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LL Cool J Releases Michael Jackson Tribute ‘Billie Jean Dream’

Iced-out glove on a Bentley wheel? Picture Michael Jackson rolling. LL Cool J raps from the perspective of the King of Pop on a new freestyle that came out Monday called “Billie Jean Dream (Michael Jackson Tribute).” Giving new meaning to the term ghost writer, one of rap’s all-time greatest MCs tells listeners at the end of the record that the late singer gave him inspiration while he slept.

“The crazy thing is, I had a dream. Michael Jackson wrote that for me in a dream. That’s crazy, right? I had a dream, and homeboy wrote it for me in a dream. I saw it on a paper. I woke up and just jotted it all down on paper. Michael Jackson, that’s for you, baby. I love you.”

In the verse, Cool J raps over Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” beat.

“Number one in the world, imagine how it feels to hit up Sony for a billion on a deal,” the Queens legend rhymes. “Buy out the Beatles, tell Paul to chill / Too live to talk, y’all read it in my will/… There’s one King of Pop, nothing else poppin’ off, comparing him to me, oh, please knock it off/ All of y’all emanating from one source/ Try to imitate it, but you can’t pull it off.

“Hold my umbrella, give me some support,” LL adds. “While I dance on the roof of the truck after court/ Can’t pull me down, I don’t know what y’all thought.”

In addition to releasing the track, the rapper announced a Michael Jackson tribute contest on his Web site, . Fans are encouraged to write their own MJ tribute songs, remix classic Jackson tracks or create music videos, and the winners will be promoted on the site.

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Top 10 Reasons Not To Go To The Beach

It's summertime and it's hot outside, and I'm sure you're sitting in front of your computer wishing that you could be at the beach. But you can't be, and that's ok, cause it turns out the beach isn't so great after all.

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Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Narcolepsy is a couple of things. 1) It's a serious medical condition that affects both people and animals. 2) It can be seriously funny

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Narcolepsy, a Fable in 6 Chapters

Twitter, Visualized

Alternately titled: “Let's Not Get Too Excited.” From the perspective of the dead/lazy users, though, this is kind of encouraging.

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Cheating SC gov says God will make him a better leader

South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, still clinging to office after admitting to an extramarital affair, wrote in an opinion piece released Sunday that God will change him so he can emerge from the scandal a more humble and effective leader. “(W)hile none of us has the chance to attend our own funeral, in many ways I feel like I was at my own in the past weeks, and surprisingly I am thankful for the perspective it has afforded,” Sanford wrote in the opinion piece distributed statewide for Sunday newspapers.

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