18 hours ago – Jessica Simpson posted this picture of her 36 year old mom ass – because I guess its her birthday and she’s feeling hot about it…which is easy when you’re a half retard, rich as hell running a billion dollar a year business, like it’s some kind of joke, a serious fucking troll…but more importantly, she was destined to being a 400 pound monster in a trailer park on disability eating fucking donuts and chips, watchign the Price is Right, discussing how she liked fat Drew Carey better than skinny Drew Carey…but instead she drop the weight and now posts pics like this…and for that it is amazing… The post Jessica Simpson Ass in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Typically, the Kate Middleton rumor mill churns with talk of her and Prince William taking a trip to Pound Town. In other (less confusing and lewd) words, most chatter surrounding the Duchess of Cambridge has to do with her womb and when she’ll next get pregnant . But sources now tell Vanity Fair that Middleton is upset at her handsome husband for a different kind of trip; one that involved cold, wet snow, not red hot banging. Earlier this week, the Royal Family became the subject of a few negative headlines after William had perhaps a bit too much fun with friends at a nightclub in Switzerland. He was at the establishment as part of a ski vacation with his friends. Multiple outlets reported on the singing and “dad dancing” that was included in the break Williams took with close pals Guy Pelly, Tom van Straubenzee and James Meade. (Are those not the most British names you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) Likely as a result of a headache and/or extreme fatigue, the Duke of Cambridge was noticeably absent from Monday’s Commonwealth Day service at Westminster Abbey, Britain’s largest interfaith gathering attended by many members of his famous family. And an insider claims that the most important person in William’s immediate family was “disappointed” with her husband’s behavior. “It was William’s choice to go away, but make no mistake Kate wears the trousers in their marriage, and she won’t be happy with William’s antics,” a source tells the aforementioned publication, adding: “She thought his partying days and larking around with the boys was a thing of the past. I imagine she’ll find this humiliating and William will have come in for a pasting .” (Are those not the most British words you’ve ever read in your entire life?!?) To be clear, this was solely a guys’ trip. Cameras did capture a few females hanging out in William’s presence, but there’s no concern that he acted inappropriately with anyone of the opposite sex. According to The Sun newspaper/tabloid, the Prince and his friends spent last Sunday night dancing to the band Hussy and looked “very worse for wear” after downing “several drinks.” Footage of this behavior, which went public in Great Britain on Wednesday in numerous tabloids, has left Middleto “less than pleased,” Vanity Fair writes. Later today, William and Kate are expected to step foot in Paris, as the future king makes his first official visit to the city since Princess Diana passed. It marks yet another major occasion for the couple and the family they represent. The two-day trip is expected to strengthen relations between France and a post-Brexit Britain – and all eyes will clearly be on William’s eyes on Friday and Saturday. Will they be bloodshot? Will he be back on his game? If not, the public may continue to turn on William and Kate , leaving us wondering about the future of their marriage, as opposed any future addition to their adorable brood. View Slideshow: William and Kate: 18 Times The Tabloids Got It Wrong
June Shannon is a new woman. We mean this almost literally, as the former Here Comes Honey Boo Boo star now anchors her very own reality show ( Mama June: From Not to Hot ), on which she has stunned viewers with her weight loss. Seriously, we barely recognize Shannon at this point . E! News spoke this week to the reality star’s estranged daughter, Anna “Chickadee” Cardwell, who believes Shannon may look different on the outside… … but she’s exactly the same deep down on the inside. Asked by the outlet about her mom’s massive weight loss, Cardwell replied : “I think she did it just to be more famous. I don’t think she did it just for her because she never mentioned anything ever before about getting plastic surgery.” Chickadee went on to say she actually knows for a fact that Shannon’s manager convinced her to do the surgery for reality television purposes because she also offered the same opportunity to Cardwell herself. The 22-year old said this manager explained such a change in body type would “get her out there,” enabling her to garner another opportunity for increased fame and fortune. “I think Mama did get herself out there to get another show,” Chickadee explained, adding: “That’s my opinion on that. I don’t think she did it or anything for herself. If she would have done it for herself, she would have tried to lose the weight a long time ago.” That’s possible. It may even be plausible. But folks have done far worse than lose weight in order to be famous. Just think: the public could have been exposed to a June Shannon sex tape or Playboy spread or something. In this case, even if Shannon’s motivations were self-centered, the result is still a far healthier outlook on life than she had previously. But Chickadee isn’t alone in her criticism. On an upcoming episode of Mama June: From Not to Hot , her ex-husband’s fiancee, Jennifer, refers to Shannon as a toothpick in front of June’s own daughter, Honey Boo Boo, alleging, “she looks sick.” She even questions June’s parenting skills because … well… because she’s been feeding Honey Boo Boo vegetables. “This child is not getting what she might want to eat,” Jennifer says on the show. “I think that it’s important to have the things that a child needs.” A mother who won’t die from a heart attack is a pretty important need, no? We can’t say we’re huge fans of June Shannon or anything, but we’re not about to criticize her for losing (A LOT of) weight or making her child eat healthy meals. Chickadee, meanwhile, even admits that she may be bashing her mom out of a bit of jealously. “Everybody wants me to get my own show,” she hilariously tells E!. “I doubt it’s going to happen, but it would be nice. Lots [of people have] been asking me about getting my own show with my kids again. [They] tell me that they would watch the show just for me and kids.” She even confesses that the attention and the paycheck would be welcome. “I miss being on film, miss being on TV,” she concludes. “I miss it for the money and I miss it for, you know, getting out there—for people just to see my story and stuff like that.” View Slideshow: 27 Reality Stars Who Should Never Be On TV Again
The NBC drama This Is Us has proven to be one of the few network success stories of the fall TV season. In an era of reboots, sequel series, and low-budget reality television, This Is Us feels like a throwback to a bygone era: A critically beloved, intimate family drama that emphasizes intensely personal storylines and skilled performances over gimmicks and special effects. While Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimiglia and Sterling K. Hayden seem to be receiving the majority of the acclaim, relative unknown Chrissy Metz has also emerged as a favorite of viewers and critics alike. Metz’s character, Kate, struggles to lose weight, and there’s a storyline in which Kate decides to undergo gastric bypass surgery. In a recent interview with People magazine, Metz indicated that she signed a contract stipulating that she and Kate would be taking the same weight loss journey: “It’s definitely a conversation that we’ve had, and it’s in my contract,” she said, adding that both she and her character would be shedding pounds “in a healthy manner.” Not surprisingly, the statement has met with a fair amount of controversy, as many expressed shock that NBC would require than an actress lose weight before she could sign on to accept a role. Now, Metz is clarifying the matter and insisting that she merely misspoke when she referenced her contract: “It wasn’t mandated in the contract, and I probably — if I ever said the word contract, I didn’t mean it in that way,” she said while speaking to People at an event in LA on Friday, “I was pitched that the trajectory of Kate is that she’s going to lose weight. That is who and what’s going on.” Metz says there is no requirement that she lose weight or get down to a certain size, but adds that she plans to use her character’s arc as an added incentive for her own weight loss goals: “Why not have a motivation beyond me to get to a healthy weight?” she said. “Every actor does that. We’re chameleons. We change, we grow as an actor… you lose weight, you gain weight, you change your hair or whatever.” Best of luck to Ms. Metz, whatever her fitness goals may be! Watch This Is Us online at TV Fanatic to see why she’s become the fall’s standout star.
Rotund R&B Singer Robin Thicke Is Looking Heavier Than Usual Either White Chocolate Soul-Signer , Robin Thicke, is putting on “post breakup” happy weight… or he’s been packing on the pounds after losing the love of his life, Paula Patton . Either way, Robin Thicke has been looking..well, kinda thick. Robin Looking Thick AF. pic.twitter.com/bZCvYQhv33 — EDS. (@EDSportsNYC) October 22, 2016 Hopefully Robin can get back on track with his music and get back on the track to shed some of this weight that he’s put on.
Janet Jackson won’t be seen stepping out on the town in fancy maternity wear any time soon, as she was put on bed rest. The 50-year-old superstar has been laying low since she sent a shock wave of mixed emotion through her fan base and postponed her highly anticipated world tour in order to have […]
