Ten years after Disney Channel’s ‘Lizzie McGuire,’ Hilary Duff tells MTV News about her current ‘Younger’ character: Kelsey Peters, an ambitious book editor working her way up the publishing industry
Cara Delevingne is some young hot model….who I follow on instagram…and who ignores me on instagram….even when I write her beautiful prose that would get me published if I had any command of the English language…and if the publishing industry weren’t racist….devoting their immigrant retard budget to the cast of Jersey Shore…instead of to my romantic letters on instagram to Cara Delvingne….but this isn’t about me..or my sweet nothings I whisper over captions on social media…this is about a new model…who is doing a campaign for DKNY fully clothed…making you probably wonder why I’m posting it…without realizing…that following DKNY’s ready to wear collection and the campaign that goes along with it is one of my hobbies…along with masturbating…hookers and drinking until I shit blood….I like to keep things well rounded…I’m not a one trick pony…I got all kinds of tricks…equally disgusting that combined probably add up to 7/8ths of a trick…. This is my favorite post of the year….and possibly my new favorite model…
He has proven himself in the acting world, the publishing world and, oh yes, the music world. But Justin Bieber continues to impress, conquering yet another discipline this week by officially graduating from high school. “I just finished,” Bieber tells Great Britain’s The Daily Telegraph . “I passed my test — I’m free! It was hard doing school and work every day.” Why would a 19-year old millionaire even need his high school diploma? “That was something my mom really wanted me to do, so I had to do it for her,” he said. “I mean, this kind of lifestyle has given me a different perspective on life. I’ve been able to travel the world. At school, usually you have to do a lot of writing and reading. I’m really not into that stuff. I like to be out there.” And out there he clearly has been, traveling the world, coming up with new business ventures. The latest, the fragrance “Someday,” will serve as a means of charity: for every bottle sold in Australia, $2 of the proceeds will go to the Make-A-Wish Foundation. “I’m so blessed to be in this position,” Justin says. “With everything I do, I try to give back.”
Yesterday Congressman Ron Paul, fearless Emperor of the Planet Ronulin and Candidate for the GOP Nomination for President of the United States, cut short an interview with Gloria Borger, of CNN because she pressed him on the publishing of his newsletters. Before he walked away, he offered, “I never read that stuff. I was probably aware of it ten years after it was written. ” That would be somewhere… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : YID With LID Discovery Date : 22/12/2011 09:00 Number of articles : 2
“With great power, comes great immunity.” That’s the message we’ve been hearing from Wall Street, many Republicans on Capitol Hill and self-styled right wing pundits like Andrew Breitbart, Bill O’Reilly (who this year had replaced Christine O’Donnell as the Typhoid Mary of the publishing racket ) and others who channel and filter their partisan passions directly through their rectums and bile ducts…. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Brilliant at Breakfast Discovery Date : 19/11/2011 16:27 Number of articles : 2
Who knew Ronnie and J-Woww could even read? Not us, but both Jersey Shore stars apparently signed a book deal! – and talk about a page-turner! Never Fall In Love At the Jersey Shore , a Guido’s guide to how to maintain the oh-so distinctive Jersey Shore look and attitude, brought to you by two of the show’s degenerate houseguests, J-Woww and Ronnie, is due out sometime this year. And you wonder by the publishing industry is in decline. Then again, Lauren Conrad wrote a New York Times best-seller, so you never know, right? Ronnie and J-Woww: Soon-to-be authors . For reasons very much unclear, St. Martin’s Press enlisted Jenni Farley and Ronnie Magro to break down Shore living. We assume that includes a guide to: GTL (Gym, Tanning, Laundry) FHTB (Feverish Hot Tub Boinking) FGFB (Flaunting Giant Fake Boobs) BUEFN (Breaking Up Every F*$kin’ Night) GABTCAMGSAGIFWRJOTB (Getting Arrested By The Cops After Making Gay Slurs and Getting in Fights with Random Jackasses on the Boardwalk) No doubt the advice will be something to cherish for life.