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Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day

I didn’t really watch this brand video for a clothing company I’ve never heard of…because I am a busy man…busy doing useless shit like looking for the next post, hoping it is better than this smut…but busy nevertheless…some people chase the high, I chase doing the bare minimum so I can go back to bed and nap…. That said, it is set to a song one of the hottest strippers I fell in love with when I was 19 used to dance to….it was her slow song, or as I called it, the song I saw her pussy…her name was Gabrielle, she probably got deported, which serves her right for taking my 19 year old money, without actually fucking me…all this to say Gabrielle taught me a lot about women… And I guess in a lot of ways Hailey Cluason perpetuated those things. When she was 17 she booked Urban Outfitters campaign, where she was slutty, because she is a slut, only to sue Urban Outfitters for making her look like a slut while underage, despite being a slut, only to get a cash settlement, for being a slut…and getting her name in the media allowing her to maintain her slut lifestyle…and a few years later, she’s still getting paid to be a slut… Funny how these things work out…for sluts. The post Hailey Clauson for Stone Cold Fox of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Petra Nemcova Not Retouched for Ultimo Lingerie of the Day

Petra Nemcova is a Czech model who must be in her late 40s, because I feel like she’s been around forever. She’s been part of every underwear campaign the last 2 decades, from Victoria’s Secret, to La Perla, to Victoria’s secret, to whatever the fuck Ultimo is…and she probably booked the work, because she’s tall…And unlike other Czech Girls, she didn’t have to work in the sex trade because they are hot and more affordable than American porn chicks, because Czech girls are always willing to fuck on camera for money….at least it seems that way if you watch porn…and they are the only hot ones doing it…but she’s still getting half naked for fashion… I think the most interesting thing about this babe, is not that she’s a babe who doesn’t need to be retouched, you know since that’s the whole fucking point of using models and not fat actors as spokespeople to push the brand, the whole retouching thing makes no fucking sense…but it is that she survived the Tsunami…and that’s a pretty gangster thing to survive…and thank god she survived, so that we can stare.

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Selena Gomez is Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

Selena Gomez was seen leaving Chateau Marmont in a throwback paparazzi style set that reminds me of the days when paparazzi matter…busting a girl being bad and I like bad girls…or at least telling girls they are bad…and that I need to punish them…because it turns them on…but now things are so saturated, it’s just boring, but the homeless people in the background is awesome…but homeless people are always awesome, not just when they are in paparazzi pics…but always thanks to giving a fuck you to society…good times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Adriana Lima’s Swimsuit Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s a little too much Adriana Lima spilling out of her bikini, all fat and too old to be wearing bikinis, yet she’s still getting paid a ton of money to wear bikinis, in what you would think is more of a comedy routine, mocking swimsuit models..like it was a viral video, than actually being swimsuit models…but she’s Adriana Lima…definitely into the whole fading out, rather than bowing out…and I’m totally into… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am. Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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‘Doctor Who’: 6 Burning Questions For ‘Deep Breath’

We’re still getting over the “Doctor Who” season premiere, “Deep Breath,” but we’ve also got six incredibly burning questions this series needs to answer.

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Helen Flanagan Does NUTS Good

I’m still getting used to the idea that Helen Flanagan went from being my favorite busty blonde to my new favorite busty redhead , but luckily this red-hot photoshoot she just did for the latest issue of Nuts is helping to make the transition a whole lot easier on me. In fact, I think 2-3 more sets of lingerie pictures like this and I’ll be okay with it. Actually, better make that 10-15. You know, just to be safe.

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TV Nudity Report: Ray Donovan, The White Queen, Strike Back [PICS]

The Showtime series Ray Donovan has never been busting at the seams with nudity, but the skin is back this week with another boob shot from Brooke Smith . You may remember Brooke for being the very well-lotioned girl down the well in Silence of the Lambs . Well she’s still getting the hose! The White Queen also returned to the nudity fold with another look at the crown jewels on Rebecca Ferguson . Finally Strike Back gave up a killer lesbian scene between Catherine Walker and Alexis Peterman . We say killer because both babes are topless and Alexis winds up dead. But hey, what a way to go! See pics after the jump!

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Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

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Topless Guy Rocks The Dancefloor of the Day

This dude is one of the coolest guys on the internet right now… I can almost relate to his hustle, because so many times I have been at the club and I’ve found myself watching girls twerk, only to press myself up to them with a boner, for a cheap thrill, and a little grind…I figure 1 out of every 100 you do that too will be too drunk to realize you’re disgustingly fat..and next thing you know you’re fingering the bitch on the dance floor, like God intended you to do…it’s a numbers game, cast that net, cuz eventually one will stick…at least that’s what you hope. I’ve never done it topless, but I should, it makes it way more hilarious.

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