Here’s everyone’s favorite teenage cougar Kylie Jenner doing another photoshoot, and I know this girl just turned 18 a couple months ago, but if I didn’t know better, I’d say she already looks like she’s going on 40. Anyway, I know Kylie’s trying really hard to be taken seriously as a real model these days, but maybe she’s just not going after the right companies. I wonder if Depends is looking for a new spokesmodel… It’s worth a shot. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve been really impressed by Chloe Grace Moretz lately. Not just because of the bikini and leg shows she’s been putting on, but because of the way she’s made sure to coordinate with the paps so they’re around to get the pictures. It’s an important skill for any up-and-coming hottie to master if they want to be taken seriously in the business. Photos: PacificCoastNews
I guess James Franco put together a comedy show or event where he had his Bar Mitzvah because I guess he’s either not Jewish, or not Bar Mitzvahed and the only way for him to be taken seriously in Hollywood is for him to follow through with his religion and commit… In making a spectacle, mocking the Jewish Tradition of a boy becoming a man, and not through hookers the way your white trash dad did it, but rather by reading some scripture and earning 10s of thousands of dollars, in some of the most over the top setting…..Franco decided to get Funny or Die to Sponsor it and have random guests and performers that I know nothing about, but Miley was there and she wore a thong…and her young ass, despite being in leggings, is starting to look sloppy, like it is melting off her, because girl’s not 18 anymore…but still exists…still does slutty enough for me to stare…while really not caring…she’s supposed to be naked… The post Miley Cyrus Ass for the Israel Palestine Crisis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Traditionally, us journalists aren’t exactly known for our looks — and yes, I’m counting myself as a journalist. Stop laughing. Anyway, that’s all about to change after these pictures of Spanish reporter Sara Carbonero wearing one awesomely see-through shirt at the launch of her new book “Being A Woman” in Madrid. If Sara really wants to be taken seriously as a professional hottie though, next time she should forget to wear a bra underneath, but I’ll let it slide this time. It’s a classic rookie mistake. Photos: WENN.com
Traditionally, us journalists aren’t exactly known for our looks — and yes, I’m counting myself as a journalist. Stop laughing. Anyway, that’s all about to change after these pictures of Spanish reporter Sara Carbonero wearing one awesomely see-through shirt at the launch of her new book “Being A Woman” in Madrid. If Sara really wants to be taken seriously as a professional hottie though, next time she should forget to wear a bra underneath, but I’ll let it slide this time. It’s a classic rookie mistake. Photos: WENN.com
I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping… Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10…. They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…
Recently married, probably for citizenship, Alexa Vega, decided to show the world, and by world I mean Robert Rodriguez, the only person who hires her….her new fit body in a pair of leggings looking short and stumpy, but firm and fit…which luckily is the direction all these girls are taking…from X-Tina to Iza Goulart and other models…because fat is unhealthy, irresponsible, and should never be celebrated….ever…not even at an competitive eating event….not even for weirdos with BBW fetishes…that shit is poison..kill it…
So this is the story: Sarah was witnessed pushing the man away, and screamed, “Don’t touch me there!” Her security immediately stepped in to question the fan, and then passed the matter over to local police. After the incident, security removed Sarah from the venue via a rear door. This is her Publicist’s answer to her fans: Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn't get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan — Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) February 20, 2014 My opinion is that this girl is a little confused. Two days ago she’s producing FURRIES EROTICA…in Australia like some kind of fetish porn star….and then she’s all mad cuz she got her tit grabbed… I guess her mentor and co-star in her TV show hasn’t taught her all aspects of being a casting couch hooker in order to be an actress….you know it’s all part of the job…you know she probably got the “show tits to get noticed”…she probably got the “flirt with producers and money”…but the whole let fans touch you for a cheap thrill was skipped because she’s a big star and doesn’t need to deal with commoners.. Actresses are whores and puppets who we make relevant, and in that, they sign off their rights to not be grabbed and fondled…It’s the legitimate “she was wearing a short skirt’…excuse.. The fact is that if I was there, I wouldn’t gone for her vag.
Gigi Hadid is a young Guess model from Malibu, who you can assume is a rich kid, who I can assume understands basic marketing that when you have something solid like a Guess Campaign and more importantly being a Sports Illustrated Rookie, which to the average person with any level of taste wouldn’t really care about or even notice…since SI is for poor white people…but that I guess is getting her a fan base that makes for perfect time to show her tits for fashion in V Magazine…in efforts to be taken more seriously as a model, or maybe to just to put herself out there, tits first, as models do, and I am not complaining…young model tits are my business..I need them to go on…even when their name is Gigi like some Jewish Grandmother in Florida at Bingo I tried to fuck my way into her will years ago…Gigi..like some kind of Vaudeville or burlesque act at the local stripclub…I don’t get how anyone can go by that name and be taken seriously…but I guess…Tits…is all that matters…TITS. To see all the Sports Illustrated Shit CLICK HERE
Justin Bieber took home the first-ever Milestone Award at the 2013 Billboard Music Awards last night. He then stirred up some controversy with his acceptance speech. After simply standing at the mic and soaking in the applause, Bieber went on to say he’s only 19 years old and “I think I’m doing a pretty good job.” Then, clearly referring to such recent controversies at alleging spitting on his neighbor , Justin went on to say focus should be on his “craft,” not his actions. “This is not a gimmick,” he added. “I’m an artist and I should be taken seriously and all this other bull should not be spoken of.” Watch now and also determine: Is Bieber being booed? Justin Bieber Milestone Award Speech Justin also took to the stage twice. He sang a duet of #thatpower with will.i.am and a rendition of “Take You.” Watch both below: Justin Bieber and will.i.am – “That Power” (Billboard Music Awards)) Justin Bieber – “Take You” (Billboard Music Awards)
