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Since kids don’t watch TV anymore, they are more into the whole instagram and youtube thing, I wonder who actually watches this Teen Choice awards, I am assuming the event is presented as a wholesome, let’s celebrate vapid talentless dancing monkeys exploited by their parents…and make them feel like being robbed of their childhood to become weirdo fame whores is actually something that should be rewarded – with an event that doesn’t matter – to make all these old creeps more money…while dad’s who jerk off to Disney Starlets in slutty dresses watch and pretend they are doing research, to connect with their kids…and in some cases their kid’s friends…with a ROOFIE peanut butter sandwich…. when they get caught… The highlight reel includes…. DOVE CAMERON – Some busty Disney Kid showing off her tits… Creepy Mariah Carey and her monster tits….old and weird…but a MEME thanks to lip syncing on TV…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Peyton Roi List Disney Girl of the Day….in some outfity… Gwen Stefani because she’s a homewrecker and kids are into that – unless they are her kids – in which thy can use it as an excuse to misbehave… Heidi Klum was there because she’s got 100 kids and thus is an expert on the subject…just asked her exploited vagina… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Demi Lovato was there because cash in wherever you can… Ava Sambora was there because her rockstar dad and groupie mom want to whore her out… Zendaya – Whoever the Fuck That Is…was skinny…but there…. FASCINATING stuff..hardly hot enough for creepy dads to jerk off to… The post The Kids Choice Awards Happened You Fucking Perverts of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who Victoria Justice is…I just know I always feel uncomfortable when I see these Stage moms in action…you know forcing their daughters who they thing are the prettiest little things into acting at a young age…to feed their own egos…and live out their own dreams….exploiting them to pay the fucking bills and live the good life…teaching them that sacrificing their childhood is worth it….and breaking them at their core once old enough to realize just how hard their own parents, the people they trust fucked them….which is not as deep, or long, or romantic as how much I would like to fuck them….you see cuz her young tight body celebrating her birthday with her family…is lovely as fuck…and by lovely I mean ….I have a boner and I never get boners and she’s not even naked….and I’m totally desensitized and usually need really weird shit to give me boners as that’s what the world has come to…..a dark place I can’t wait for Victoria Justice to participate when she realizes it is more fun that this smiling Disney staff shit she’s been trained to be.
I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt proves that it’s never too late to reinvent yourself….all it takes is ridicule of your fat ass and inability to land a man by the everyone in the fucking world…to get you off your ass, in the gym, cast on a show where you play a hooker and where you showcase your huge tits that got you famous in the first place…and now that you’re running shit they let you show off your singing ability you haven’t really put out there too much…as viral promo video…all panty clad lookin hot…because girl, just when you thought it was over…as the rest of us did….you’ve come out on top…today, let Jennifer Love be your motivation to not kill yourself today….cuz when you’re at your worst, at rock bottom there’s always an opportunity to make millions half naked around the corner for your busty ass….. Maybe she’s the next Beyonce…cuz Beyonce never let being thick stop her from getting half naked on stage….
Selena Gomez has come to that point in her career and life….where the party, the drugs, the fame is ready to start…she’s broken free from her poptart bullshit Disney Image with her underage boyfriend you know she was doing dirty things with even though he’s a queer,…and now she’s ready to throw out the bullshit public act and reinvent herself as someone who gets down and doesn’t give a fuck…in a “THIS IS ME” kind of insanity that happens to all the poptarts who traded in their childhood for fame…as they try to discover themselves and that’s what I’m in this for…it’s my favorite rite of passage…from tween to dirt bag slut….especially when it comes with self shot upskirt pics she posts to social media cuz she jsut doesn’t give a fuck…. The whole thing…is refreshing….nothing tall glass of young vag….that wants to be drank…
Jon Gosselin says he is loving life these days as a single dad. That’s good, we suppose. Better than hating it, since it’s the current state of affairs either way! Jon recently split from girlfriend Ellen Ross, but unlike sad, lonely Kate Gosselin , he’s moving forward with his held head high, embracing his single status. “I am doing great, moving on with my life, focusing on my kids and work,” he told Star . “I’m in a much better place in my life … right now, I’m just hanging out with friends, meeting new people, working and trying to focus on my kids.” “Being a single dad with no interruptions has really brought me closer to my children: Truthfully, I feel it has improved my self-awareness and well-being.” Jon Gosselin said his eight children are flourishing, too. “They know that I love them, and it’s important that they enjoy their childhood,” he said. “I always made sure that I am the constant in their life.” Jon said despite being unlucky in love at times, he’s still got the idea of getting remarried in the back of his mind, but won’t rush down the altar. “I still have a lot of work to do on myself, and I am an extremely busy person, between work and the children,” the Pennsylvania native told Star . “My family is the most important thing in my life. I will strive to make it better for them, and to be a better person myself, each and every day.”
Brooke Burke is living a life of sin no more….Sex before marriage. Children out of wedlock. Awkward moments at PTA, Hyphenated names, unmarried with two sets of kids with two different dads like a bitch on welfare who lives next door to me no more. She’s decided to make an honest woman out of herself and marry the man who has cum in her at least enough to make a couple of kids after her last marriage and before her current marriage…making this mom of 4 with what is one of the hottest bodies….officially spoken for….and luckily she’s celebrating the only way she knows how….in a bikini. Amazing.
I feel kinda weird posting these pictures of Jenna Jameson in the pool in a bikini…not because I think I am invading her privacy and not because she’s a classy, elegant, regal woman who is lives on the principles of Emily Post’s book on etiquette….She’s not high society, but she’s probably graced the cover of high society…a porn slut…older, retired and a mom, just enjoying a lifestyle the money her vagina’s dignity was sacrificed to afford….so if anything…I should only be really giving her any press if she was seen getting fucked on the street corner by a homeless man, or something outrageous…cuz even a “leaked sex tape” doesn’t fly with her….you know cuz we’ve all seen her fuck and fuck some more…but then the whole fact she’s in a bikini kinda makes me have no choice but to post it…but I want to make it clear…I am hardly excited by this white trash couple living a better life than me…except maybe when she gets beat up…but that’s only cuz porn chicks love being abused…it reminds them of their childhood… Here they are practicing their synchronized swimming for the next trailer park olympics they are participating in…