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The Fat Chick in the Middle is an SI Star Model of the Day

I repeat…the fat one is an SI Supermodel….but not just any SI Supermodel, their biggest (literally)…She’s been on the cover a lot, because she sells magazines, in an era magazines don’t matter, and they are milking her like the cow she is clearly modelling her body type after…her spirit animal. Even though, she’s fucking fat and has no business modelling bikinis, but I guess the world is open minded to it since 90 percent of girls are fat pigs now…but I am the 10 percent motherfucker…I want my bikini models to not look like dumpy piles of shit. It makes no fucking sense on a few levels, the first being why dudes like a fat girl just cuz she has tits, wouldn’t it be better if SI found a fit girl with tits? The second being, wouldn’t Kate Upton know she’s expected to be half naked all the time, it is her job, and thus spend days starving herself and working out?…Third being, wouldn’t SI find a fit girl with tits instead of using this one…. If you don’t believe me…here’s another photo evidence of Kate Upton from another angle…she’s the fucking worst, fight it all you want, send in hate male, I am right. Here is proof. To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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Barbara Palvin’s Victoria’s Secret 2013 Work of the Day

Barbara Palvin isn’t all that hot, I mean she’s 19 and half naked, what 19 an half naked chick do you know wouldn’t be worthy of jerking off to, especially if you’ve committed your life to one woman who is pushing 50 and all you’ve seen is the neglect that she’s had for herself all these years…cellulite ridden and loose stomached…blaming you for it and guilting you for it…cuz she had your kids for you and now you owe her….even though you know if it wasn’t you, it’d be some other asshole, and you wish it was, so you could be free to spend your 60,000 dollars a year seducing 19 year olds who are happy getting a free Subway sandwich on a date, rather than the 21 year olds who know how to take a dude for a ride…. The only moment of peace you have is when you get to stare at your daughter’s friends in their bikinis… Now I may be confused how this Palvin went from Hungarian to top model, when normally there are a few human trafficking stops in between, but I’ll post her Victoria’s Secret 2013 work anyway, cuz she’s half naked and 19 and that’s good enough for me.

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Jessica Hart Has Caught My Attention!

I don’t usually post swimsuit models when they’re not wearing their bikinis unless they’re not wearing anything else either, but hey, sometimes you’ve got to make an exception. Like these pictures of underrated hottie Jessica Hart going for a walk in a nice tight tank top. I even think I might see the early stages of a case of nipple-itis, but my eyesight’s not that great anymore after all these years spent straining in front of a computer screen. According to my mom though, I should be legally blind with hairy palms thanks to my daily routine by now, so I guess I shouldn’t complain. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Jessica Hart Has Caught My Attention!

Jessica Hart Has Caught My Attention!

I don’t usually post swimsuit models when they’re not wearing their bikinis unless they’re not wearing anything else either, but hey, sometimes you’ve got to make an exception. Like these pictures of underrated hottie Jessica Hart going for a walk in a nice tight tank top. I even think I might see the early stages of a case of nipple-itis, but my eyesight’s not that great anymore after all these years spent straining in front of a computer screen. According to my mom though, I should be legally blind with hairy palms thanks to my daily routine by now, so I guess I shouldn’t complain. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Hot as Fuck Bikini Video of the Day

I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous…. I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity. Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

Fat Vanessa Pudgens Takes on Coachella of the Day

I saw Spring Breakers and hated it. I didn’t even appreciate the Disney chicks in their bikinis, cuz they were all slop-hounds. I mean if they cast bikini models for the part, at least there would be some substance with likely the same level of acting. In fact, I was shocked anyone would sign onto do a movie in their bikini, without spending 6 months in the gym working out But based on these pics of Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella, dieting isn’t something she does. It’s all about emotional eating. Spriiiing Break forever….and by spring break I mean heart disease you fucking pig. She needs to be a better role model for the girls of tomorrow. Fat is bad despite what the media keeps feeding us. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Spring Breaker Babes Do Paris

I know you were probably hoping to see Selena Gomez , Vanessa Hudgens , Ashley Benson , and Rachel Korine in their bikinis here, not making dumb heart shapes on some balcony, but don’t worry. Because now that Spring Breakers has started its media tour in Paris, that just means we’re that much closer to the movie finally coming out. And getting to see these four hotties in all their bikini glory. Can’t wait. » view all 23 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Christina Milian’s Juicy Swimsuit Pictures

I’m not sure if Christina Milian has a new reality show because over the weekend I’ve been seeing an endless amount of Paparazzi pictures of her at the beach. Hopefully, I’m right because girl likes to hang out in swimsuits and show off that juicy body of hers. Both her booty and chesticles look delicious. I can’t decide what I’d like to dig into first!

Ashley Tisdale Titty for Attention of the Day

Ashley Tisdale is starting to grow on me….just last week I claimed that her she won this round…thanks to her PANTIES AND COWBOY BOOTS ….. You see, I have been hating on her face for a long time…I have been laughing at her career or lack there of a career for a long time….I have even taken pleasure in the fact that her chubby friends get work in movies wearing their bikinis…while she works out so hard and was neglected in the shit….which I guess brings us to today….where she’s showing half her tit and awesome fit body…that reminds us not to give a fuck about her face…cuz as busted ass it may be…it comes with this body…she knows exactly what she’s doing….good times

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