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Google Is Now On Crack [Launches]

If you wish your search engine was more like a brain implant, then you’ll love the new Google: It displays results instantly, predicts what you’re looking for, and is extremely fast. It’s also a big gamble. More

Joe Francis Tell-All Excerpt: In Which Paris Hilton Smuggles Coke in Her Vagina [Books]

“Girls Gone Wild” boss and Douche of the Decade Joe Francis is suing to stop the sale of former employee Ryan Simkin’s tell-all book . But Simkin gave us an excerpt (below)—involving Paris Hilton smuggling coke and ecstasy, sexxxily. More

BP’s Oil Spill Report Mostly Blames Non-BP Companies [Spin]

BP has released its internal investigative report on the Deepwater Horizon explosion, and — spoiler! — it “deflects attention away from BP,” pinning more responsibility on Transocean and Halliburton. Maybe that’s true? Or maybe it’s just standard corporate PR. More

U.S. Soldiers Film Themselves Pranking Iraqi by Planting a Grenade In His Trunk [Videuoh]

A reality TV show that pranks celebrities by planting fake bombs in their cars is causing a stir in Iraq. But a couple months ago, U.S. soldiers filmed themselves planting a live grenade in an Iraqi’s trunk as a ‘prank.’ More

Employee Found Dead at American Apparel HQ [Exclusive]

American Apparel just can’t catch a break. An employee was found dead at the company’s downtown Los Angeles headquarters yesterday, adding yet another misfortune to the clothing retailer’s ever-growing list of public relations woes. More

Emmy Awards Red Carpet: These People’s Outfits Cost More Than Your House [Emmys 2010]

Welcome to the Emmy Awards red carpet, where the stars of the small screen strut in clothes that cost more than your car does, and jewelry that costs more than your house. Let’s see what they’re wearing! Updating live. More

Live Coverage of the 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards [Emmys 2010]

The Primetime Emmys are often uncomfortable and horrible , so the only fun way to watch them is with a bunch of people making fun of them. That’s just what we’re doing and—unlike the real ceremony—you’re invited! More

Glenn Beck’s Rally Restores Honor, Boredom to the Masses [Rallies]

Breaking news, live from the Glenn Beck “Restoring Honor” rally in Washington D.C.! (Actually, we already left.) The speakers, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin and some baseball players, want Americans to believe again. In something. Yeah… it was vague! More

Everything You Need to Know About Glenn Beck’s ‘Restoring Honor’ Rally Tomorrow [Guides]

Tomorrow, Glenn Beck intends to save this nation from communists and other ne’er-do-wells at his “Restoring Honor” rally, live from Washington D.C. Will you be there? Because we will! Oh, yes! In the meantime, here’s what to expect. More

Are Wikileaks Activists Finally Realizing Their Founder Is a Megalomaniac? [Wikileaks]

Julian Assange ‘s attempt to spin his creepy romancing of two Swedish women into a Pentagon smear campaign was a huge mistake. Now Assange’s role as the head of the secret-sharing website WikiLeaks is in doubt. It’s about time. More