Taylor Swift makes being 22 look pretty fun in her latest music video. 32? Not quite as blissfully care-free, according to this new parody. While Taylor Swift’s “22” music video implies that the singer and her girlfriends are having the time of their lives, with bright futures ahead, just give it time. By 32, they’ll be tired, jaded, broke alcoholics. 32 – Taylor Swift ’22’ Music Video Parody Farewell hipster sunglasses, perpetual smiles and staying up all night having a blast. Hello, sweatpants, wine, cheese, wrinkles and perpetual exhaustion. Good times.
Troubled Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans appears to have admitted to heroin use – and confirmed the rumor that bad boy ex Kieffer Delp got her hooked on it. “I hate you kieffer!!!!! why cant you leave my life alone and stay away from me … you got me strung out on heroin #BYE,” she wrote in a rather revealing Tweet . The heroin rumor, and Kieffer’s role, started when Courtland Rogers blamed Delp (and later said that Jenelle killed their unborn baby because of the drug). Rogers, Jenelle’s estranged husband, recently reconciled with her after one of the all-time celebrity splits. Both he and Evans have been to rehab in the past. Evans’ other ex, Gary Head, has stated “Jenelle does not do drugs,” but others close to the Teen Mom 2 star believe she is in fact “a heroin addict.” What’s more, a source added that Jenelle Evans ‘ ongoing problems with ovarian cysts may not be real, and could just be a cover for her rampant drug use. Evans “told one of her castmates she never had a cyst and that’s what she made up for when she went into the hospital for heroin the first time” last fall. Jenelle also has a history of exaggerating when it comes to the men in her life – notably domestic violence allegations – so that’s worth noting as well. Whatever. At least she’s off the smack for now. And almost as importantly, back with Rogers instead of Kieffer Delp . That dude is just bad, bad news. Not that Court is a prize by any means, but they are married . At least they’re trying to work it out … and it’s all relative. Delp makes anyone look good.
Troubled Teen Mom cast member Amber Portwood stated the obvious in a statement from jail in which she said she is not normal – and needs to grow up. Two weeks after the Teen Mom finale , she issued remarks from prison to coincide with the eunion special that aired Tuesday night on MTV with Dr. Drew. In it, she talked about how she “got lost” in drugs and alcohol. Amber Portwood, now serving a five-year sentence, writes: “Right now I’m trying to figure out what I’m doing with my life. I guess I just got lost. I went to jail because I had an addiction to opiates.” “You live and you learn and that’s what’s real. “It was time for me to stop partying and realize that even though I’m 21, I’m not a normal 21-year-old.” “I’m a mother. I have to grow up quicker and start acting like a mother .” No arguments here, even though Portwood’s voluntarily decision to serve out a five-year term in jail rather than comply with a court-ordered drug program is dubious. After violating her probation stemming from a December 2011 arrest for drug possession, Amber’s behind bars for a LONG time, but says it’s for the best. “My No. 1 priority right now in life is dedicating my life to being sober, to being a sober person,” she writes, adding that she’s doing it for Leah , 3. “[I want] to show my daughter that people make mistakes but you can always come back. If Leah learns anything from me she should see how becoming a teen mom can change you. How everything is postponed,” Portwood said. She also hopes people learn from her mistakes. “We made the show for a reason…some decisions change your whole life. If you don’t want to take responsibility and use protection, don’t have sex.” “One night can change your whole life into a sad story,” noted Portwood, adding that the “mean person” viewers see on Teen Mom is far from reality. “I want to show everybody I can do it and can start living a straight life and getting my family back in order,” she concluded, and we wish her the best.
She can’t exactly carry a tune, and she’s never been known for her quick wit or intelligence… but her songs are sure catchy. And is there any doubt she’s rake in the ratings? According to Us Weekly , Britney Spears has reached out to Simon Cowell and The X Factor producers in order to campaign for spot on the season two judging table. If Britney’s name is really in the mix, it would be included with other famous ones such as Beyonce, Pink, Fergie, and perhaps the most likely candidate, Janet Jackson . Do you think Spears would make a good X Factor judge?
Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is considering NOT taking a plea deal because it would effectively end her reality TV career , according to reports. Amber is supposed to be released from jail into the care of a halfway house this week after pleading guilty to possession of a controlled substance. She may end up changing her plea, however, so she can continue shooting Teen Mom as much as possible, sources tell E! News . Why on Earth … Portwood, who faces up to five years in jail if she violates probation, is not going to change her plea because she wants to sit in a cell instead. It is true, though, that the drug court that’s allowing Portwood to rehabilitate at the halfway house has ordered the facility not to allow cameras. For Amber Portwood , this is a very big deal. Last week, she said she had been under the impression that she would be allowed to live with her grandparents and film Teen Mom while fulfilling the terms of her sentence (counseling, regular check-ins with the court, etc.). Being ordered to a halfway house caught her by surprise. In order to stay out of jail, she was ordered to spend eight months at the halfway house and get a full-time job … one that does not involve TV. The third season of Teen Mom is set to premiere April 3, so that would leave Amber SOL and without the paycheck she’s come to depend on. As such, Amber decided Saturday that she may rather “do her time now and get it out of the way,” and the halfway house is “not the right place for her.” It wouldn’t be the full five years, presumably, if she did agree to serve jail time. We are probably talking about a couple of months, tops. After which, she would be free to film, without stipulations. “The system doesn’t want Amber to succeed,” a friend said. “She needs to stay in the entertainment industry. There are no jobs in Anderson (Ind.). She needs to finish her schooling. She can’t do all of that with a $7-an-hour job.” Baby daddy Gary Shirley currently has custody of her daughter, Leah.
Teen singing superstar Justin Bieber is now set for the biggest TV show “CSI” on February on their 17 episode. The title of this episode is: “Targets of Obsession.” On Wednesday CBS announced that Justin Bieber will act in CSI and reprise his role as troubled teen Jason McCann. This will be the debut for singing sensation Justin Bieber where he act on a story based on a kid whose brother had been slain by the last end of season 11 of “CSI.” Now it’s time to wait to see how better the singing superstar performed in the big TV show “CSI” on February.
