There are word combinations you never expect to type, and then there’s “Lena Dunham Debuts Boob Tattoo Inspired By Rihanna.” You might be tempted to decry such a headline as that “fake news” you keep hearing about: A bald-faced attempt to highlight the more ridiculous aspects of Millennial culture in an effort to work the #MAGA crowd into a greater fury than anti-incest laws and every second of this year’s Oscars combined. But we assure you, this is no alt-right Pepe-ganda (though we are in the process of developing tastes for Tolstoy and straight Stoli in order to make nice with our future overlords), and the self-proclaimed Voice of Her Generation really did copy RiRi’s underboob ink . Lena posted the pic above today, along with a caption that reads: “Thank you @trinegrimm for my warrior’s chest plate/tit chandelier. This is my first original piece by a female tattoo artist and it felt sacred and cool and she didn’t chide me for copying @badgalriri’s placement. “If you’re ever in Oslo, go meet this metal queen and let her handle your body.” Look, we’re gonna go ahead and play Dunham’s advocate here. For starters, we’re willing to giver her a pass on a lot of things this week, as “American Bitch” might have been Girls’ strongest episode to date, and it actually addressed a topical issue in a unique way. (It might have worked better as a standalone project, but that’s a discussion for another time.) On top of that – we’ve been there. We’ll admit to seeing a celebrity rock a certain look and (perhaps during a tipsy online shopping spree) deciding to give it a shot ourselves. There was a time when Johnny Depp was cool enough to make male fashion scarves cool, and like other tragedies throughout history, we shouldn’t bury it simply because we can’t make sense of it. So Lena saw Rihanna rocking some boob-bunting and figured she’d try to pull it off, too. As long as she doesn’t start taking racy blunt smoke selfies and using the word “pon,” we can chalk this up to loving emulation and not Single White Female-esque imitation. Besides, if this is the worst thing Lena Dunham did this week, then it was really a hell of a week. It’s not like she publicly wished she had an abortion or attempted to convince the world that her cellulite is a global feminist issue . Lena is like Trump: If seven days go by and she doesn’t make us seriously doubt our mental health or wonder if we’re living in the Upside-Down like Barb, we kinda feel like we owe her a thank you letter. We’d like to tell you that we’ll one day write an article about Lena without comparing her to Trump, but the #FakeNews has gone far enough, dammit!
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Olympia Valance is some Australian model who is in some Australian TV show that has been on for fucking ever and that has created many stars like Kylie Minogue…back in the 80s…who actually looks better than this Olympia Valance chick who did a photoshoot and the assistant did a great time covering up her tits…tits that look way too fucking natural, even for me, someone who is into natural tits, because they remind me of my chubby first girlfriend all sloppy and heart breaking…where it all went wrong…and created the motherfucker you see today… TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE The post Olympia Valance Tits While Changing of th eDay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sarah Hyland is the cuter one from Modern Family, because she’s not a fucking attention seeking monster spilling out of all her clothes – as some kind of protest for being raised in network tv…because Sarah Hyland has some genetic modification or hormone treatment that kept her youthful looking into her mid 20s…creepily youthful….. Here she is sitting on the stoop, trying to look up her skirt, while making faces like a homeless person, mid-shit…erotic. TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE Here’s her tattoo… The post Trying to Look up Sarah Hyland’s Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Pay attention, y’all, because Kylie Jenner is about twist up a fat blunt of truth and spark the six-foot bong of knowledge. Usually, Kylie’s Instagram page is a place of age-inappropriate semi-nude selfies and troubling hints that she’s dating a 25-year-old rapper . Today, however, Kylie is taking a page from the book of Bob Marley and rolling a fattie with it: Kylie posted the above photo with a caption reading, “When I feel most like me.” No doubt, many were left wondering what she meant by that. Do Kylie’s giant lips and blue hair make her feel more like herself? We figured there was more to it than that, so we stared at this photo like it was #TheDress or one of those Magic Eye things from the ’90s until we finally realized that’s a pot leaf charm on Kylie’s choker. So as far as we can figure, Kylie is saying she feels most at ease when she’s stoned. Most 17-year-olds would probably get in trouble for saying something like that in a public forum, but in Kylie’s case, her parents probably celebrated the fact that she’s wearing clothes by buying her a new Range Rover. Let that be a lesson, kids: If you set the bar extremely low from a young age, you’ll be able to get away with pretty much anything. #TheMoreYouKnow 45 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner 1. Kylie Jenner Body View Photo This is Kylie Jenner’s body these days. Not what your typical 17-year-old looks or dresses like, that’s for sure. 2. Kylie Jenner’s Body View Photo WOW. That’s all we have to say about Kylie Jenner’s body, which has certainly … changed in recent months. 3. Kylie Jenner Nipple Piercing Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted a photo to Instagram that appeared to reveal a nipple piercing. She deleted it after it received too much negative attention. 4. Kylie Instagram Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner kicked off 2015 by posting this photo on Instagram. Seems about par for the reality star’s course, right? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Sexy Kylie Jenner View Photo Kylie Jenner gets sexy in another selfie. This girl knows how to get followers on Instagram. 6. Sultry Kylie Jenner View Photo In this picture,Kylie Jenner poses in a seductive manner on Kim Kardashian’s property. Someone needs to remind the star that she is 16 years old. 7. Kylie Jenner Instagram Picture View Photo Kylie Jenner on Instagram in a picture that will surely get all you 14 year old guys bothered and hot. 8. Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith in Bed View Photo Kylie Jenner poses here in bed with Jaden Smith. And the two claim they aren’t dating! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kylie Jenner: Big Lips, Grill View Photo Kylie Jenner has shared yet another photo of her giant lips with the world. Does anyone still believe the girl achieves this effect with lip liner? 10. LBD Heat Kylie’s little black dress is white hot. 11. Dressing Room Heat Oh to be a fly on the wall. 12. Kylie Jenner’s Lips Plus Crop Top View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips are once again huge, and her crop top outta control, in her latest Instagram photo to generate buzz. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kylie Jenner, No Pants View Photo Kylie Jenner loves attention, that much is clear. But the teenager hates wearing pants. 14. Kylie Jenner’s Plump Lips View Photo Goodness, those lips are plump on Kylie Jenner. You cannot deny this. 15. Kylie Jenner Stripper Boots Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner posted one of her raciest photos yet to Instagram. Where are this girl’s parents?! 16. Kylie Jenner Leg Photo View Photo Kylie Jenner shows off her leg in this Instagram photo. We guess we should be happy she isn’t showing off any more private body parts. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kylie Jenner in Leather View Photo Kylie Jenner poses here in leather. It’s another scandalous shot of the young star. 18. Kylie Jenner Stomach View Photo Kylie Jenner posted this photo to Instagram of her stomach. It’s unclear why. 19. Kylie Jenner in Sweats View Photo Kylie posted a “straight outta bed” pic to Instagram. Unfortunately, she cropped out her makeup-free face. 20. Kylie Jenner: No Pants Pic View Photo Kylie Jenner posted yet another selfie to Instagram. It seems this time she forgot to put on pants first. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kylie Jenner Underwear Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner shows off her underwear in this selfie. We wish should would not do so, of course. She is only 17 years old. 22. Kylie Jenner Bra Strap Photo View Photo Kylie’s latest selfie. She’s celebrating 12 million followers on Instagram. 23. Kylie Jenner Love Photo View Photo Here is a photo of Kylie Jenner like you’ve never seen her before. The young reality star is posing on behalf of LOVE Magazine. 24. Kylie Jenner: Bed Selfie View Photo Looks like Kylie just woke up. We assume it’s some time in the early afternoon. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kylie Jenner: Hot Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner posts another hot selfie of her increasingly hot self. At least that’s how she wants us to view her, clearly. 26. Kylie or Kim?! View Photo Kylie Jenner, 17, or Kim Kardashian, 34?! You’d be forgiven if it took a second to realize who this was a photo of. 27. Kylie Jenner as a Blonde View Photo Look at those lips! Look at that blonde hair! Kylie Jenner poses here for LOVE Magazine. 28. Kylie Jenner is So Money View Photo Kylie Jenner is money. This photo is proof positive of that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kylie Jenner Butt Selfie View Photo Kylie Jenner has gotten in on the butt selfie act started by her sisters. It’s an unfortunate act. 30. Kylie Jenner Teases Black Bra View Photo Oh, Kylie Jenner. The young reality star shows off a black bra in this photo for some reason. 31. Tight Jeans Selfie “Eat yo Wheaties,” Kylie captioned this one. Indeed. 32. Midriff Madness Kylie says she doesn’t even watch what she eats. Oh to be young. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Kylie Jenner iPhone 6 Selfie View Photo Kylie’s first selfie with her new phone! The picture is like totally clearer…or something. 34. Kylie Jenner Injections View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after she got injections … at least according to the Internet. 35. Kylie Jenner: Lip Injection Photos? View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did or didn’t do to them. But they look quite a bit different. 36. Kylie Jenner Lip Comparison View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, December 2013 vs. December 2014. WOW. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Kylie Jenner Lips: 2013-2014 View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips, as seen on Instagram on December 2013 and then December 2014. Just crazy. 38. Kylie Jenner Lips: Before & After View Photo Kylie Jenner’s lips before and after … whatever it is she did. It’s been a serious change, in any case! 39. Just the Right Angle Kylie shows off all of the attributes she wants you to look at in a single photo! 40. Double Your Pleasure And RIPPED for your pleasure, as well. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. That Works as a Top, Sure Sheer perfection, Kylie. 42. Kylie Jenner Instagram Selfie View Photo Tyga posted this photo of Kylie Jenner to his Instagram page. Many take it as the rapper’s way of confirming his relationship with Kylie Jenner. 43. Another Kylie Jenner Selfie View Photo Hello there… Kylie Jenner?!? The reality star looks just like sister Kim in this selfie, doesn’t she? 44. Kylie Jenner Grill Selfie View Photo Kylie showed off her new grill on Instagram. We’re hoping it’s only temporary. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Happy New Year If 2015 is anything like what she gave us in 2014 in terms of Kylie selfies, it will be one Happy New Year indeed. The End. Up Next: ” 45 Wildly Inappropriate Photos of Kylie Jenner .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Calling Seth Rogen! Where are you, Seth Rogen? We’re still waiting to hear from you, Seth Rogen! Indeed, Justin Bieber has been pleading with Rogen to appear on his upcoming Comedy Central Roast for days now. And while the singer is yet to hear back from the actor, the network has received a positive RSVP from a number of big-time celebrities. The following stars cannot wait to let Justin Bieber have it later this month on national television: Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, Shaquille O’Neal, Hannibal Buress, Chris D’Elia, Natasha Leggero and Jeffrey Ross. Ross, of course, has been featured in a couple ads for the special, which will air on March 30. In one, he is giving Bieber a bullseye tattoo. In the other, he’s acting like a Calvin Klein model; i.e. Justin Bieber’s worst nightmare. “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me,” Bieber said soon after this program was announced. “They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard.” Along those self-deprecating lines, another recent promo features Bieber getting egged . Added Kent Alterman, president of content development & original programming at Comedy Central, of the Kevin Hart-hosted affair to come “Justin has been asking us for a few years to roast him, and we just kept telling him to go create more source material first. We’re thrilled he listened.” 13 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard 1. Justin Bieber Chest Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has another new tattoo. This one is hard to miss. What do you think? 2. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoo View Photo Don’t let your dreams float away. That’s what Justin Bieber wrote as a caption to this photo. 3. Justin Bieber Goes Black and White View Photo Justin Bieber is deep in thought in this Instagram photo. Perhaps we should give him some space. 4. Justin Bieber Jesus Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of Jesus Christ on his left calf. We wonder how Jesus would react to some of this singer’s actions. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Justin Bieber Compass Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber now has a tattoo of a compass on his arm. What do you think of it? 6. Justin Bieber Shirtless Tattoo Picture View Photo Justin Bieber shows off his latest tattoo in this shirtless Instagram picture. Hardcore, JB. 7. Justin Bieber Rose Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It covers pretty much his entire arm, as you can see here. 8. Justin Bieber Tattoo Pic View Photo It’s a new Justin Bieber tattoo! What do you think of this ink job? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Justin Bieber Owl Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has inked himself yet again. What do you think of the singer’s eighth tattoo? 10. Justin Bieber Tattoo View Photo Justin Bieber has a new tattoo. It’s ink of a crown on his chest, as you can see here. 11. Justin Bieber Arm Tattoos View Photo Justin Bieber has a tattoo of a jester on his arm. That’s the focus of this Miami Police Department photo. 12. Tattoo Fail Bieber Style View Photo It’s another new tattoo for Justin Bieber. Pretty soon, he’ll have more ink than bare skin! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Justin Bieber’s Tats View Photo Justin Bieber thinks he is so hard with those tats. But that just makes them even more ridiculous looking. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Tattoos Justin Bieber Thinks Make Him Look Hard .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me… I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to…. But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid… I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit…. That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…
