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Sienna Guillory Nipple Slip of the Day

IT turns out that you don’t need to know who a bitch is…to appreciate her tit busting out of her dress…even if her tits are whatever, as long as she’s got nipples…in this case her name is Sienna Guillory….she’s 40 years old…she’s been in Resident Evil the TV series….and Helen of Troy…exciting stuff…I’m more into her nipple flashes because without nipples…what would babies eat…and by babies I mean….me while 20 year old girls are riding my micro dick…because despite the feminists in their lesbian boots…who hate when you call their boots lesbian boots…because that’s labeling shit..based on gender and sexuality…and eventually LGBTQ with be every letter of the alaphebet cuz all these people are idiots and nipples should be sexualized…and that Free the Nipple shit is probably set up by a bro…in his frat house…to see all the nipples… To See the Rest of the Pics

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Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is really into her upper thigh…and so are you..because ever since High School musical you were stoked she wasn’t Ashley Tisdale…or maybe, if you’re like me…you like her because her legal team came after me becuase I posted nude pics that she leaked and they pretended she was 17 and that I was the criminal “Take it down or we’ll get you arrested for being a sex offender”…even though she was 19…and the one who produced and leaked the pics…even though it wasn’t properly planned because she had 5 o’clock shadow…the kind of monkey who needs to wax daily…she’s just that kind of weird immigrant…from what I assume is a jungle somewhere… Either way, she’s not naked, not as fat as she’s been and into her leg…and so are you.. TO SEE THE REST OF Vanessa Hudgens Thigh CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens THIGH of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elle Macpherson’s Makes Elementary School Hot for the Non-Pedophiles of the Day

When I was in elementary school, the only pussy I remember was one of the girls in my class asking me to watch her pee in the woods behind the school, and then there was lookin onto the stripclub beside the school that eventually burnt down, but before it did, we’d spend our lunch hours watching the strippers on smoke breaks in the parking lot, then there was the mother of one of the kids who was a total fucking whore, who doubled as our lunch monitor and wore all tight denim and leather in fuck me boots, with ridiculous bleached hair extensions before the world even knew what hair extensions were, and there was that one teacher who took an interest in the less fortunate male kids who taught us about sex using his ass as the vagina, but that’s not really where I wanted to go with this story, I wanted to say that no kid had a mom who looked like Elle Macpherson in these pics come pick them up, and if they did, I would have befriended them, provided they didn’t mind having a weird immigrant who spoke broken english as a friend, so that I could sneak in the mom’s room and play with her panties, I mean when I wasn’t getting molested by my teacher. Pics via Bauer

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Gemma Atkinson’s 2010 Calendar Preview of the Day

Remember Gemma Atkinson, that UK bitch with big tits who was all over the fuckin’ place over the course of the last 5 years until one day pretty much dropping off the map, or at least out of my view and I totally forgot about her, because ugly chicks with big tits who get photoshopped into something worth fucking aren’t that appealing to me, unless they are riding my face like a T-Bar at the ski hill, but here she is tryin to make us remember her everyday of the year with this 2010 Calendar, something you’d think would be outdated now that we have smartphones, computers, digital cameras and watches with the date all over the shit, but I guess no one said she was an innovator, and I guess there will always be a weird immigrant mechanic keepin’ up tradition from the old country who likes to have seemingly hot sluts posing next to dates, but I find the whole thing dull…

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