I know it’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new Megan Fox hotness, but we’re in luck today, because the MILF hottie made the cover of Cosmopolitan France , for some reason. Anyway, I never paid much attention to French in school, but I’m pretty sure the article’s talking about how hot Megan is and how she’s always dreamed of dating a pasty blogger who lives in his mom’s basement. And if you can actually read French, please don’t ruin this for me. Just enjoy, OK?
Monday May 1, GRAMMY nominated artist Jhené Aiko celebrated the launch of her Teva x Jhené Aiko collection with a private event at NeueHouse in Los Angeles, California. The ethereal cool girl wore an ATM bodysuit paired with Moussy denim and a Thompson Street Studio by Susan Cianciolo and Kiva Motnyk kimono from the Hammer Museum. Jhené mingled with guests at the private event that took place on NeueHouse’s posh penthouse rooftop where she previewed the collection for an intimate crowd ahead of its May 2 public launch. Guests also enjoyed a vegan dinner with the artist who talked about the inspiration behind her second collection with Teva. Beau Big Sean also showed up to support and celebrate her new collection. The Teva x Jhené Aiko collection is a fusion of Teva’s most iconic sandal silhouettes and the singer-songwriter’s daring yet eclectic style. Built with the adventurous soul in mind, the three exclusive shoe styles are available beginning May 2 at Teva.com , starting at $75. Check out more photos on the flip! Photo Credit: Teva/Michael Kovac
Congratulations! Gabby Douglas Barbie Doll Released If you’d like to show your fandom for Olympian Gabby Douglas , then here’s your chance. The record-shattering gold medalist has her own Barbie doll that’s officially hit stores. Mattel previously gave Gabby her own custom doll as a gift ahead of the Rio Olympics, and now it’s being released nationwide. According to PEOPLE: On sale today for $24.99, the Gabby Douglas Barbie comes complete with a stars-and-stripes leotard, and pink and black Nike warmups. “It’s a huge honor,” Douglas tells PEOPLE. “I always dreamed of having my own doll, and I played with Barbie when I was little with my sisters.” “I really hope people what people take away from the Gabby Barbie doll is to be inspired, to be encouraged to be anything that you want to be. If you have a passion or a goal, set your heart to do whatever you want to do.” Go Gabby! Click here to buy the Barbie. TIBRINA HOBSON/AFP/Getty Images/Instagram
I scanned this video..the song is called “Same Old Love”…and I guess it was about Bieber coming inside her over and over again, until he hurt her feelings, and now her sisterhood, helmed by Taylor Swift, who I assume she has a backend piece of, unless Taylor Swift has a Piece of her backend, because she’s just that powerful and likes collection dolls in the form of models and her competition.. Either way, she released it Exclusively to apple, so I stole it, we can expect a lawsuit…something I’ve always dreamed of….all for posting fucking Selena Gomez video as a promo to her by laughing at her…for looking like a pudgy, doughy faced, Disney afterbirth… From my expert opinion, most of the videos are from her cleavage up…because I guess the rest of her is disgusting… Clever editing and lighting to look hot…remember when or if you have 1,000,000 dollar budget to make a narcissistic music video to sell your bullshit music…you’ll look good too…. I’m more interested in selfies…or snapchat videos of girls’ pussy you’d never expect to see….but see because you caught them on the right day… All this to say – AUDIO WARNING – MUTE THE SHIT…. TO SEE HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE The post Selena GOmez has a New Shitty Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you’ve ever wondered if living with a hot model would be as awesome as you’ve always dreamed of, here you go. Because here’s Aussie model Tina Louise for a shoot by Kazim Gunyar, and she’s doing all the normal things we all do every day: making coffee, lying around in bed, and hanging out in the living room. Only she’s doing them in lingerie and has a pretty much perfect body. So yeah, this is definitely what I’d call living the dream. Sign me up. » view all 11 photos
Here’s Disney Channel star Debby Ryan aka the next Selena Gomez at something called the 5th annual Thirst Gala covering up those sweater mounds of hers once again. And between that and the “I don’t have any emotion” red carpet face she’s perfected, I’m starting to think that Debby’s team is intentionally trying to make her this boring to avoid another Disney star scandal. Either that or she’s some kind of hot busty robot, which is what I’m pulling for. Because I figure if that’s the case, I might actually be able to get my hands on one someday. Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet
I can’t figure out why I’ve never heard of this Edyta Zajac hottie before, because judging from these pictures at least, she’s got to be one of the hottest no-name models I’ve featured on the site in months. According to my research, Edyta’s from Poland, which means I can’t understand a single other thing that’s been written about her online, but if I had to guess, I’m pretty sure it translates to something about how she’s always dreamed of moving to America and settling down with a handsome blogger. Then again, that’s always my first guess but I figure one of these days it’s bound to be right. » view all 15 photos
Unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to make Madison Murray here my ex-wife yet, and believe me, I’ve tried. But I guess not every girl always dreamed of moving into my mom’s basement, for some weird reason. Anyway, lucky for the rest of you at least, I did manage to find more pictures of Madison looking super cute at her place. I still don’t understand why she doesn’t want to move in, but after these shots, now I want to buy a General Lee so she can be my Daisy Duke. » view all 11 photos Photos: TheHeadHuntr
I guess somebody finally told Molly Sims about our annual MILF of the Year contest, because even though we haven’t seen her in months, here she is back in a bikini showing off that MILF-tastic body of hers again. That or she’s just trying to take a nice vacation with her family, but I don’t really care either way. After these pictures, she’s officially on our fake ballot. Now just keep those bikini shots coming Molly, and I’ll make sure they get the proper full consideration. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet
I’m not entirely sure what my favorite busty blonde Helen Flanagan is doing posing in a Playboy bunny costume, but I’m hoping it’s a sign that we’ll get to see Helen do Playboy in 2014. Apparently, it’s something she’s always dreamed of. Which is weird, because I’ve always dreamed of her doing Playboy too. Who knew so many people could all have the same dream?
