Tag Archives: star news

Abigail Clancy Is Too Damn Hot

Posted on October 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m going to have to assume that these shots of British beauty Abigail Clancy are from the Pride of Britain Awards that were held the other day, she definitely makes Britain proud. I’m only assuming that because why else would a bunch of hotties like Abigail and Cheryl Tweedy be invited to the same party unless it was one of those amazing prime minister of Italy Silvio Berlusconi Bunga Bunga parties I’ve heard so much about. I really need to get invited to one of those things. Mi chiamano.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Anne Hathaway’s Pasty White Legs

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I haven’t really been able to figure out what the deal is with Anne Hathaway . I mean, isn’t she supposed to be hot? I’m sure I’ve seen pictures of her looking really sexy…. Somewhere. So why is she wearing this stupid looking outfit? Maybe her problem is that she thinks she’s TOO hot. Like how supermodels think they’re so hot they can wear pretty much anything they want and still look good. Ya, they’re frickin’ supermodels, they’re gorgeous. Anne played a princess once in a kids movie. Big deal.      

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

Rihanna Gets Down A Dirty For Me

Posted on October 4, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love Rihanna as much as the next guy, she’s one of my hottest internet girlfriends, but I’m getting a little bored with shots of her shaking it during her concerts. Sure it’s nice to see her gyrating around in a sexual manner in flashy little costumes, but she’s becoming a one trick pony. I think it’s time she mixes it up a little, throw in a stripper pole or a couple of Thai prostitutes,…. Something along those lines. Maybe I’ve just become so desensitized to the whole thing that I don’t even notice it anymore, like homeless people or fat chicks.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Jessica Jane Clement Is Just Perfect

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s getting pretty close to that time of year again, when all kinds of hotties from around the world start to release their sexy calendars. I like it. Here is just a taste of what we can expect from Jessica Jane Clement’s 2012 calendar. I know these are just a sneak peek, but from what I can see it’s going to be a pretty awesome year. Not only is the girl extremely talented when it comes to filling out a bikini, I can’t think of anyone who does it better right now, but her face is pretty damn gorgeous too. If she didn’t have a gag reflex, she’d be a triple threat. I love her.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , ,

Jaime Pressly Shows Off Her Big Chesticles

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve got to say that I’ve been really impressed with Jaime Pressly that last few times I’ve had her on the sire. She’s not exactly a young Hollywood starlet and she still looks pretty damn awesome. I don’t know if she’s got a new TV show or movie coming out or what, but clearly she’s been hitting the gym. More importantly she decided that it was a good idea to head out on the town in a stupid looking hat and a nice see through top. I keep forgetting she’s got such perfect funbags. Keep up the good work.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , ,

Adriana Lima Topless Lingerie Pictures

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Just when you think that Adriana Lima can’t get any hotter, along come these pictures of her looking unreal for the latest Victoria’s Secret lingerie line. How could you not love a woman who’s willing to pose topless in some sexy underwear holding a puppy? I bet someone would pay a decent amount of money on eBay to adopt that thing. I know I would, we’d cuddle in front of the television, take baths together and make sweet sweet love. Wait, did you think I was talking about the dog? Why the hell would I want to adopt a tiny dog like that? It’s a rat in a dog suit. There are a lot of lonely supermodels out there in need of adoption. more pictures of Adriana Lima here

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , ,

Maria Menounos In Her Sexy Short Shorts

Posted on September 30, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m a weak man, a couple of pictures of Maria Menounos hanging out in some short shorts and I’m all over it. I don’t know where she is or what she’s doing, but the woman is absolutely perfect. She’s not even wearing a bikini and I’m in love with her. She’s hot, she’s greek-ish, and she’s all mine. Alright, so that last part was a complete lie. Like saying you like the show Whitney . Come on. Anyhow, Maria and I should spend some quality time getting to know each other over erotic massages. Me first.

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , ,

Sofia Vergara’s Legs Need Some Attention Too

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I write a lot of posts about latina super MILF Sofia Vergara’s beautiful breasts, if you’ve seen five minutes of her TV show you’d know why, they’re always jiggling around in high definition. But these pictures made me realize that she’s actually got a decent pair of legs on her as well and they deserve a little attention. Here they are walking around town. Alright, that should do it, now let’s get back to those perfect breasts of hers. I think those things should get their own show, a spin-off. Thirty minutes of Sofia and her breasts jogging in high definition. I’d watch. more pictures of Sofia Vergara here

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , ,

Hilary Duff’s Disappointing Birthday Suit

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently it was Hilary Duff’s birthday yesterday, my assistant better have sent her that cheese plate this year or she’s fired, and she celebrated with a nice breakfast with her sister Haylie*. You would think that a celebrity hottie out celebrating her birthday might take some time to dress up in a nice outfit or something, it’s her special day after all… You’d be wrong. Birthday or no birthday, there’s no excuse for that silly looking douche hat. What’s the deal, is she pregnant or not? *Not pictured because nobody cares about Haylie Duff. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , ,

Rhian Sugden Is One Hell Of A Woman

Posted on September 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG! I think I’m in love with this incredible specimen. Her name is Rhian Sugden , she wears a lot of make up, her hair probably isn’t naturally bleach blond, she’s got two incredible man-made “talents” and she’s not afraid to hang out in some bathing suits they keep in a special section for pornstars and strippers. She’s perfect. I want to curl up on the couch with her, watch a few good Wynona Ryder movies and do rotten rotten things to her sexually. Call me or Twitter me… Please!

→ Leave a comment

Posted in Celebrities, Hot Stuff

Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , ,