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Sexy Ken Bone Costume Sells Out; Legend of #TheBoneZone Continues

Kenneth Bone: Man. Myth. Rocker of boss-ass red sweaters. If you somehow haven’t heard about Ken Bone by now, then you have our condolences. Fortunately, it’s not too late to get brought up to speed on the most important political figure of the 21st century. We understand that sounds like an exaggeration, but if anything, we should expand it to include the 20th century. Hell, we’ll throw the last couple decades of the 19th in there while we’re at it. Suck it, Grover Cleveland! Anyway, in case you missed the second presidential debate on Sunday night, Donald Trump didn’t win. But neither did Hillary Clinton. So who emerged victorious? You guessed it – the big homey Kenneth Bone won the debate by an overwhelming margin. (They decide these things by who inspired the most memes, right?) While Trump and Clinton fought for your vote for 90 minutes, Mr. Bone stole the nation’s heart with just 30 seconds of screen time: Kenneth Bone Asks Presidental Debate Question Now, he’s reaping the rewards of overnight fame. He’s been on talk shows; he’s racked up 174,000 Twitter followers, and even stars like Courtney Stodden want to bone Kenneth . Now, in perhaps the surest sign that the man is a full-blown Internet sensation, a sexy Ken Bone Halloween costume offered on the website Yandy.com sold out almost instantly! “It was clear before the debate had even ended who the real star was that night,” Yandy.com CEO Chad Horstman said in a statement. “The Ken Bone phenomenon has only picked up speed since, and we knew right away that a sexy costume version would be in huge demand this Halloween season.” Yes, it seems the whole world wants in on #TheBoneZone these days. He’s been dubbed the new Harambe , and Instagram personality @shitheadsteve makes a case for why Bone is actually superior to the late ape when it comes to inspiring memes: It’s hard to put Mr. Bone’s appeal into words. His debate appearance was pure lightning in a bottle – the sort of thing that can never be recreated. The ‘stache, the sweater, the hilariously pun-able name… All of these things are part of the fascination, but Kenneth is more than the sum of his parts. Now, the only question is – who will Ken Bone vote for ? He’s still undecided, but we’re guessing by Election Day, one of the candidates will enjoy a #BoneBounce.

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Drake and Rihanna: Is He Calling Her Out on Instagram?

Well, this sure is an interesting development … As you’ve surely heard by now, Drake and Rihanna are no longer together . (It’s OK to cry — better out than in, you know.) According to a report that was released about the breakup, “Rihanna and Drake are seeing other people at the moment. They are not exclusive anymore.” One of those “other people,” the report claimed, is reality star India Love. “Drake and India Love have been hooking up for at least a few weeks,” it seems. But even so, Drake and Rihanna “still love each other,” it’s just that “their schedules have gotten in the way.” Does it feel like you’re on an emotional roller coaster? That’s because you are. This upsetting little report ends by stating that even though India Love somehow worked herself into the picture, “anything can change between” Drake and Rihanna, “for better or for worse.” So basically just expect the unexpected, know that circumstances are keeping these two apart, not their hearts , and that the world in an unjust hellscape where true love simply cannot thrive. Sounds great. And now that you know all that, know that Drake hopped on Instagram last night to be vague and upsetting. He posted that photo, and here’s his weird little caption: “Too mix up in drama to free my mind but I’m praying for you even in your darkest times.” He tacked on a skull emoji at the end there, so that seems like a good sign. So is this little message directed at Rihanna? After all, a celebrity breakup brings nothing if not drama, and you know that he’s always going to love her, so it wouldn’t be surprising for him to say that he’s praying for her. It’s also worth pointing out that the word on the street is that Chris Brown is going after Rihanna hard now that she’s single , and if that isn’t cause to pray for someone, then who even knows what is. So is this what it’s come to for this former couple? Just a couple of months ago, Drake was professing his love for Rihanna at the VMAs , and now all we have are passive aggressive social media posts? Oh, what time can do … View Slideshow: Celebrity Breakups of 2016: Who Entered Splitsville?

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LeBron James to Donald Trump: That’s Not Locker Room Talk, Bruh

LeBron James is arguably the most well-known athlete in America. He first rose to fame in while still in his teens, and he’s since led teams to three NBA championships over the course of his 13-year career. Needless to say, when it comes to ” locker room talk ” we think James has a slightly better idea of what falls within the range of acceptable subject matter than Donald Trump, who proudly boasts that his workout routine consists of flapping his arms around during his manic rallies. LeBron James on Donald Trump’s “Locker Room Talk” James endorsed Hillary Clinton for president last week, and these days, he’s not mincing words about his distaste for Trump. As you’ve no doubt heard by now, video of Trump boasting about sexual assault to a giddy Billy Bush was released by the Washington Post last week. Trump dismissed the conversation as the sort of banter that athletes engage in prior to a game. As you can see in the clip above, King James is having none of that explanation. “I got a mother-in-law, a wife, a mom and a daughter and those conversations just don’t go on in our locker room,” James told reporters today, his disgust with Trump written all over his face. “What goes on in our locker room is sporting events that happened the night before, about family, about strategies that we may have that night.” In case there was any chance of mistaking how he feels about Trump’s “locker room talk” explanation, James added: “But what that guy was saying, that’s not … I don’t know what that is … that’s trash talk.” Donald Trump & Billy Bush: Lewd Comments Caught on Video The clip above shows Trump bragging about grabbing a woman “by the p–sy” as Bush giggles in delight. Trump, who had married third wife Melania Knauss just months before the footage was shot, goes on to talk about a recent occasion in which he “tried to f–k” a married woman by buying her furniture. The woman was later revealed to be Entertainment Tonight  personality Nancy O’Dell, who was Bush’s co-host at the time. After the footage surfaced, Trump “apologized” in a brief social media video, most of which was devoted to justifying his remarks. View Slideshow: 20 Times Donald Trump Proved He Hates Women It’s unlikely that the video will cost Trump many votes, as most of his supporters seem to be deeply entrenched at this point. However, it certainly doesn’t seem to be helping Trump sway any new voters to his side, which is what the real estate mogul will need to do if he hopes to win in November.

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Donald Trump to Ted Cruz: My Wife is Hotter Than Yours!

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are running to be the Republican nominee for President of the United States. And they are currently engaged in a fight over who has the hotter wife. It all started when an anti-Trump super PAC shared a scantily-clad meme of Melania Trump, an immature move that prompted Trump to respond with the following Tweet: Lyin’ Ted Cruz just used a picture of Melania from a G.Q. shoot in his ad. Be careful, Lyin’ Ted, or I will spill the beans on your wife! Trump quickly deleted this message, although it will live forever on the Internet and it will cause many to wonder: What beans?!? And it will apparently also influence Trump’s followers, one of whom created the meme above and posted it on Instagram, only to have Trump himself then share it with the world. The split-screen image features Heidi Cruz – a former economic policy adviser and Goldman Sachs investment manager – alongside a glamor shot of his own wife, a former model. And, for good measure, Trump added a quote from Twitter user @Don_Vito_08 that reads “A picture is worth a thousand words.” View Slideshow: 14 Times Donald Trump Has Insulted Women Following the Republican’s front-runner’s initial comments, Cruz called Trump a “coward” and told CNN that “Heidi is way out of his league” if Trump wants to get into a character battle. Then, shortly after the latest meme went live, Cruz responded again on Twitter as follows: “Donald, real men don’t attack women. Your wife is lovely, and Heidi is the love of my life.” Seriously, only Donald Trump could make Ted Cruz come across as the nice one in a fight. View Slideshow: 16 Celebrities Who Actually Support Donald Trump

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