know what thanksgiving is, by lip syncing at the event…FAKING IT…like she’s faked everything else about her…why is anyone surprised that shit like this happens…and why does anyone care…unless it’s an actual suicide, or murder, or sex tape, I’m not interested… Bitch Lip Syncing…hardly news…typical low level talent pretending to have talent while the world believes her cuz the world is some dumb fucks. Great tits…even though she looks like Thanksgiving Turkey. The post Rita Ora Lip Sync Battle But at the Thanksgiving Parade of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore… She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior… Here is the video…. Dance dance. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

Noah Cyrus is doing the hipster thing because she can. Her sister paved the way for her… So life as Miley Cyrus’s trans brother….and Billy Ray’s trans Daughter…may be less memorable than other Noahs, like Noah’s Ark, and Noah Wiley from ER Fame…but still young and trying to pave the way for ITSELF.. Being relevant and current using the same tactics Miley did…showing her post op / pre op body all wild and crazy…like she was a girl because she identifies as a girl all in her one piece, doing a PUSSY print, that may be a prosthetic pussy print they sell on Amazon..true story…I lost my Amazon Affiliate for making a tranny post. But the tactic I like best is covering her troll head in a mask, people are still doing this mascot furry thing I guess. It’s not just for college frat bros anymore..is it. Here she is with her tits out and her mom JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Lady Gaga Slutty for Magazines of the Day

The fact that Lady Gaga is still running her scam amazes me. It’s like every time a Nigerian scammer calls me a tells me that my ancestor has left me money I need to pay to get out of the country…I’m like “really, you’re still doing this Jamal”…. It’s fucking crazy that people, fans, stay so loyal to such dog shit ,you’d think they’d be as flimsy as her music, or her performances….uneventful trying so fucking hard…yet people are loyal…they stick to what they like, support what they know, don’t like change…and keep coming back to the abusiveness of Lady Gaga’s everything. She’s in Vogue because she’s an actress now, something I guess she’s always been and that requires no talent…something that is an easy transition and that will keep her working and in our faces for years to come….and the whole thing is unfortunate. Maybe more people need to do the Mac Miller…as sad as it may be to lose people when you still like them, at least we don’t have to keep seeing them when we hate the fuck out of them. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Lady Gaga Slutty for Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Kaia Gerber Racy at Fashion Week of the Day

I find it interesting that we live in a world where brands use a fucking 16 year old, an underage girl, who you can’t have sex with without getting arrested, in their campaigns or projects, in this era of everyone being fucking uptight…it should be illegal.. Why is Kaia Gerber a fucking model, and why would her mom put her into this at a young age to teach her spoiled ass work ethic.. It’s some cushy, spoiled and entitled industry that doesn’t involve hard work…especially when your mom is Cindy Crawford. If this was anything more than perversion meeting ego of a stage mom and her narcissism, and was about teaching her girl about life, she’d be working at the fucking Dairy Queen in Malibu if there is one. Instead it’s about greed, whoring out, getting paid, and keeping your reign… The whole thing is insane and could have waited until she was 18, we don’t need this underage shit anywhere…to sell product. It’s weird. Here she is in MUSKOKA CANADA JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kaia Gerber Racy at Fashion Week of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day

Earlier today, probably 10 minutes ago, I wrote a post on Christina Aguilera ….how I was a firm believer that Christina with her more talent and better body that Britney…and with her earlier to adopt slutty behavior, unless you consider 16 year old Britney School Girl Humping in her first video slutty, was a better fuck and more interesting than Britney.. But X-Tina got fat, Britney went crazy, got adopted by her parents and put to work, while having no access to her money..and LOOK at her now… Hot as fuck for an old bitch in a bikini…..because Britney may not be the better singer in her Disney Kid Rivalry…but as it turns out…she’s genetically better to look at…and that alone is what we care about… So I’ll leave you with Britney…in bikini…Looking amazing…even for an old bitch…the way I like my Southern medicated dancing and singing whores… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Britney Spears Slutty Bikini Selfies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day

Sara Sampaio is a Victoria’s Secret model who dates billionaires and who isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000 people, all fishermen, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know the Victoria’s Secret people make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop panties… What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because a magazine she posed nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue… Which isn’t even interesting…..these were the pics she whined about…. She’s just bullshit clickbait for social media, like all these girls are, the more hits they get on social media…the more they get paid by the evil brand that created her…but she’s in a bikini..lookin’ good I guess…I mean she dates billionaires….as these models do….. Living that good travel life or something…. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Sara Sampaio Costa Rica Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Madison Beer wants to show you the damage she’s got from being whored out by her mom at a young age on YOUTUBE before being whored out at her own volition to the media and Paparazzi in trying to make that legit career that people are getting from YOUTUBE fame thanks to the general public being fucking idiots who are obsessed with clickbait, memes and young girls showing their tits… Not that Cameltoe means big pussy, I mean it did with my lunch monitor who had 4 kids back in high school, frontal wedgie is what we called them back then….but when young girls have them….especailly skinny girls…it’s just the pants are tight, the lips are juicy…and showing off the pussy cleavage in style…any girl, thanks to their design can have one of these….and how many fingers or fists you can squeeze into them…doesn’t change how aggressive that cameltoe is…but it’s nice to pretend it’s from being banged out hard….real nice. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madison Beer Fat Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Colostomy Bag Pole Dancer of the Day

This is my kind of empowering, you know because the world needs more handi-capable things….don’t let your disability, health issue, thing that makes you different that you’d normally be ashamed of get in the way of getting half naked. This pole dancer named Chloe Wilson, was told by her nurse that she would never wear a bikini, like I was told by my high school teacher that I would never make it, only I lived up to the expectations, or no expectations people had for me, while this Chloe Wilson said fuck it…I’m going to show her that STOMA bags can be hot, that some people even have STOMA bag fetishes, and even if some people find colostomy bags gross, they have to remember that it means no feces getting in the way of ass licking, so that we are all designed for stoma bag erotica…like who cares where the waste product goes…as long as it’s not on my dick…or face…keep it off to the side in a bag…the only weirdness happens when you try to stick your dick in the stoma. POINT BEING…I am all for empowering women who would normally be too shy to get half naked – getting half naked…because half naked is wonderful…don’t let rashes, skin disorders, etc getting in the fucking way. She is not this Chloe Wilson….who you can see HERE …but this Chloe Wilson, aspiring social media girl is good. The post Colostomy Bag Pole Dancer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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