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Zooey Deschanel Attempts A Cleavage Shot

Posted on October 12, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t normally consider Zooey Deschanel one of Hollywood’s hottest young talents, she’s kind of quirky in that annoying hipster way, but she’s got a new show and she might be on the verge of some sort of breakthrough so I thought I’d give her a chance. Besides, she’s wearing kind of a sexy dress and making a half decent attempt at dropping some cleavage so why not? I think she needs to talk to Paris Hilton and find out where she can get one of those magical bras that make skinny girls busty …. For the good of the show.

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Jessica Simpson Looks Alright I Guess

Posted on October 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In the recent battle of the bulge between Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera , I’ve got to say that I think Christina wins this one hands down. Her new extra large physique is just disgusting enough to propel her to victory. Jessica on the other hand is looking pretty damn good in these shots I’ve got of her out the other night. Although, she’s covering up all the soft spots, but I think that’s better than stuffing herself into an inappropriately tight stripper outfit. I’d have to see them side by side in a couple of bikinis to really judge this one correctly. Make it happen girls.

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Holly Madison’s Big Oktoberfest Jugs

Posted on October 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess it’s supposed to be Oktoberfest or something, I thought that was in late September, and Holly Madison was invited to bring her golden locks and big Playboy breasts to some German themed restaurant in Las Vegas over the weekend. That seems about right. Anyhow, it looks like she was there to tap a keg or something. I’d like to tap her keg if you know what I mean….. I want to hump her, that’s what I mean. more pictures of Holly Madison here

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2012 Hooters Calendar Worldwide Release Party

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’m a little disappointed with these pictures, I mean they’re supposed to be shots from the Hooters Calendar 2012 worldwide release party, but all I’m seeing are some half decent looking chicks with awesome bodies who couldn’t get in to Playboy holding up pictures. This might ass well be a car show or a cardboard convention. Where are the busty hottie in stupid looking orange short shorts? Isn’t that your thing? And where the hell are those hot wings I ordered?

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Rachelle Leah Rocks The Short Shorts

Posted on October 7, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alright, another adequate week of celebrity blogging is behind me and it’s just about that time again, the time when I pour large amounts of gin into my belly, but before I go I’m going to share one last hottie with you. Her name is Rachelle Leah , she’s a former UFC octagon girl and she looks really good in short shorts. Actually, I think she looks even better in that tiny jean skirt. Awesome. When is someone going to figure out how to make pictures like this in 3D? I think it’s about time. Get on it nerds and get back to me.

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Anna Kournikova’s Backhand Needs Work

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As far as Anna Kournikova pictures go, these are pretty terrible. Not only is she covering up all the good parts of her tight little former tennis hottie body, but pictures playing ping pong? Come on. I’m guessing that, like her tennis career, she didn’t win…. Unless she paired up with someone who carried her to victory.

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Naya Rivera Gets Hot In Her Undies For FHM

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

For those of you out there who’s girlfriends keep your testicles in their purse and are forced to watch things like Property Virgins and Toddlers & Tiaras , you’ll probably recognize this chick from Glee , Naya Rivera , on the cover of FHM magazine. I’ve never seen the show, but this chick is smoking hot. What the hell? She just snuck up on me. If I thought that they’d show her walking around looking this hot on the show I might consider watching. She’s hot and she’s in her undies. Amaze.

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Ali Larter’s Nipples Ride Low

Posted on October 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when I thought that Ali Larter was making an impressive comeback after squeezing a human being out of her lady business, this crap shows up. Here’s the on-again-off-again hottie walking the streets yesterday with some not so impressive low hanging nipples. Not cool lady. I’ve seen a few breasts in my life, not normally up close and personal, but I’m pretty sure that this is not where the nipples go. Someone needs to reign those bad boys in before this gets out of hand.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Black & White Cleavage

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess before Lindsay Lohan took off galavanting around Europe in her sexy outfits, she did this Terry Richardson photoshoot. I don’t know much about him, but I’m guessing he’s the guy in the pictures who looks like he might lure you into his van with a puppy. I don’t know much about photography, other than everything looks better in black and white, but I know breasts and Lindsay’s are looking awesome. A close up of cleavage with a monkey bottle cap squeezed in it… It doesn’t take a genius to know that’s going to work. #ishouldbeaphotographer

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Ashley Tisdale’s Tight Body Did Something

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what Ashley Tisdale’s face has been up to, apparently not perfecting her supermodel poses, but her body has been hard at work looking really good lately. Here it is at the crappy Footloose premiere the other night looking like one of those classy strippers who walk around looking really good, but never seem to get completely naked. I hate those teases, they must be sleeping with the owner. Anyhow, Ashley would be one of those chicks for sure. There’s still time. more pictures of Ashley Tisdale here

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