Karrueche might have a new boyfriend. For real this time. The Bay actress has been rumored to be the bae of many dudes since breaking up with Chris Brown and she’s subsequently clapped back at plenty of rumors, shutting them down almost instantly. This one, however, is a different story. This time, it’s Manchester United soccer […]
If Lena Dunham has a big sign in her office counting off the number of days since she last said something stupid in public, it’s currently showing a big fat goose egg. Fortunately, the number wasn’t too high to begin with, as it hasn’t even been a month since she accused Justin Bieber of promoting rape in his song lyrics. Anyway, Lena jammed all five toes in her gaping maw even worse than usual this time, and she fortunately had the sense to quickly apologize to what we assume is her rapidly dwindling fan base. Here’s what Lena recently had to say about meanies being mean on the Internet: “I used to read Gawker and Jezebel in college and be like, ‘I can’t wait to get to New York where my people will be to welcome me.’ And it’s like, it’s literally, if I read it, it’s like going back to a husband who beat me in the face – it just doesn’t make any sense.” No, Internet snark is not at all like a woman being physically assaulted by her husband. Not even a little bit. If you want people to pity you for being bullied online, don’t admit that just a few short years ago you used to read the most scathing Gawker articles and think, These are my people!!! To be fair, Lena has been subjected to body shaming and other forms of online cruelty, and while such abuse can be demeaning and even traumatic in some cases, it still doesn’t warrant a comparison to spousal abuse. It brings to mind the time Gwyneth Paltrow likened Internet negativity to war trauma . Yes, that really happened, and you don’t want to be compared to Gwyneth, no do you, Lena? As we said, Lena took to Instagram to offer an apology, but this still ranks among the dumbest celebrity gaffes of 2015. And folks, if you want to criticize Lena Dunham, please do so for something substantial – like the fact that she just guest starred on the worst Simpsons episode ever (please read that aloud in a Comic Book Guy voice).
Believe it or not, we’re only two days away from Janet Jackson‘s Unbreakable. The legend decided to whet appetites by dropping another single. This time it’s “S.E.X.L.I.N.E.S.,” another…
If you're a soda junkie you might be able to relate to this girl's elation. Or, you might find thinking, “Damn, it's just bubbly sugar water. Chill.” Either way it's worth 44 seconds of your time to see Elena up there try her first sip of Pepsi. Apparently, she's allergic to caffeine and…wasn't aware that caffeine-free Pepsi is a thing? We're not really sure, but in any event her boyfriend Mario wisely decided to record Elena's first-ever taste of the sweet stuff. As you can see, she liked it. A lot. Now she finally understands what Beyonce was so excited about in that commercial! Sadly, unless she gets her hands on a way-back machine, Elena will never know the beautiful, baffling glory that was Crystal Pepsi . Life is suffering.
They say you should never meet your idols. They probably also say that if you do meet your idols, you shouldn't be rocking a smiley-face bra while you're high on South American Molly. These are tips that a Brazilian girl (whose name appears to be Haiaiaia) ignored when she took the stage during a recent Katy Perry concert in Rio de Janeiro last night. Brazil has a reputation as the most sexed-up country on the planet, so perhaps Katy shouldn't have been surprised when Haiaiaia (who, as Perry said, appeared to be “rolling”) got more than a little handsy. Is it as funny as the time Katy fell off a Segway at Burning Man ? You be the judge. Whatever the case, Ms. Perry can't act like this is the first time she's been groped by a drug-addled sex fiend with a funny accent. After all, she was married to Russell Brand .
Here’s a squat train…. I don’t know whether that’s a thing or not…it’s like Human Centipede but not because their mouths are attached to their assholes…but because you know if you’re this close to high maintenance, demanding, annoying Beyonce, you’re going be eating a whole lot of shit… Leave it up to Beyonce to forget she’s an old washed up mom…and to squeeze in a leotard and blame it on “Love Your Body”…when really she just wants to porn out herself and feel sexy in a world where her husband fucks groupies…. FUN! If by fun I mean pathetic..trying hard…yet cashing in…..which I do. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN A LEOTARD CLICK HERE TO SEE HER PERFORM WITH ED SHEERAN THIS WEEKEND – WHERE THE LEOTARD PICS WERE TAKEN – GOD WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CLICK HERE The post Beyonce’s Squat Train to Inspire You of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun…. Well, like all celebrity kids, trying to either maximize their opportunity, or make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, while kickin’ it most of the time, she’s decided to become and actor and she’s in some show called Awkward, but you’re probably more interested in her being in a bikini all while hanging out with some Florida chick named Jillian Rose Reed who she’s also on the MTV show….but you’re probably more interested is what diet she’s on to allow her to not be in a bikini… Unlike all celebrity kids…she’s actually got to school and trained in theater, even though acting is a joke…so at least that happened…it shows a little more intelligence than most…and by intelligence I mean tits…look at her tits…she’s got good tits… The post Greer Grammer & Jillian Rose Reed in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Crazy Girl VS Car Mother Visits Son in Jail… Package Thief Gets Fucked Girl Loses Bet and Runs Around Baseball Diamond Naked Crackhead Spiritual Experience.. Shitty Day at the Gas Station Maldives President’s Boat Blast People are Loving Ronnie Pickering… The most terrifying and Disgusting Video Ever Psycho Black Guy Throws a White Guy’s Dog…in Today’s RACE War…. Crackhead Selling Used Condom… The post NYC Booty Queen and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am the firstto hate on the “naked girls in bed”….all girls are now Playboy models…getting naked for the sake of “Art” even though I don’t think “art” actually exists…because I think art is fraud, I think photography is one of the most simplistic “art” forms…and anyone who tells you otherwise is a pretentious asshole…probably trying to get you naked for free…. You know…because when Playboy used to do this kind of “naked in bed” for the sake of being “naked in bed”…just to get girls “naked in bed”…instead of giving me a motherfucking story…they paid the girls a lot of money..sometimes upwards of 50,000 dollars for a nobody!!! Yet all these hipster girls are doing it for free… But out of all the clutter and bullshit, naked girls in bed, I do support some people in their quest of naked girls in bed, and one of those friends of the site is Kid Richards, who shoots only on film, which already makes him interesting…because he actually needs to know how to take a picture…where as all these other motherfuckers use digital cameras are cheating liars….and Ana Luiza…just has a great fucking body.. So I can’t hate on the “naked girls in bed” hustle…but 99% of the time…it bores me…and no I’m not gay…and love naked girls…I just need stimulating content and this Black and White shoot made the cut… Kid Richards: INSTAGRAM Ana Luiza: INSTAGRAM The post Ana Luiza Naked in a Bed for Kid Richards of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .