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Hannah Ferguson and Paris Hilton for Carl’s Jr of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….

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The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.

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Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…

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Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo… The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend… Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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Toni Garrn in a See Through of the Day

Toni Garrn is one of the Victoria’s Secret girls who has been staged as Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend because that is part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing strategy, because I guess he has a deal with them, or maybe is an investor in the company… I know girls, and I know that when they work together, there is no way the new girl would be bold enough to fuck the ex of all the other girls…because that would be social suicide…if anything they wouldn’t associate with him unless they were forced to by their management or Victoria’s Secret. I also know girls who have been hired to be in Leonardo’s entourage because he likes babes, and they have told me that his public girlfriends are not his actual girlfriends and that it’s all for show…he’s really more about fucking girls who aren’t his girlfriends.. So when he was cheating on her in Miami…even though it’s not cheating when you fuck another hooker behind your public hooker’s back…she was showing her tits for attention on some shoot… These are the fun pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Toni Garrn Does Victoria’s Secret

Here’s German Victoria’s Secret model Toni Garrn doing a lingerie shoot for the company, and I know that she isn’t the biggest name there, but if you ask me, she should be. As far as I’m concerned, she’s got the potential to be the next Candice Swanepoel . All she needs to do is find the right blogger to help take her career to the next level. And while she’s at it, she should really learn how to wear a hat properly. Just imagine how much better that would make these pictures. » view all 13 photos

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Toni Garrn In A Bikini Is GREEEEEAAAAAAT!!!

I don’t think I’ve ever done a post on Toni Garrn , but after seeing these pictures of her modelling bikinis for H&M, I’ll make sure to publish her as often as possible. She is Candice Swanepoel level hotness. Just look at that body and and try to take your eyes off the screen. It’s impossible! Enjoy!

Emily Ratajkowski for Frendrick’s of Hollywood of the Day

In the event you don’t read this site….Emily Ratajkowski….is a girl I write love letters to…love songs for….poems…and even have taken up the art of sculpture to express myself…because her tits…and body….just inspire and most importantly make me feel like we are connected at the soul….at least through her tits…cuz that’s all I can stare at….because I think they the window to her mind…. She’s a babe, she’s going to the top, she’s doing a campaign for Fredrick’s and she’ll be working for VS or SI by next year….unless I get her pregnant first and ruin her life…which is something I am trying but my envelopes full of sperm I try mailing to her…keep getting sent back to me…dry….. She’ll be famous….That’s my prediction….get ready for it…cuz we’ve already seen her naked….good things are to come…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF EMILY FOR FREDRICK’S BECAUSE I DIDN”T POST THEM ALL CUZ I WAS TOO EXCITED… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Edita Vilkeviciute on the Beach for Allure of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is a pretty famous model and she’s modeling some bathing suits for ALLURE…that may not be really showcasing her awesome TITS that she normally puts on blast for fashion….if anything they are covering her up like she was a middle aged mom at an all inclusive resort for spring break….all disappointed in her body and what has come of it….shy despite having thrown in the towel and given up….thanks to husband and kids…and a love for cake….only unlike that mom on Vacation…I know that this model…under her one piece….is not a mom on vacation who has given up…but a babe….making this mom who has given up fantasy far more fun to masturbate to…than an actual mom who has given up…if you know what I mean.

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