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Jennifer Hawkins Gorgeous Bikini Pictures

I post a lot of pictures of busty British chicks like Katie Price or Amy Childs , mostly because they like to get hammered and stumble around in trashy little outfits, but I thought I’d mix it up a bit a give you guys a good look at an Australian beauty this time. Here’s former Miss Universe and current hot piece of ass, Jennifer Hawkins , doing a little bikini modeling on some beautiful beach somewhere. Nicely done lady.

Lindsay Lohan Hides The Tasty Front Meat

Now that Lindsay Lohan is possibly free and clear on the whole going back to jail crap she was going through, again, it’s nice to see her out and about trying to look normal. Here she is walking the streets the other day in a boring jeans and flannel shirt and swollen old lady face combination. Not great. My favorite picture is the shot with the chick in the background hiding her face with a shopping bag. Awesome. Even complete nobodies don’t want to be seen or associated with Lindsay Lohan in any way. Smart move.

Hilary Duff: Hottest Pregnant Woman Ever

It looks like Hilary Duff is at it again, messing with my mind about whether or not pregnant women can be sexy. My heart says it’s impossible, but this erection says otherwise. Here she is out doing a little shopping in what look like amazing rubber or leather pants and high heels. Whatever it is she looks incredible, like a normal woman, not one that’s got another human being inside her. I’m so confused. I want to make jokes about her getting all fat and swollen like she’s had a strange allergic reaction, but I can’t. She’s frickin’ hot! more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Lindsay Lohan’s Long Freckled Legs

I’ve been hearing a lot of chatter about Lindsay Lohan getting into trouble again for violating her parole and possibly heading back to jail or some crap like that. Poor thing, just when she gets her life back on track. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Anyhow, here she is showing off her long freckled legs in some trashy booty cut-offs over the weekend. Not bad I guess. I mean, I spend so much time staring at her fat freckled chesticles that I barely even notice the legs. Well done. Good luck in jail princess. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Katie Price Is Pretty Much Naked

I love that Katie Price has gone back to her trashy old antics of getting all tarted up in hooker costumes and heading out on the town for boozy, half naked good times. She just seems like so much fun. Here she is out over the weekend partying in a weird and sexy see through short shorts jumpsuit thingy, I don’t know what you want to call it, but I think it’s great. It’s kinda hot that she’s got to take that whole thing off if she wants to go to the washroom. Girls are silly.

Geri Halliwell Has Still Got The Goods

I’m not sure I would consider these the hottest pictures I’ve ever seen of former Spice Girl Geri Halliwell , she used to wear some hot cheesy latex outfits back in the nineties, but for a woman her age she’s held together pretty nicely. Here she is walking through Heathrow airport in her sexy little Spice Girl dress and knee high socks giving me a pretty decent nostalgia chub. Well done lady. I’d still hit it.

Aly Michalka Drops Some Tanned Cleavage

After the shots I had earlier of Lindsay Lohan’s weird swollen botoxed twenty-something year old face, I needed some fresh-ish faced talent to cleanse my palette so to speak. Here’s Aly Michalka , I can’t remember who she is either, at some premiere last night showing off a respectable amount of tanned cleavage. Not a weird Lohan freckle in sight. I don’t know how old she is, I’m guessing thirty, I can’t tell anymore, but she’s blond and she’s got a pretty awesome body on her and that’s good enough for this guys. Enjoy.

Stacy Keibler & Torrie Wilson Bikini Twit Pics

I really love those nerds who invented Twitter , not because of all the social media crap and changing the world by helping out in middle eastern uprising or anything like that, but because hot chicks who need a lot of attention now have a place to show off their tight bikini bodies to complete strangers. Thank you. Here are Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson showing off their hotness with team of sexy friends while on vacation somewhere that seems to be filled with hot chicks in bathing suits. Where can I buy a ticket and are swimsuits optional?

Lindsay Lohan’s Face Looks Botoxed

I used to like posting pictures of Lindsay Lohan showing off her legs, I also used to like climbing the rope in gym class, but they don’t like when adults do that kind of thing anymore. Things change I guess and so does Lindsay’s face apparently. I don’t know if she’s been prematurely hitting the botox, but she’s starting to look like a bit of a cougar, which isn’t cool considering she’s only in her mid twenties. And I love cougars. If it weren’t for those freckly legs of hers I’d hardly recognize her. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

Sophie Monk Drops Some Tasty Cleavage

I don’t think I have to tell any of you about the internet crush I’ve got on jobless hottie Sophie Monk , you’ve pretended to read the site so you know where we stand, but when she walks around like this I can’t control myself. She’s not doing anything special, but that gorgeous tanned cleavage just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy down there in my no-no place. Not that it takes a whole lot, a bumpy ride on the bus kinda has the same effect. Still hot.